Who /ascendingtonormiedom/ here?

>24
>No closer to having a gf than I have been at any point in my life
>Can't talk to girls like they're human beings
>Can't even make eye contact with them

>>34997069
come back in 10 years and tell me how that relationship and your ascension turned out

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>got a robot bf
>lost my virginity
>feel less shitty about myself
I'll never be a normie and I'd never want to be, but I'm certainly becoming less and less of a robot.

>>34997069
Don't worry. You'll ascend for a while, then crash and be lower than ever before.

Once a robot, always a robot.

>>34997069
Where did you find her? I want a robo GF but i just go to community college and I dont have any classes with any and i dont know how the fuck to find them ;_;

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>>34997069
hey can you do me a favor and dump your smug anime girls? thanks

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>>34998076
Try online.

>>34998159
Have a cropped H game sprite.

>>34997069
I went out to an electronic concert last night. It was neat, smoked a bit and drank a bit, but there was this big cloud looming over it all: Guy that invited me informed me that my oneitis tends to be fairly manipulative. It was made a little worse by the fact that she was there for like 10 minutes or so, so I just sorta had to smile and nod as I see her smiling and having fun with her cute glasses and hat, trying to make him jealous and by proxy making me jealous.

I wasn't nearly as fucked up as I should have been.

I digress however, the dude that invited me wants me to come with him to a bunch of festivals over the summer. No doubt he'll be tripping balls at least half the time. He says this summer is gonna change my outlook on life, and I believe him. Dude's a baller.

So, I'm already into normiehood at least a little.

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>finally got a gf
>she's a nigger who lives thousands of miles away
>obsessed with me
guess i get nudes

>>34998176
>Have a cropped H game sprite.

No thanks

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>>34998196
You fucking shit, I give you the product of my hard work and you spit in my face?

>>34998221
I need smug, not ahegao

>be me, 20
>college dropout, depressed, nocturnal, poor hygiene, /r9k/ and /pol/ all day, piss bottles, directionless, just got cheated on by long-term gf and broke up, no action for ages, skirting the edges of alcoholism, watching Gravity Falls and Adventure Time and getting torched before shitposting myself to sleep, porn addict, no game, socially awkward, angry, NEED living with grandparents, zero friends, no skills to speak of, broken, no social media, fucked sleep schedule, shy and afraid to talk or open up

>23 yo
>college junior, getting laid, working on getting into med school, 3.7 GPA, 18-19 credits a semester, double-major and double-minor, self-taught artist who can draw human figures well, draw ero art instead of fapping, close to 100k total in scholarships, gonna get 8k in grant money too, respected by family who is proud of me, plenty of friends and acquaintances, can shoot a bow, ambidextrous, can read music, tri-lingual, shower and shave daily, get called "cute" and have girls say they're jealous of my hair, popular on social media, girls dig my art

>still 4chan daily for like the 10th year in a row
>still literally autistic