While in town the baker gives you a sweetroll. Delighted, you

>>34974555
Man skyrim was such a good game I miss it.

Create my own damn class

>>34974555

i give him the sweetroll

>>34974555
>The secret services are running psychological tests on me again
Cute. If i keep showing you my character, resolve, intelligence and shit is there any possibility at all that you will recruit me as a spy or something?


At first i rip the sweet-roll in half and reach my hand out to the leader and offer him one of the halves.
What i do next depends on what he does.

>>34974555
>Did your mother drank up all the water rations again?

Shit on it and then scream autisticly in hopes it scares them away

Throw the sweetroll in the air and punch the guy in the face

ABILITY CHECK: PERSUASIAN.

GIVE ME THE DICE, DM.

>"bro, you don't want this sweetroll desu."

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>>34974586
Whats your middle name again?

>>34974766

and knock them all out in the time it takes the sweet roll to fall back into your awaiting palm?

>>34974555
>I've already eaten the sweetroll. You underestimate my ability to eat. I'm also bigger than the other kids and am better at taking hits than them. And I run back out of the alley back towards the adult.

What now OP?

>>34974811
Yeah you know it

>Rubs it under my armpits and hands him the sweatroll whilst shouting TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!