"Hey, Anon, I heard you got your dick wet on Valentine's

"Nah,I just paid a hooker.I wish it had been with you instead"

I have a busty female friend? Fuck yeah.

>>34889990
What, no, I just masturbated in the shower and cried

What a horrific phone call to make.

>>34890048
have you taken the Katya-pill

>>34889990
call that saved my dick
Is she in contact with Bogdanoffs?

>>34889990
Yea, it was her again. But you know they're fake, right? Not as fun as you'd think.

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>>34890048
>>34890075
fuckin bastard i kekd

You heard wrong, sorry

>>34890700
Digits confirm a shoop is in order.

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>>34889990
"Who the shit is this? Why do you have my phone number?"