Red flags for men. >he holds the door open for other people

Ebin bait my friend XD

>>35075288
Red flags for women
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Lol xDDD

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>>35075288
what's the virgin gait and how do I know if I have it?

>>35075288
the only thing that makes me think this is bait is

>>he uses 1-colored t-shirts
like wtf rofl roasties have pretty shitty fashion sense if they unironically want me to wear chris chan-tier shirts

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>>35075288
>he copies sverigetraden pasta and translates it to bait (you)s on /r9k/

>>35075288
>>he has the virgin gait
>>he ties his shoes by making 2 loops
I know this is bait, but what are these two?

>>35075450
Are you an originaI virgin?

>>35075490
second is bunny ears way of tying shoes

>>35075288
Red flags for women
>she exists

>>35075450
>>35075490
Taking the stairs two steps at a time

whats wrong with holding the door for people? its fun to be helpful

>>35075288
>he holds the door open for other people
what's wrong with this

surely the first person to reach the door should hold it open otherwise everyone loses energy overall
>he doesn't drink alcohol
>he doesn't smoke
nothing wrong with that you degenerate
>he stares into the ground
>he has never broken the law
i don't want to get into trouble with the police because i'm not white and shit gets bad if you fuck around with them

i've been stopped twice by the police for doing nothing and every time i gave them no attitude and acted submissive around them and eventually they left

>>35075892
"Nice guys" who hold doors expect women to be grateful and affectionate towards them just because they did something nice. It's incredibly disingenuous and creepy.

>>35075828
>>35075828
>>>35075288 (OP)
>Red flags for women
>>she exists

>She doesn't have a penis

>>35076003
fuck off
this is why more people don't do nice things for others
no good deed goes unpunished

>>35076003
>"Nice guys" who hold doors expect women to be grateful and affectionate towards them just because they did something nice
no i just like holding doors open because it saves energy overall

>>35076024
Women don't owe it to you to be friendly, or smile, or talk to you just because you held a door open. Get over it.

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>>35075876
B-B-But it is reasonable if you are a 6'5

>>35075288
yes he is a typical /r9k/ autist we already know.

fucking fembots aren't as original as me

>>35076044
My friend, I don't know if you've noticed but we're not in danger of running out of consumable calories anytime soon.

>>35076068
It might be "reasonable" but it looks incredibly autistic.

>>35076047
You're right.
I don't give a shit about them being friendly, lots of people are when you're helpful to them, but that's not my expectation of humans. I do believe saying thank you is polite, but they didn't ask me to do it and I don't *expect* to be thanked.
That being said, I do expect human beings not to mock me for having manners. If you can't understand why, you're a savage and there's no point in talking to you.
Being ignored by a stranger isn't a slight, why would I care about that?

hold door open
use shampoo once a week
watch anime
wear plain white ts
might virgin walk
dont drink
dont do degenerate drugs
white

Rip me

>>35075288
fuck you. Get lost. You know nothing.

>>35076081
>My friend, I don't know if you've noticed but we're not in danger of running out of consumable calories anytime soon.
there is a finite amount of energy in the universe

what are you doing to prevent entropy anon?
>>35076068
i'm going to kill all the tall people i swear to fucking god

>>35076044
yes. this is my reasoning
when walking if a jogger is coming towards/past me I adjust course so he doesnt have to break pace. I would expect the same from others.

>>35076068
yes, I sometime go three at a time. its much quicker and you actually work your leg muscles.

>>35076081
it goes for all things.
energy saved is energy spent elsewhere doing more productive things. not everyone is a robot though

>>35075288
I'll take the bait
>he holds the door open for other people
I'm too much of an asshole.
>he doesn't use hair products
Shampoo to mitigate my balding shit hair
>he watches anime
Yes but usually only the poplar ones. I'm cancer I know.
>he has uncut nails
C'mon they grow so fast sometimes they are long
>he uses 1-colored t-shirts
Literally nothing wrong with that. In fact using colors is autistic AF. Ask /fa/
>he has the virgin gait
Yes
>he has a cat
Had. I miss him
>he wears autism shoes
Nah, some El Ganso and Le coq sportiv
>he pees next to the water to avoid splashing
Sometimes I sit on toilet because is comfy as fuck.
>he doesn't drink alcohol
Used to drink a lot, but I improved.
>he doesn't smoke
Only a joint now and then (like 6 months in-between)
>he ties his shoes by making 2 loops
Every lace I do. Even with BJJ pants.
>he stares into the ground
I do this a lot, I like to think. Also speak to myself when I believe no o e is watching, because it helps with my thought process.
>he has never broken the law
...
>he's white
And I love it

And raise you a gf. im not virgin either.

>>35076097
Other than getting up the stairs quicker it doesnt look any different.
doing one step at a time looks stupid when you are tall, like smaller people doing pigeon steps instead of walking properly. its all about the size/ratios. 2 steps for me and i doubt the angle of my legs etc would be much different than you doing 1 step at a time. side by side it might look weird as I ill be ascending much quicker

>>35076434
I've seen both tall and short people do it and it looks equally autistic. You just don't recognize it because you're an autist, like a neckbeard who thinks he looks great in a fedora.

>>35075288
>he holds the door open for other people
if its convenient
>he doesn't use hair products
I wash my hair
>he watches anime
only the gud ones
>he uses 1-colored t-shirts
pinstripe is only acceptable detailing.
>he has the virgin gait
non specific enough
>he has a cat
yeah
>he wears autism shoes
have loads of shoes
>he pees next to the water to avoid splashing
no splashing with a jug
>he doesn't drink alcohol
rarely
>he doesn't smoke
weed only
>he ties his shoes by making 2 loops
have developed the fastest and most efficient way for each of my pairs of shoes
>he stares into the ground
if im not interested i prefer the stare through you
>he's white
praise allah

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Real red flags
>he spurgs over pointless shit
>wears the same clothes more than one day in a row
>has the sterotypical toxic smell (like a blend of filth, feces, dirty pond water, musk, and airborne cancer.
>has a ton of lewd anime female figures
>many of the figures are of loli girls
>has no goals in life (possible a college dropout)
>makes lewd comments about your body all the time
>gross teeth (the face is the first impression. If you don't care about your teeth, you don't care about yourself)

>>35076531
I go down the stairs two at a time..

I-It helps improve co-ordination

>>35075288
FUCK, if only I didn't wash my hair I'd be attractive.