>in toilet >mum walks in >"oh sorry darling"

>>35075539
She's confused that you havent moved out yet

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>In bathroom
>thought door was locked
>posing and doing silly expressions in front of a mirror
>dad walks in
>I freeze in a michael jackson sort of pose(hand on peepee)
>"w-why ar..."
>"j-just fixing my underwear"
>"Ok, are you done ?"
>walk out with my dad staring like pic realated

>>35075655
kek,the stare part laughed my snoot bubble came out.

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>in bathroom taking a shit
>mirror opposite me
>start intentionally blurring my vision
>see how close i have to get to the mirror before it becomes clear
>ass is completely lifted off of seat, bent over staring into mirror with mouthbreathing face
>sister suddenly opens the door
>bursts into laughter "what are you doing anon" and walks out

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>have to take a dump
>open an unlocked bathroom door
>my dad's taking a shit
>"WHY DIDNT YOU KNOCK" he said
>fast-forward a few months
>taking a dump
>forgot to lock the door
>mom bursts in without knocking, sees me and runs out screaming
>"WHY DIDNT YOU LOCK THE DOOR" she yells
>mfw

>this thread

How young is r9k? This is literally the kind of stuff 10 year olds talk about

>>35075751
that pretty me.
its only worse
>peeing.
>came out wash my hands
>dad enter after yelling
>ANON WHY YOU PEE STANDING.
>butt clench, oh wtf he saying
>ALWAYS GETTING MAD AT ME PEEING STANDING.
>i do it to piss him off.

>>35075539
Looks like mom wants you dick, anon
what are you going to do?

>>35075820
>>ANON WHY YOU PEE STANDING.
What

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>>35075820
What's wrong with peeing while standing..?

>>35075872
>>35075888
i asked one day. he said you spray the walls and seatvwith pee. do you think its good to let your sister sit on a seat infested with pee.

>>35075938
you put both the lid up AND the seat up you barbarian

>>35075938
>seat infested with pee.
b-but that's why the seat lifts up...

>tfw reading this thread makes you want to take a goliath shit
be right back lads...

>>35075539
>not having your own toilet
Hahahaha disgusting poorfags

>>35075966
>>35075971
MAN, fuck you, when i pee i need to feel like a barbarians sacking rome. the toilet need to feel my shlong destructive powers. it has always to be reminded who is the boss.

[anxious right now]

>>35076038
but I DO
i haven't had someone walk in on me in the toilet for actual years
maybe that's why she was so stunned

>>35076043
huh

I want to die in two seconds for not being original

>>35076160
If your mom opened your personal toilet and stared for 2 seconds, she seriously wants your dick

>>35076425
I think she was looking for something or wanted to clean it or something idk
Pretty sure she didn't know I was in there