Who wants to be my valentine today anons?

can you kindly fuck off?

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>>34862388
If your female then yeah, I'd love to.
Having a nice chat would be good, and seeing if it picks up from there.


Yes, I have actually become this lonely.

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NO dude just kill yourself fucking FUCk

Cause i don't care how crazy, stupid, fat, ugly you are or if you have a dick

I don't care if you're none of those things either

>>34862455
>>34862511
please don't be so mean, it's rude

>>34862494
>>34862542
tell me about yourselves!

>>34862662
Fucking whore ROASTIE orgiinskdn a
Have a sage

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Booo no tits w/ timestamp you need to rethink your bait quality

>>34862662
Im a man with low standards and looking for partner like that, need to know more post contact info.

>>34862662
Well I'm a bit of a weeb and I'm also a self-acclaimed vidya master.
I'm a bit on the skinnier side and I don't have very high standards.
I love comfy threads and being part of a tightly knit community.
So yeah, there really isn't anything else noteworthy about me.

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>>34862916
forgot pic
oreganoo cumment

>>34862388
Pleas let me impregnate you.

>>34862677
>>34862752
not bait and please no bullying in this thread thank you

>>34862851
>>34862916
i'm pretty trashy so idk if you can put up with that then sure

>>34863001
w-why?

>>34862662
I'm 19, I'm a med student, and I'm 6' 2'' and skinny. I'm moving into college in 3 days.
In high school I scored in the top 1% of my state, and had my choice of uni.
I like collecting records, I play bass guitar and I can juggle
Pls be my valentine

>>34862662
I'm a pretty nice, very laid back anon. I can be kind of frosty and it takes a while for me to open up to people. It just takes a long time for me to actually become interested in and invested in another person. In this way I'm kind of bad at processing my feelings, but other than that I'm not very neurotic. I keep it pretty even keel and I very rarely get angry or upset.

I like some playfulness and word games and sometimes puns? I don't really play many video games or anything anymore, but sometimes I do and if it was something fun we could do it together. A little anime, too. I like taking walks and have an interest and appreciation for animals and the natural world.

I really like music and spend a lot of time just listening to that. I go to university, but I have zero friends there. I don't live there, I commute, it's a little lonely and strange. School does stress me out quite a bit and I have 3 exams this week, Interior crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.

>>34863079
what music do you like?
What uni course are you doing?

>>34863111
Lots of kinds. I'm not really into just one genre, but lately I like really comfy music. I guess the stillness of winter brings that out. Things like folk, or stripped down low-fi hip hop.

But I also like harder genres, punk or hardcore, other hip hop, bluegrass, jazz, electronic music. Really kinda anything if it's nice.

I'm going for physics and mathematics.

>>34862388
I would have a nice date with you, taking you out to eat, oh wait, I'm recovering from a surgery. Kind of a bad time.

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>>34863058
I don't mind, as long as we can have a conversation that lasts longer than 2 messages.

>>34863058
do you like anime and vidya? If so I dont really care how trashy you are.

Cmon guys this is pathetic. (S)he's probably not even a girl

>>34863059
>>34863079
uh, you both sound really nice but seems like you prioritise work/school over everything else, i'd like to get to know you tho!

>>34863184
sure thing, i'm bad at responding sometimes

>>34863207
i like a lot of different vidya but i'm not great at it
anime just makes me feel sad but i don't have anything against it

>>34862388
>go ahead and tell me why i should be yours today!
Fuck you!
You aren't some special being

If you don't like me
Then so be it, but im not going to fill out some application in hopes that you will find some man that fits your high standards

Im doing what most men should do
and growing a fucking pair
How about you fill out an application to be my valentine

>>34863282
Should we continue here or take our discussion somewhere else like Discord?

>>34863207
>If so I dont really care how trashy you are.
Those standards man
Im sure you are going to find a nice girl *IMMENSE SARCASM

>>34863303
well okay, if you don't want to then that's fine, i'm pretty awful so nobody would want me if i filled out applications for others

>>34863309
depends on which anon you are

>>34862388
I'll hold you close and tell you that I love you

But I'll actually mean it when I say it.

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>>34863395

I'm this guy.
The one with all the One-Punch Man images.
>>34862494
>>34862916
>>34862942
>>34863184
>>34863309

>>34863451
nobody has ever told me that they love me before ;-;

>>34863457
oh right, um, if you post your discord then sure, i'll message you

>>34863530
Neither has anyone told me they loved me and meant it.

Let's make it a first, together.

>>34863395
how about you post your discord/something else and try talking to whoever responds and see who lasts and who brings up interesting conversation.

if this isnt just bait (what it most likely is) and you really like to lighten someone day a bit up, let me tell you this: we are so bitter and depressed, any female affection or attention is just another painful reminder of our perpetual lonliness. if you do this with a good intent, just dont... at least not here underneath us lost souls

>>34863357
I really dont care

>>34863282
discord: retro haxor#6233

>>34863530
message me? Jerbear#8827
id like to have comfy conversations with you

>>34863530
Im asking for you to take a chance on me and message my discord ( >>34863691 )
Im good at holding conversations. Thanks in advance for chance you give me.

>>34863645
its not a valid discord id senpai

>>34863789
shit remove the space

>>34863928
oh and capitalize R and H