/britfeel/

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>>35078350
A cheeky bit of Christ our Saviour

>>35078362
totes banter with the romans lads

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>>35078362

I like this up and coming meme

>>35078350
>third times a charm edition
*the charm

>>35078362
Thats not Shipman

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Get them waifus posted lads.

How's the storm been in your area?

>Windy as fuck
>Lil bit of rain
>Fence blown over and bins scattered

>there is actually a rapper called Rapman
>Comic Relief hired him to do a song about domestic abuse for Red Nose day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmgCJaboVC4

>Sports Direct mug

Fuck me. I feel like I'm back in England.

>>35078413
This song is garbage and I like Hip Hop. How can one person be so uncreative with their verses.

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WababalabadububbibbeeeeedobadaAAAAAAAAAAAAH septula reaaaaaatttttiullla meeeeeeaaaaaiouuuty simpa

The moral of the story is 'dont get a black bf'.

>>35078413
I would love the beautiful irony if it turns out he was done for or is being investigated for domestic abuse.

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>>35078378
The Romans kicked your asses too, remember Boudicca?

>>35078478
>your asses
Yanks out.

Got some of those cable management things to run an extension lead over my door and an IKEA table coming. DIY over the weekend lads

>>35078478
>boudicca was saxon
>boudicca followed germanic paganism
gcse history is shockingly bad, not even memeing

Got some isotretinoin for my acne lads. Didnt bother reading side effects.

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>>35078544
The Roman Empire was still greater than the British Empire.

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>>35078408
iktf. all the neighbours have their wheelie bins and recycling tubs out the front of the houses. they'll be at the bottom of the street now.teehee.

Evens I have a wank then watch a movie
Odds I watch a movie then have a wank

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>>35078408
UK boi
Reporting in, Sir!

>>35078630
>tfw didn't realise what thread you're in

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>>35078593
back to vatican you go, papist

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>>35078378
>tfw you have a bit too much wine and accidently kill the son of God

>>35078593
There hasn't been an empire in history greater than the British Empire. This is objectively true.

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Turns out a few times a day using a VPN posting anonymously can be quicker than with out, its only at peak times and only on big space sites like youtube/4chin and I think its because avoiding alot of other traffic is written into the VPN software

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>>35078448
Seeeeptula heeeearooo ti

Why do my pissbottles make a creaking noise for a bit?

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is there a more paki car than the Nissan sunny

>>35078751
Trapped air or pee gas or some shit.

>>35078679
>you kill one liberal and your entire empire collapses shortly afterwards
you just had to ruin it didn't you titus

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>>35078408
Super windy lads hahah

been sitting in discord listening to mates play OS runescape while i shitpost, comfy evening.

>>35078630
:^) cute boi alert :^)

>>35078697
If we're being really generous, I could see the British Empire being the second best, but the Roman Empire is unbeatable.

>>35078751
Right after you've pissed in them?

The air in it is contracting as it cools down, sucking the plastic of the bottle inwards.

>>35078782
>shortly afterwards
>476 years

>>35078771
>>35078802
cool

glad it's not some sign the bottle's about to explode and coat everything in piss

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>>35078754
Renult 5 for the paki lads

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Fat Teddy got arrested today, lads. The police are really cracking down on South London "road men"

Tbh, the stupid cunts are constantly grassing themselves up in their music.

>>35078799
>the Roman Empire is unbeatable
>got beaten
:^)

>>35078826
>music

Original content

>>35078613
hahaha imagine all that muscle curled around you and slowly crushing your testicles until they are broken forever hahaha

>>35078822
The molester mobile. Let's go and get some 12 year olds drunk and gang rape them paki style

>>35078826
Arrested for what? Damn racist pigs.

>>35078815
let a daft joke be a daft joke, lad

>>35078821
That might be the case if it's happening to bottles that have been sitting there for a while.

>>35078350
I am america
How do you unironically feff about her majesty the queen?

Are yo guys mad at women including her??can you be kill

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really makes you orginally orginal think

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>>35078837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lUVZcAEmPo

>>35078892
american english sure has changed, getting harder and harder to understand

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>>35078892
Septuula oooga booga johhhn wayynuu
Eeekum bookum biiily zaynu. Freeeeeeeedm frrieend

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>>35078896
hahaha i love that one with sound, really enjoy teasing my young lads like that.

>>35078826

This is the most fucked up shit i've heard

Like wtf is the fuckin mets problem just going around after any mandem innit baka

>>35078892
America was a mistake lads

>>35078903
4 bottles of coke!
1 bottle of cherry coke!
2 bottles of water!
absolutely mental!

>>35078922
>could you be kill
Sorr

>>35078963
wait lads i think i can see another bottle of coke and ribena! that do must have been propa mental!

>>35078903
Is Teddy the local fat autistic kid they let hang around with them? He cant be good for their rep.

>>35078841
i wouldn't care. i just want her wrapped around me.

So is Brexit happening or not?

>>35078727
And what VPN are you using that hasn't had all its servers banned yet?

>>35079015
if he was living as a neighbour in the area he would be considered one of them even if he is a bit weird

have a mate who used to live in hackney, lanky, awkward white guy who is pretty much a robot who doesn't know about /r9k/, yet all these hardcore gangster type black guys like him and are friends with him because he lives on the same estate

>job interview tomorrow
>only told about to today
>dress smart casual

Fuck lads the only 'smart' clothes I own are chinos and a plaid shirt

>>35079042
Yes. They're gonna jew us one way or another though.

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>Fem friend introduced me to very hot girl
>We text it is going good
>I say something she takes it the wrong way

It has been a month since we last spoke, I have been ignoring her cos she is a suck up bitch. What shout I text her?

>>35079067

post pics of you in smart casual mode pls lad

>>35079015
B side are looking for Fat Teddy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3RgvgcSE8g

>>35079067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQa_vjHVSEk

>>35079066
That's actually quite nice. I always think it must be awful if you're white or a bit odd in these places.

>>35078826
he din do nuffin

>>35078882
nah, i empty daily

>>35079102
i think you have to grow up with them as well desu, a robot couldnt just move into the area, at least they know me as a friend of him so i wont get mugged around that specific area

>>35078896
ebinanon you cheeky lad

>>35079087
>300,000 views
How is this possible?

>>35079045
I have a pass and free VPN softether

>>35078896
>no cage

why is this allowed?

>engineering degree
>think everythings going fine
>take a look at exam papers
>know nothing
Im fucked.
Also tfw no gf

>>35079138
It's serious beef. Fat Teddy got air lifted to hospital a few months ago.

>>35079042
>>35079071
Didn't David Jewface come out and contradict May's goal of reducing net migration to under 100k by saying immigration will continue as normal from Europe after Brexit?

I say we shut the fucking gates and bomb the tunnel NOW.

>>35079182

how many helicopters did it take?

>>35079082
'wanna smash???'
>>35079156
can be fun edging and playing with feminine penis outside of chastity sometimes cant it.

>>35079087
>same beat and subject matter as 'where day at?;

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>>35079132
very stalkery anon

>>35079197
>>35079156

I am ashamed to share a country with you perverted faggots.

>>35079197
the last time i let me bf out of chastity i jerked him off and then ruined his orgasm, then after not letting him actually enjoy cumming jerked him off causing him to thrash about then locked him back up

fun as fuck

>>35079155
Will a pass allow you to post from b& VPN servers? No way there's a free VPN on this planet that hasn't been blocked here yet.

https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/5vrym1/this_is_an_awfully_difficult_thing_to_talk_about/

suprised hes not posting here tbqh

>>35079138
It's Fat Teddys IT guy that posts here he'll have it on repeat in 600 tabs all in incognito mode

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>>35078408

>view a flat
>make an offer but someone has already taken it
>view another one
>the rent is a gorillion dollars
>view another one
>it's not available until May

It shouldn't be this hard to just live somewhere

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>>35078892
what have they done to you, my son

this was too much effort for something nobody will ever have a reason to post again

>>35079251
>telling people you want to fuck kids
The fool

>>35079251
He already is, isn't he (you) big lad?

>>35079227
haha sounds great, i do like doing prolonged tease and denial on a cute sub.
>>35079226
haha missing out lad.
>>35079260
Don't you have a place yet? you will have to end up sharing with some normies :^)

>>35079282
do a version with a screen grab of the post

>tfw Sneklad is on lates this week

>>35079038
Saw this and thought of you, sneklad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU3DYUDbG6w&t=250s

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>>35079220
you're just so cute, I want to pinch you

>>35079238
Id like to kno this as well.. pass users can u use VPNs here?? need to hide from mummy may

>>35079375
you want to pinch that smelly ogre?????? filled with my cum and begging for more????

>>35079316
>Don't you have a place yet? you will have to end up sharing with some normies :^)

I'll live the 90-minute-each-way-commute life for a while in preference to moving in with an inevitable collection of late-night drum and bass enthusiasts and hard drug users

>>35079238
>>35079409
Not him but I have a vpn and a pass.

Cousin just got engaged. Cant wait for the chav scum wedding.

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>>35079438
yes I do, I want him to suck my dick dry like a bottle too

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>>35079438
>ogre

now this is just bullying. its just one wall in my room thats undecorated

>>35079472

bring back pics lad, what level chavscum are we talking, like would they actually wear trackies at the reception?

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>>35079339
that would have been the obvious choice, wouldn't it

my bad

>>35079251
>homosexual is attracted to children

Isn't that a standard feature?

>>35079496
Nah they arent that bad. They have fuck all money so no idea what it'll be like. The bride will bring plenty of prime roasties with too much make up and shit hair though.

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>tfw rolling on some md pretty hard and browsing /gif/
Gonna be a great night

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>about 8:30 this morning
>go into maccies for my morning coffee because fuck you
>need to take a slash, go upstairs to the toilets
>group of about 20 old women are up there playing bingo
>they all glare at me as I walk to the toilets

>>35079571
>every shade of orange between donald trump and david dickinson
>hairstyles ranging from croydon facelift to winehouse beehive
>cheap aldi prosecco and WKD, maybe smirnoff ice if they really feel like splashing out
you're gonna have a whale of a time lad

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>>35079524
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
If they can't speak the Queen's English, they should fuck off out of it

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>go meet with a few lads from /britfeel/ for the first time
>get my bum squeezed a bit
Am I going to get raped?

>>35079363
i prefer the lates to the hell caused by earlies desu.
>>35079365
that just made me say, fucking yes!
out loud
while out in the garden having a splif
me wanty
hmmm
could couldle a daki while having that wrapped round me.
you my friend,are fucking awesome.
thank you.

>>35079669

there was a /britfeel/ meet? when and where? id love to have spied on this from a safe distance

>>35079485
lets both do him together.
>>35079486
Its okay my lad, i will clean you up and make you cute

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>tfw you scrape some hash residue out of your pipe and smoke it

>>35079669
its not rape if you enjoy it ;)

surprised that wasnt original

>tfw no gf
>tfw alone forever

truly a sub par feel desu lads

>>35079669
I molested all the lads when i met them, don't worry about it. only some of them wanted more :^)

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>>35079669
GOTTA GET A GRIP

yes, lube up lad

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>>35079701
>MFW you finally enough of it to get a mild high

just complete oden sphere lads. good game. it took me 40 hours

>>35079762
ive got more than enough here to be high for the rest of the night, so happy desu

>>35079743
Gotta get a grip
>can't get a grip
Gotta get a grip
>can't get a grip
Gotta get a grip
>can't get a grip

>>35079722
>dream about having sex
>always stops just before because I've never done it so can't dream about it

ha HA

>tfw finally felt well enough to smoke weed and work out again and after 2 days feel even worse

how do i write 2000 words of an essay and all the research i need to do in a day?

>Fucking knackered
>Got to go into work for 8 hours in 15 minutes

reee

I should get my American cousin (who is in love with me) to have sex with all the /britfeel/ virgins if/when she comes over.

>>35079852
plagiarise

>>35079872
As long as I can go first sure. I don't want to fuck someone cum filled hole.

>>35079872
/britfeel/ bukkake when?

>tfw no UKIP by election win
>tfw Geert keeps fucking up
>tfw Le Pen has virtually no chance of winning

>>35079886
Bukkake?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-ooCnZviZ8

>tfw having a threesome on Saturday

What haven't you robots (actual robots, not you normie posers) realised there is literally no downside to paying for sex?

>inb4 muh they don't actually love you

>>35079926
>Paying rent boys to fuck your arse

Nah m8 I'm good

>>35079926

ive thought a few times about booking an escort online or through the phone, im scared od just sperg and shed tell everyone about me and random normals would point and laugh at me in the street if they recognised me

>>35079926
Something about paying for something everyone else gets for free doesn't resonate well with me, maybe it's my inner jew

>>35060542
>Life's a miserable slog sometimes, I'm not going to begrudge someone their personal way of coping with it as long as it doesn't do any harm.
Late reply but it's not their way of "coping" their shitty cult religion is like a pyramid scheme they actually get bonuses in heaven for converting people.

Sitting out in the rain is a selfish act

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>>35079964
>tfw too awkward to pay for sex

>>35079852
you say you have been sick and get an extension

why did you leave it until the last day? you mad cunt

>>35079990

i gave up years ago 2bdesu lad, im calmly waiting for my parents to die so i can an hero, its a waiting game for me

>>35078896
this always makes me want to take a confused lonely neetlad, convince him he's trans, feed him hormones, then discard him

tfw I used to be the one to want it to happen to me, now i want to do it to someone

Back from my trip to Tesco lads.

Fucking nobody outside thanks to the storm, even though it's over now and it's a peaceful night. Got harassed by a junkie sitting outside the Tesco for change, shook my head then bought 7 packs of hula hoops and ate them on my way out.

>>35079693
sounds like a plan, I want to see him really get into it

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Ha ha c-cant wait to turn 30 in a few weeks lads...

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>>35078408
calmed down in london, was hoping for chaos

been wondering all day if anyone has died from a falling roof tile today

or got blown in a canal

>>35079959

Good one m80

>>35079990

I was terrified first time but at the end of the day they are going to be super nice to you to make you come back, it's their job to make you not awkward.

>>35079984

I'm too socially retarded to even attempt to interact with women and even if I did I'm not attractive enough to get anything other than fatties and uggos

>>35079964

Then find one who doesn't want people to know they're an escort.

>>35080035
Forced feminisation is pretty hot.

>>35080044
Room for a third?
We can play scrabble to figure out what order we go in!

>>35079813
>playing with qt crushes feet
>hug her from behind across the shoulders
>can feel her warmth
>her breath on my hand
>her soft, warm hand in mine
>wake up

hmm yes very impressive

>>35080074

escort anon here, thats easier said than done, they might just lie to me, tell me they dont want people knowing, but in reality all their friends know and dont give a fuck, then grass me in to them and spread the gossip around

>>35080085
yep, tell it to my 80gb porn folder lad

>>35080099
Do you live in a small village in the 1700's?

>>35080114

no, i live in a small(ish) town around now, but that doesnt stop everyone knowing my business

>>35080093
Hhhm be very careful now. VE-RY careful

>>35080099

Do you actually think they brag about all the old dudes and weirdos they have sex with for money?

Give a fake name and throwaway phone/email if you're super paranoid

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>>35079852
You don't, lad

>>35080145
Aaaah...

I have a use for you

>>35079446
okay thanks matr

ive tried a lot of vpns and proxies as well as tor n nearly evrything is blocked from abuse

>>35080147

well im not old, im 27 and pretty normal looking, its my personality that lets me down, thats the main reason i think id stand out, and obviously i thought about a fake name/phone/e-mail and whatever else, but doesnt make me look any different to the hooker or anyone who might see me going in and out of the brothel possibly

>talking to oneitis
>I make a joke
>lol that's so funny
>sends me picture of her laughing face
Is this normal behaviour? She does it all the time, like if something annoys her and whatever.

How much do you pay for escorts lads? I just usually get a chinese girl to massage me and give me a happy ending for 30 quid

>>35080091
of course lad, may as well all enjoy it

>>35080210
Fucking kek, I've never had that happen before sounds a bit autistic

>>35080210
maybe send a picture of your exposed bell and ask what she thinks of that then

>>35080238
I think it's because she's online all day and has basically become one with the internet at this point.

Here you are lads.
Get paid to date women!

http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/23/first-dates-is-looking-for-background-daters-and-theyll-pay-you-6467009/

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any other lads here /nightwalking/

>>35080199

Then go to an indy, most work out of either small flats that are easy to sneak into or big apartment buildings where neighbours probably never run into each other enough to take notice of new faces.

There's also the plus side of not being with a girl who's serviced over a dozen guys already.

>>35080213

240 an hour for this threeway

>>35080210
post her picture please m8 I want to see

>>35080315

dont tempt me, i go out most nights and just want a night in to rest tonight but now youve gone and fucking tempted me

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Fucking normies are having a social in the communal room. Fucking weird, annoying cunts.

>>35080210
>talking to oneitis of about 2 years
>she moved to uni
>sends me a photo of her uni room
>kpop and anime posters everywhere

never messaged her since

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>>35080367
And here's you, complaining about it on the internet. Here's looking at you, sunshine

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>>35080339
It's not like it's a flattering angle or anything so she wasnt fishing for compliments. I have posted her and about her before.

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>>35080315
I'll be going out soon to smoke my spliff. Pic related from a previous night walk.

>>35080367
Go in there and do something unexpected and completely unforgivable and then deny it and refuse to acknowledge you did anything wrong.

>>35080396
>never messaged her since
What? Why not?

>>35080424

I know exactly where that is, cant believe ive never seen out out 2bdesu

>>35080435
I dont date weebs

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lads I'm a bit scared it's really dark, I live in a rural area so there's hardly any streetlights

>>35080417
thanks m8 I didnt think ud do that. now I feel like im living life I do.

>>35080459
>I know exactly where that is

Where is it lad?

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>>35080417

>gauges

Orifjejqjwbs

>>35080459
That looks like Loughton in Milton Keynes.

>>35078754
The Toyota Prius, or any kind of Skoda that wasn't designed for pensioners.

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>>35080465
Here's one she sent when she was annoyed and a friend was having a go at her.

>>35080367
Walk in and say "hhhmm I'm not fit to be around hmmm, be very careful now"

>>35080417
man shame about the ear gauges

>>35079282
>>35079524
Ill reuse if you answer my question

>>35080507
she looks like a 30 year old single mother crack head

>reading Nige's book
>all he does is nearly die, get drunk, and save the country
I really love this man.

>>35080424
i like this pic lad, moody and comfy

>>35080492
>>35080496

not actually sure i should say because i dont want to get the lad who posted it possibly stabbed/raped and firebombed by R9K, but if anyone is doubting i know where it is, the shop with blue lights in the windows is "P.A"

>>35080507
like them cara brows
tattoos and gauges are a shame though

Where my based retail lads at? How have things been? Delivered some great customer service lately? Maybe gone that extra mile to help a colleague? Or just wanting to kill yourself?

>>35080507
She looks like a psychotic Daisy Ridley but without the massive fucking gob. Would bang.

Are you going out with her?

>>35080462
you not taken any protection?

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this is much better lads I can actually see

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>>35080507
>neck tattoo
>shoulder tattoo
>philtrum piercing
>large ear piercing

>>35080572
>Are you going out with her?
Y-yeah I can get a gf no problem...

>>35080524
Haha is that from Taboo when he apparently kills that little black girl and eats selected parts of her guts?

>>35080591
Into the dustbin it goes.

>>35080560
>the shop with blue lights in the windows is "P.A"

It certainly is mate.

not saying i want to die, just would prefer if i wasn't alive

>>35080507
Trash human. She will OD within a decade.

>>35080616
Hhmmmhmh

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pls no bully oneitis.

>>35080620

i should know, i /nightwalk/ right past there a few times a week, that main road is one of my regular routes, on that note, im off out in 5 minutes now, this discussion has put me in the mood for a stroll

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>Now the Danes are trying to make their own threads

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>>35080627
I think this Isaac Asimov quote works quite well here, mate

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>>35080696
Pingu got gains!

>>35080699
>Life is pleasant
Wewlad

>>35080462

I will make you mine.

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>>35080417
She looks trashy. Gauges in the current calendar year?

You know what, I've had a pretty good week so far, lads. I think I'm pretty much over the girl that I fell in love with slightly, but at the same time I've actually been talking to her more - as a friend.

Also, some people on my course came to me to ask for help. I wasn't able to help them but I'm flattered that they came to me.

And I've generally just been talking to people a bit more this week and been less of a nervous mess.

Lads, I am looking for a hard shag. But I am not interested in poofs. Been into the idea of bumming for a while but the idea of some faggot getting lovey dovey with me turns my stomach.

If you aren't gay but you want bum fun let me know. I can travel and book a hotel near you.

You must be up for doing poppers

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>>35080723
Just because at least 98.74% of us guys are all manically depressed autistic robots doesn't mean all us Britlads are.

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How fucked am I?

I don't even know when the results come in....

>>35080798
>If you aren't gay but you want bum fun let me know.
Those aren't mutually exclusive

>>35080669
How far you walk lad? Smoke a spliff or not?

>>35080798
> Not gay.
> Wants to shag a man in the arse.
> Will pay to shag a man in the arse.

Pick one.

>>35080507
This girl is without question a fucking animal in bed. I usually hate tattoos on women but I think they look nice on her.

Obligatory please post feet or legs and ankle pictures please question lad.

>>35080813
Real NEET hours (about 3-4am). I dont understand your image at all but I assume you've wagered..something?

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>>35080813
What exactly are we looking at here? Are they related to the recent by-elections?
Details, man. They are important.

>>35080813
Kek. Red up now while you still can.

>>35080846
I didn't say anything about paying for it

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>>35080848
Hmm ok I'm scared I'll get the poor girl doxxed one of these days though.

>>35080560
Is it in Milton Keynes? I've never seen another Milton Keynes anon in here, probably because MK is a normalfag stronghold.

>>35080852
Thanks

>>35080852
>>35080868
Wagered UKIP to win Stoke-by-election, where...
- Their leader Paul Nuttall is running
- Traditional Labour seat, but high leave vote, like 73-27 or something
- Its ukips first proper "ground" campaign
- Guardian focus group says only 3 out of 10 labour voters would "definitely vote labour"
- Labour is cucked as hell right now
- I want to deprive a labour momentum "yoot" from his money, it's the only time i ever gamble

Seems kinda rational when you put evidence together.... but still, it's UKIP lol

>>35080916
>I can travel and book a hotel near you.

Not according to this. You're willing to pay for travel and a hotel in order to have gay sex.

>>35080001
I told myself it'd be different this time, the internet's a hell of a drug.

so is weed

>>35080981
>Wagered UKIP to win Stoke-by-election, where...

lolno

>>35080981
The storm may affect turn out. Hopefully all the labour voters get and tree branch through the window.

>>35080946
Thanks! Tattoo on foot is not acceptable but I would still have sex with her. If she's sending you pictures like that, she wants to fuck you lad. Go get her.

>>35080798
Wait...who would be doing the bumming?

>>35078350

What do you think it feels like being a serial killer? Maybe one who hasn't even killed in a while. Just having the knowledge in the back of your mind "I killed 8 people a few years ago and still walk free"

>>35080981
> I want to deprive a labour momentum "yoot" from his money, it's the only time i ever gamble
You've basically given your money to a trader who couldn't give a shit about who wins, for free.

>>35080997
>truump can win
lolno

>brexit will happen
lolno

>ukip can win a shitty by-election in a shitty working class city that nobody gives a shitty shit about
lolno

>>35081024
Ask lenlad

>>35080946
top lad, cheers for the oc

>>35081018
Nah it's from her instagram about 3 years ago when she was still uploading pics like that.

>>35080981
If you think about UKIP have lost their raison d'etre so what's the point in voting for UKIP?

>>35081052
So what's the deal with you and her? Have you told her you want to have a go on her?

>>35081059
Conservatives absorbed all of their policies after foreseeing a massive rise in UKIP support.

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Just lost 5 in on FIFA online
>Dropped out of division 1
>Mad pissed off

>>35081059
They are transitioning into a "working class" party, aside from immigration most of their policies are pretty centrist.

I don't follow them that much t.b.h but one thing for certain is Labour's gone so far left and in disarray, run by an Islington "progressive".

So I think UKIP will win by the virtue of Labour being in the shitter.

Kinda like how Trump won, because Hillary was unelectable.

>>35081035

But I never thought Trump didn't stand a chance.

And I voted leave.

And Nuttall's a fucking moron.

Wanna' go for a fourth, dickhead?

>>35081085
>met a few years ago when both drug addled retards in east london
>got on well
>I go a bit mental and disappear for awhile
>she moves back up north
>reconnect on fb
I'm not super into her really (in that way) it's just because we're both online all day and both mental. I was worried I was really falling for her earlier this year but I push through. I still would have sex with obviously, but it's not some burning driving force behind our conversations.

>>35080655
Fuck what these guys think she's pretty hot.

>>35080829

Too far, sometimes 4 or 5 hours and 10 miles in a night, don't smoke weed, its never agreed with me, just throw whiteys like a bitch

it's a surreal experience going to tesco minutes before it closes.

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been trying to wank for an hour now but I can't maintain an erection

I'm only 20, tell me this isn't the end lads

>>35081059
>>35081127
Paul Nuttall, just listen to his voice, he "sounds" working class (i'm sure his net worth is high but irrelevant for now), and it's an easily identifiable trait - When was the last time we had a political leader sounding so crass and uneducated. So relatable for common folk.

However the further south you go the chance of Nuttall succeeding decreases exponentially.

So this by-election is a very unique test case but no way indicative of success across other regions.

>>35081175
bitches are ok lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHVNdgTrzu0

>>35081144
You can't fool me. You like her. A lot. Flirt with her and casually throw it out there that maybe she should visit you or vice versa.

>>35081278
I've mentioned before that our birthdays are one day apart and we're planning to hang out and get wrecked together (few weeks). She's not super reliable and has a bf though so I'm not hanging all my hopes on it. Be a nice distraction though.

>>35081127

Ya dun goofed. Stoke is the most dumbfuck, illiterate, low IQ region in England.

They'll vote for Labour like the brainless sheep they are.

I'm trying not to pop spots for a week since I have a bad habit of doing so and my making my face red, blotchy and full of blemishes. The only problem is I can't stand seeing big pussey heads on my face. It's real embarrassing. How do I stop/hide them?

>>35081303
you off to amsterdam with her still?

>>35081331
Buy a pin.needle and prick them before squeezing the puss out. What's your facewashing routine?

>>35081341
Nah. I dont have a valid passport and as people mentioned it's one thing if I make a move on her, it's another if I do it in a foriegn country and she gets upset/freaks out. She's meant to be coming to london though.

>>35081331
if they have a really pronounced head on them they are fine to pop but make sure all the dirty blood a puss comes out, obviously clean the area well afterwards

>>35081358
Cleanser/scrub then use toner and moisturiser after

>>35081316
>Stoke is the most dumbfuck, illiterate, low IQ region in England.

No I think that title belongs to Milton Keynes.

>>35081387
>moisturiser
Stop using this immediately. If you have oily skin it'll make it so much worse.

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>spend last hour filling out application for Tesco
>fill out questionnaire
>takes forever
>"We are sorry but you did not pass the automatic screening test, please check for other job opportunities

>>35081379
Tell her to leave her boyfriend at home.

Sorry to be a massive freak but have you got any more pictures of her legs and feet?

>>35081395
MK has things going for it. Stoke is the land that time forgot.

>>35081398
It's pretty dry actually

>>35081257
reminds me of an old song back when

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKUDXIAq9eU

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Just got my first ever dating app date confirmed this Monday lads. 24yo kissless virgin here. Also a girl at worked confessed shes into me a month ago and we've been texting back and forth and I took her to the cinema recently.

Got two on the go...am i normie now...feel fuckin weird lads....

Pic related - Mondays date.

Anyone here tried nofap before? Might give it a go for like 90 days to see what haplens

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>>35081416
I've mentioned how awesome it would be for the two of us to hang out alone and just get high and chill. I think this is a situation where I'm so unappealing it doesnt even cross her mind to consider me a sexual partner. All her exs have been super-cool or good looking.

>>35081023
I would be taking it up the arse.

> Super liked on Tinder.
> First two lines of the profile said "I've got two kids so if that bothers you, don't contact me."
> Into the trash it goes.

>>35081419
>MK has things going for it

Like what? Have you ever been there? It's a fucking Illuminati mind control experiment.

>>35081476
Good job lad. Ride this train no matter what. You've been a KV for long enough, get as much as you can.

>>35081526
Yes, I used to have an apartment next to Caldecotte lake. MK is grey, but it's a vast improvement on Stoke-on-Trent.

>>35081476
She is amazing. She's either a bot or a Polack.

>>35081526
Doesnt it have a big music venue? That's one up on Stoke.

>>35081476
She looks like my character in oblivion

>>35081476
Nice.

But I can't help thinking..... what's the catch?
Perhaps you're a good-looking normie, but if a 4/10 girl "liked" me or showed interest, alarm bells would be ringing.

I trust women so little.

>>35081555
Oh, well that explains it then. Caldecotte Lake is beautiful and those apartments are expensive and very pleasant. How long were you there for, Mr. Millionaire? Did you ever venture out into the fouler depths?

>>35081476
Proper moonface there lad

>>35081476
Where are you taking her for this date?

I love having to structure sentances so they're original.

>>35081562
It also has people who don't look like fallout victims from Chernobyl. There's another point for MK.

>>35081126
dat inevitable last minute winner

God I hope Labour lose both seats just so I can rub it in people's faces.

>>35081562
The Bowl. Yes. A 60k capacity outdoor arena usually full of fucking normans. Seeing Eminem and Cypress Hill live on stage was alright though.

>>35081656
Just going out for a few drinks at a local place. Very casual. She's into gaming and pokemon and shit. Unfortunately I lost interest in such things at age 14 but I guess I know enough gaming lingo to fake it til I fuck it.

some amercians actually believe that the accent spoken in the Appalachian mountains is the same as medieval english

>>35081485
That got me absolutely diamonds, lad. Thanks.

I say you get wasted with her and just shove her cock in her. Play it off as a one off thing.

>>35081747
>encouraging cock shoving
Look forward to seeing anon in the news on rape charges

>>35081744
Are they honestly this thick?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03iwAY4KlIU

>>35081648
I was there for 3 years. CMK is depressing, but thanks to the grid system it's entirely possible to go wherever you want to without driving through the worst estates. It's very well thought out.

>>35081773
Nah I reckon that girl'll let him do it. She might put up a fight, but I guarantee she'll be as wet as a boat and love it when he forcefully bangs her.

>>35081744
It's all based on the kind of retarded misunderstanding only an average yank could make.

There was a mention a while back about how medieval english sounded most similar to a western accent, meaning west country i.e. down somerset/devon way. Fucking yanks assumed it meant American Western and ran with it like only a fucking yank could.

why do folk care about a silly election in stoke

>>35081806
am i weird or does that life look comfy as fuck

>>35081849
Me here. Sounds really risky mate. She's schizophrenic and been raped (at least once). I know it sounds faggy but I dont want to fuck her up even worse.

>>35081849
I'm not sure you can be trusted around other people, lad

>>35081903
Because there was a slim chance UKIP could actually win a proper seat for once. If they can do that it'll be a great boost for them after Nige leaving and the ref. If they fail again they're pretty much done.

i was testing my strength out from working out and in consequence i have broken the door handle.

feel hench but annoying because i will have to get this fixed

>>35081947

How fucking weak are you that you're telling strangers on the internet that you don't want to "sound faggy" for not wanting to rape some girl you know.

Fucking kill yourself, you beta, dicklet, moron. You would better serve the world as compost than you ever could as the shambolic mess of a human you are now

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>>35078408
>tfw drinking really shit rum from asda that tastes like paint thinner

>>35081993
Wew Lad 2: Electric Wewaloo

>>35081993
not him but you're clearly weak too with that little fit you threw

get some self control, lad. you are a mess.

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>>35081981
What were you trying to do lad? Bend the metal? You won't ever get to that level

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HZ0Kwjpdeo

w-whats going on here?

>>35081947
Weak
>>35081993
Good lad
>>35082027
I laughed
>>35082053
big boy alert wee woo

>>35082053

I'm not throwing a fit, I'm berating a dickhead in an irritated, but entirely focused, manner.

If you disagree with anything I told him, feel free to take the next spot on the compost heap.

>>35082058
>You won't ever get to that level

a man can dream, dont break my dreams, lad, its all i have.

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Real windy day.
lost a good Frisbee walking the dogs earlier. Went over a two fences into an estate of sorts so there's no way I'm getting it back

Tonight, on /britfeel/; Is it faggy not to rape a girl who looks like she'd be a bit of a freak in bed?

>>35081993
How fucking retarded are you that your instant reaction to something is 'hurr kys you cuck'

>>35082125
I'm setting britfeel to level: Wew

WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO

i could beat any of you in a fight

>>35082106
You don't get to dictate how your actions are perceived by other people, lad.

>>35082162
Not me lad. I'd kill your soul

>>35082162
Meet me by the canal in 5 minutes and lets find out.

>>35082106
bloody ell you're edgy.

>you're weak if you dont want to rape someone because you're bounding yourself to sympathy

if everyone had that attitude, we would of got no were as society. sacrificing, and suffering for the greater good is fine but doing it because "meh, i want to" is fucking degenerate.

>>35080462
If your spooped go back inside you lovely bum

>>35082106
What's with the compost obsession? Are human remains even good for that?

Went to piss earlier and decided to wipe my ass for no real reason, just a weird sort of feeling like I aught to and the second the toilet roll touched my ass it glided down really smoothly and i knew it didn't feel right and looked at the paper and there was liquid shit all over it, I'd literally sharted and not even noticed.
Quite disgusted with myself desu.

>>35082198
Wait but the guy you're calling edgy is the one who called raping someone bad. The guy wasn't telling him to kill himself because other guy didn't want to rape but because other anon was feeling self conscious that a bunch of people on an anonymous Gaylord forum wouldn't think he was cool for not being a rapist.

State if you lad

>>35081558
i'm 95% sure the latter

t. polack

>>35082274
>because other anon was feeling self conscious
Be fair, all of us here are a pretty self-conscious bunch.

Found out I have Psoriasis lads. Great. Lifelong condition and I will have month and a half phases of looking like I have leprosy.

So not only am I friendless and rarely see my family, I will literally be like a fucking leper more than ever.

>>35078350

i never come to these threads, but i just want to say, whoever here makes the OP art here is a Meme Picasso.

>>35082249
I wipe my ass at random points too. I eat a lot and fart more than the average person.

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>>35082374
>Psoriasis
>google it
>images
>mfw

>>35082374
Same here lad. The more I exercise the worse it gets as well. Literally get a worse body the more I exercise. Fantastic

>>35082235

I don't know. I took a thing, I ran with it.

>>35082198

No, I'm the opposite of that.

>>35082281
What are you doing in here Mariusz you big /Pol/ack?

Had a date tonight that went exceptionally well, a first tbqh. The look on normies faces when you're a fat average guy walking through town with a solid 9/10 qt who's dressed up and everything. I don't think I've ever been this happy lads.
>in the cinema
>she rests her head on my shoulder
>two guys a few seats to the side of us staring at me

Felt on top of the world lads

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It's around this time that I like to lie in bed and think about all the diseases that I might not be aware I have yet, and all of the things that I have done that I regret. Then, I sometimes think about how little hope I have for the future, and the futility of it all. I also make time to consider what there is left to lose, and how much worse things could be. I consider this section to be 'counting my blessings' and it's of small comfort to me.

>>35082409
Mine's not as bad as that thankfully. That's what happens when you get an episode but the skin cracks, so it looks even worse. Mine hasn't unfortunately, still looks like shit though.
>>35082421
Really? I thought you only get episodes of your skin being fucked up after you're ill, and then it goes until the next time. What am I in for?

>>35081947
Oh, right. Okay. I'm sorry I mentioned that then. Still try and get the bang in, though, lad. She's hot. How does the schizophrenia affect her? Is she a proper nutcase?

>>35081993
Wewlad! Surely you're trolling?

>>35082496
Nah its always there slightly but it occasionally gets worse. Creams work but it comes back. The sun works but it comes back. Honestly mines not too bad. It's quite feint usually but gets a lot worse after exercising.

>>35081993
>>35081993
Do you ever take a moment to think how little you gain from this?