do I look like a robot? also what defines a robot, I hear they

>>35077828
>are you a virgin?
>did/do you have agf ?
>how many friends have you ?

>>35077828
You're a fucking Chad, get out of here please

>>35077828
>>>/soc/
I hate to validate your attention-seeking behavior by responding to you, but I thought you should know that there is a board designed for these kinds of threads.

>>35077877
Are you the guy from the /fit/ robot thread?
Do you lurk around asking that?

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>>35077881
no I'm not. only been approached like 3 times. scraping the bottom of the barrel

>>35077920
If you see these three questions; it's probably me.
I'm the only one who ask this when someone asks if he's a robot or not.

>>35077927
Taking a photo of you with a CE tag is admittedly pretty robotic.

>>35077927
You're a bit baby-faced, and your frame is kinda weak. You should lift and update your hairstyle. Also, wear more colorful clothes that actually fit you properly.

>>35077828
pasty, robots are pasty as fuck

can't even remember last time i was out in the sun

>>35077828
You look like a serial killer not a robot.

>>35077828
Chad Here
1. You look stupid
2. I can tell you how to dress

>>35078004
why though? please elaborate. I'm just trying to /fit in/

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Nice clothes freak

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>>35077927
well regardless you got your answer original famalam

>all black
>wrinkled clothes
>shirt untucked
>manlet

>>35077828
Jesus christ your neck is like a pencil

>>35078467
I'm_5'11,_actually_sir

You look like a pedophile

OrriMhsh

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>>35078538
becUAWaw_i_am

origina;_comma

>>35077927
get ottermode, exercise neck so its thicker and lurk /fa/
grow stubble to avoid babyface but still show off ur above avg jaw

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>decent jaw with pencil neck

Iktf friend

My love. Make more youtube videos so I can unobtrusively stalk you more.

>>35077828
Alas, OP, this is not you in pic.

>>35077927
>Honor 7

My muhfuggin nigga! How's it hanging, my dude?

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>>35078899
It certainly is my overtly presumptuous sir, you may have seen me around

>>35079490
So beautiful and romantic. Why does he not have gf? It makes me angry at life.

>>35080726
Im at the pub

>>35077828
DO you not know how to ufcking iron your clothes? jesus dude

You seem iight; iron that fuckin shirt, tho, nigga

>>35080825
Can I ask boring questions and ruin your high? Drink a shot first, I'll wait.

>>35081034
Yeah sure, mate, go ahead, im not on the pool table at the moment

>>35081055
Why don't you have a girlfriend?

Do you write?

Prove you are who you say and take photo of your scrawny wrist or something.

>>35077828
Iron your damn clothes.

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>>35081184
Havnt found anyone I like

Yes I write, literature is my speciality, doinh it un uni

>>35081425
Omg your hand is beautiful.

Why were you in the 'foreign' country featured in your youtube videos?

Do you live alone?

Is your family wealthy?

Please name an author you really like.

>>35081498
In south Italy for holiday, I have family friends that we stay with. I currently live alone, lodging in a room, left my abusive neglectful mother at an early age for a better independent life, she was a control freak. I am middle class. I like various authors, currently reading a book on goebbels

>>35077828
I bet that shirt has a cumstain on it. Iron the fucking thing if you are going to go out and pretend to be a normie. Decent Chad jawline though.

>>35081568
Are you actually a nazi or just interested in ww2?

Is your father alive?

Is the black shirt your favorite? (It's my favorite.)

Is rose your ideal?

Please name one more author you like (for your fan club to read also)

Also post one sentence you have written if it's not too much.

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>>35081734
I greatly admire the third reich but not for racial reasons

I never knew my father, he was an abusive alcaholic stalker

I do like rose, she's such a qt, would definitely snuggles with and romantically kiss, even now she looks stunning. I also like Ella Freya

Skipping the book question

"I don't want to spend my last days lying in my own piss pressing a button every five minutes while the oblivious women in the next room giggle over the latest cheap entertainment. Is that too much to ask?"

>>35081933

So pretty.

How old are you? How do you survive on your own and go to uni without parents to help you?

How was your mother neglectful?

Do girls hit on you all the time.

I like your writing.

>>35082066
Old enough

Opened up a bank account and exploited the system, soon I'll be making more than people on minimum wage do and yet I don't have to lift a finger

Yes, now and again, I'm not one to approach

Extreme emotional incompatibility, she was a religious deluded control freak.

dude you have to cut down on fapping, you look like u fap 5 times a day

>>35082142
Only three times, lmao.

>>35082142
how do you even detect that

>>35082124
Please don't skip the book question.

Describe your ideal gf, or if that's too hard, your ideal circumstances upon graduation.

Do you go to the pub often?

Are you british?

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can someone give me an honest rate pl0x
in b4 "chad get off my board REEE"

>>35082396
To be honest I read non fiction, history books and philosophy usually. I don't see the point in stories. A classic fiction book I will recommend is George Orwell' 1984, albeit somewhat cliche

Ideal girlfriend is a warm empathetic, young woman, blondre, young to mid 20s. After graduation I'm going across europe through Amsterdam, germany etc. I want to experience everthing life has to offer while benefiting off others. I want to eventually have a middle class family with a qt wife in a rich suburban area, or possibly a big house up in the south lakes the lake district is gorgeous. Yeah I'm from britland.

>>35082571
Can I be your official r9k stalker if I don't impede on your private life in any way? I'm a middle-aged woman with a handsome husband and a beautiful child and not too serious about this. I know you'll never love me and that's ok. Just say no- i don't want to embarass you.

>>35082871
Do whatever you like, not too bothersomed to be honest. Although I've never heard of a married, middle age woman browsking r9k

>>35082914
I'm the only one. You are lovely, and i hope you find a girlfriend soon. Thank-you for answering my questions. I have one more:

What do you drink when you go to the pub?

>>35083003
Beer, cider etc

>>35083082

And one last one...
Do you have friends or aquaintances you can go out with? (To clubs or bar/pub)

>>35083241
Yes, i have several people I hang out with

>>35083255
You are so handsome. Have a goodnight!

>>35083255
Thank-you for answering my stupid questions. Fall in love tonight and don't do too many drogas. I believe in you.