Quickest easiest way to kill myself ?

>>34942681
>Quickest easiest way to kill myself ?

Hand grenade

>>34942689
accessible?

easiest for just you or for everyone

Cut off your legs, cut off your ears, cut open your stomach, gauge your eyes out, slit your throat and then bleed out.

>>34942681
The rope. I'm convinced quite thoroughly of this.

>>34942681
>Find nearest train line
>Put neck on track as train is near before they can brake

No cost, no prep (besides train schedule). Drawback: you'll traumatize driver

>>34942681
Don't do it OP. You will unoriginally cut off the one shot at existance you got. There are not redues

plunge a knife in your throat, easy, quick but painfull

>>34943536

What if his life is already fucked?

>>34943536
>There are no redos

Good. I wasn't hoping for one. Let's get the fuck out of here.

>>34943628
it is i have failing kidneys some one decided to end me the slow way
>>34943444
this is actually a great idea i know a lot about schedules and trains because i use to paint them and be around them a lot

>>34943701

Sorry to hear that man. My stepfather was dealt a pretty bad card too, he got cancer and died in his 40s. Saw first hand how unfair life could be.

I honestly wish people wouldn't be dealt such bad luck, at the very least we should be allowed to change our destinies.

>>34942681
Exit Bag.Thank me later

>>34942681
>Quickest easiest way to kill myself ?

Flamethrower

>>34943444
also cover your head with a bag before doing it and bring some earbuds to listen to some music so you can mute some of the sound from the train.

cover yourself in honey and tie yourself up in your backyard

I dont know if i'm the only one with this idea but buy a small gas bottle with co2 and some inhalation mask. Put the inhaltion mask on and open the gas bottle. You will die falling asleep.