>haven't had sex in over 2 months

>>34862508
>Haven't have sex in over 5 years

Get to my level, faggot.

>dry spell of 3 weeks finally ends today

>>34862508
>>34862959
>>34862963
>has had sex at all ever
you do not belong here

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>>34862508
>haven't had sex in nearIy 2 days

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>>34862959
>>34862508
>mfw still virgin after 23 years

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>>34862508
>when u ain fukt bae 4 like 3 minutes LOLROFL

>>34863024
Well, you have a problem.
I have a problem.
We only have one solution to this.


Can you dress up like shimakaze?

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>>34863052
If i could dress up as a 1940s japanese destroyer?
Sure

>>34863074
Oh, I'd be destorying a japanese alright.

If you catch my drift.

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> havent had sex in fifteen minutes
> I will become a virgin at this rate