Who /paradox/ here?

>>34862417
I eat pussy but I love dick

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>I want to die but I'm living

>I want to die but I'm afraid of death.

>I post on /r9k/ but I'm not khv

>>34862541
>>34862554
why are we afraid? death is just like going to sleep forever.

living sucks, what we're afraid is the pain associated with death, but if you could press a button and go to sleep tonight and never wake up, you would.

lets go to sleep anons

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>>34862541
The paradox of /r9k/ in one sentence right there

I feel lonely but I don't want friends.

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>>34862572
ha ha ha m8 good one

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How the fuck does dynasty work in eu4
Is this just because I am in a regency council? Fucking RNG

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>>34862578
>death is just like going to sleep forever

Thing is we don't know that for sure. It is most likely true but still.

Also maybe next week is when it all changes for the better. That is most likely false but still.

Im smarter than anyone I know yet im the least successful.

I'm traditional and faithful in relationships.

I'm in open relationships with 4 girls at the moment.

>>34862853
Maybe everyone you know is just a complete idiot.

>>34862853
i know this feel all too well...

oregino

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>I say I value human life but don't do anything about the starving people in my own country or anywhere

>>34862417
That's not a paradox, that's just hypocrisy.

>>34862621
I like eu4. All RNG anon just like life.

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>>34862417
BORK IN PEACE GABE

originalio posto

>>34862417
That's not a paradox, OP.

You're a human being who is divine in nature. You literally have dominion over every animal on the planet, and it's your god-given right to decide which animals are food and which are companions, which animals are to be given man's protection and which are to be stomped beneath our boots.