Holy fuck. I just bought a house. I'm a fucking big adult

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Being a man isn't buying a house. Being a man is accepting that you made a shitty decision in location when buying your house and now you're stuck living there for the rest of your fucking life until you make enough money to move again.

It is back up in another twenty years, keep that man shit to yourself until then

congrats op on your big man house.

>>34974703
okay parks and rec guy
>>34974730
tyvm bb

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>>34974477
You sound like a massive douche, so I'm going to wish attic hobos upon you in your new home.

Not the friendly "I'll tell you a story for a can of beans" kind of attic hobo, either, the "hopped up on heroin and will stab you if you confront me or look at me funny" kind.

>>34974703
Did you buy an totally un-sellable house?
Paid wayyyy too much for the Area?
Bought it at the market high?

>>34974774
plz no bully d:^(

fixer upper?

>>34974834
Nope, I just live in a shitty city, but thank god it is slowly getting gentrified.

>>34974920
mm. well congrats on the home. i bought a 500 house off tax auction last year. house was completely fucked up but we got it reasonably fixed up under a year