Well, robots, seems I finally did it. I reached a new level of

I'm considering trying to use the excuse that I'm autistic and that's the reason I wrote it.

Could it somehow save me?

Yes. Plead autism, and anything else you can think up, fall on your sword - hard. I was in a similar situation, be wise enough to live to fight another day.

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>>35078887
No one here is actually stupid enough to believe this happened

>literally thought crimes
Yep, that's a Jew alright.

>>35078887
Get a psychiatrist and get an autism diagnosis ASAP. I've been there before and there is still a chance to escape prison Anon

>>35078887
>Not being born in America
Sucks to be you.

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>>35078973
>>35078887
>implying any of us think this is real

>>35079615
>>35079430
i am diagnosed with SLIGHT autism and severe obsessive-compulsion.

i don't think i can pass the "oh im a retard and have no idea what i write half the time teehee".

>>35079649
>>35079487
Didn't come on here to prove myself to some newfags.

I came here for legitimate advice, because I need it. I've always helped anons in any way i can, so just do me a favor this one time.

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>>35078887
>missing quads by one
Wow senpai, you really do have shit luck.

>>35078887
Unless you have anyone to show up to your funeral and or want to be cremated shoot your self in the head and make sure you hit the cerebellum for an instant death

>>35078887
>2017
>writing in a journal

>>>accidentally hand in fucking mein kampf 2.0.

Suits you right. As a barely white guy, I cannot stand racists. I hope you get ass raped in jail.

>>35079653
just claim you're retarded so you handed in the wrong book

say you were documenting all the racist shit you found online

>>35079728
kys millennial degenerate

>>35079755
>gay porn
>#Kid safe

What did they mean by this?

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>>35078887
Even Hitler had to got to jail for a while man.

If you want to really fuck with them just go all in, make a big deal, call out the jew, call for a need for Fascism. Say how if we continue on our present course of left wing policies, humanity will surely stagnate on this rock until our extinction.

"Sperg out" for a lack of better term.

Afterwards gain like minded followers, which shouldn't be too hard to do in this day and age.
That would really fuck with them

Or you could just use the excuse that you're autistic, which probably won't save you.

>>35079755
>create accounts
Never change Tumblr

>>35078887
Nice story you turbonigger faggot, did you come up with it yourself or your waifu helped you?

>>35078887
You should say it s the wrong handbook you gave and instantly give the good one, and explain that you are trying to write a completely fascist book to understand how they work and how they behave. Like an inspector acting line a murderer. It s just one try to understand what you are not and why it s so bad to think like this. And say everything like jewish is good and hitler was wrong and all the bullshit we told you to believe. It s what we call freedom of speech, it mean you are free to speak but only if it s what everyone have to think.

>>35078887
I don't think you know what a hate crime is.

Just tell the truth, it's a private journal and you accidentally handed him that instead of your real work. There's nothing they can realistically do.

Then again, this is fake as fuck because how could this even happen retard fuck you.

>>35079848
OP probably lives in Swedenistan.

>>35079848
>>35079889

I live in Canada, m'negroid. Worse then Sweden, we started the whole "tolerant diversity" thing.

Rape isn't as bad as Hate Crime here.

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>>35078887
Just say you accidentally handed in a work of fiction you wrote.

>>35079971
Still, you can't just be charged with a "hate crime". A hate crime is just any crime where the motivation is motivated by race/sex/religion etc.
Writing a book isn't a crime in Canada afaik.

>>35079971
If what you wrote is true then kill yourself for being such a retard
>Muh futility of existence
Wht are you, 12? Explains the fucking essay in a notebook. I thought cucknadians at least know how to use a computer.

>>35079832
(Not op)

This is what you need to do, it's the only thing you CAN do. Seriously, just try this.

>>35079974
Quote for quote.

"The mind of the negroid is genetically and intellectually inferior to the mind of the White Man in both the outlook on life and the function as well as capability of understanding."

another one.

"The Jew is in control of everything. Jewish media is created solely to propagandize White Genocide and the removal of our people."

I don't think I can pass that off as The Three Little Pigs.

>>35078887
Tell them that it's part of a novel you're writing and admit that you went too far with it. Explain that the novel is written from the perspective of a Hitler wannabe and that this was the "novel" portion of what the character you're writing about wrote. The only problem is you're going to need to shit out some serious content that you can build around it to make that excuse sound more reasonable.

>>35080040
don't know why i wrote motivation twice desu

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>>35079755
>>35079774
>mfw these newfaggots have never heard of Swarmfront
Willful ignorance makes you just as bad as the SJWs

>>35078887
You made a mistake and turned the wrong journal in. Write your professor an apology email explaining the mixup, confess that your mental health is fucked beyond belief and that you've been using journaling as an outlet for hateful thoughts you don't understand and never intended anyone else to see. Assuming you live in America, this does not count as any sort of crime so don't get hysterical over that, what you need to focus on is not getting expelled, and to do that you're going to have to make amends with your prof. Send him an email, ask if you can meet with him to apologize for the mistake and admit you've got issues, and show him the work you actually did. It's the only way out.

>>35080115
>America.
>I wish.
>Canada, where looking at a black man is race motivated murder.

>>35078887
Just say that it was a piece of "art" you were doing to push boundaries. Show the professor the real work and explain that it's part of an experiment you're doing to get into the head of people like Dylan Roof.

That's what you get for browsing /pol/. Enjoy being blacklisted from almost any other institution and forced into eternal wage slavery.

Sux, but you have to move forward and do better.

>>35078887
It's your fault for not living in a free land. Try castrating yourself and say you denounce the patriarchy. Maybe that will help.

>>35078887
Become a faggot with a black jewish boyfriend and convert to islam. It's the only way to prove you're tolerant.

>>35078887

>Being a /pol/ack

Fucking retard.

>>35080197
I wish I could argue. Albertan independence when?

>>35080252
WAS a /pol/ack.
I said I wrote it months ago, faggot.
>>35080197
I can't afford to live in Amerifattia sadly.

Lawyer up, demand you have free speech. Don't flinch. They are frighten of your power anon.

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>>35078887

>writing your paper by hand in a journal in the year 2017
>handing in the entire journal for some reason and not just the pages of the essay

Want to know how I could tell this story was fake?

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I'm a liberal, but fuck those anti-free-speech pieces of shit. Sorry OP, I feel for you man.
I wish you lived in America.... Jesus Christ, the literal thought police... How horrifying.

>>35078887
in case this is real:
just explain that that was your personal diary.
how can a fucking diary be hatespeech?
hatespeech is about inciting violence.

a diary is just an extension of your own brain that no one except yourself shall ever see.

>>35080345
>Posts cartoons he probably also faps to
>Calls others degenerate

>>35080412
>he
DID YOU JUST FUCKING ASSUME MY GENDER

>>35080449
>he posts Normie facebook le maymays on a Dutch ovening forum

>>35078887
>being arrested for a "hate crime"
i cant stand society

>>35080449
this was the cringiest newfag post i seen in a while.

>>35080449
*xe/xir

I'm from Canada the "hate-crime" thing is not nearly as big as your making it out to be, at the end of the day emailing your prof, saying your mental health is bad and you wrote hateful thoughts and handed it in by mistake is your best bet, in Canada this doesn't constitute a hate-crime or hate speech so I wouldn't worry about going to jail, only getting expelled (which can be avoided)

>Not typing a university paper.
Yeah I'm calling fake and gay.

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>>35080400
Right. If this is real, they are tacitly admiting to being the LITERAL thought police.

>>35080064
Say you studying the new rise of racism and nazism from online boards. How it's getting spread a lot more than you thought so you decided to document people's worldviews.

I doubt this actually happened, but is that really even possible in America? How can you go to jail or get expelled for having opinions? It's not like you were acting on them. In the worst case, you could just say you were trying to write a novel about a crazy person, and clarify that you turned it in on accident.

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>>35078887
Seriously, tell them that you mixed up their essays that you apologize for inconvenience and that it is not up to them to judge how you see today's society because through your eyes, you see this system unbalanced if that are your actual thoughts.

If they try to intimidate you for ''hate crime'', hate crime is only commited when you actually make a crime by breaking a law with a racial or social prejudice as a motivation.

Hurting someone's feelings is not a hate crime.

Now, I don't know can they accuse you for 'Hate speech.'

What do you think robots?

>>35080568
Read the thread REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The best option you got for killing yourself is either helium hood or shotgun justice.

Pills and hanging can not work (side note did you know how much it fucking sucks to be 6"8 and want to kill yourself? Failed twice due to my height)

If you want to prove your innocence I would suggest that the main course is to avoid a hate crime is simple, prove that is it was a mistake and it wasn't targeted at anyone. They cannot arrest you for your feelings if you didn't do any actions.

Also claim you're a retard, will make the mistake bit seem much more ideal

Godspeed

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>>35080568
This didn't happen in America. That sort of thing is DEFINITELY covered by the first amendment.

OP, you MUST fight this.

Sorry for spergging out guys, this free speech thing is a strongly-held belief, and it fries my fucking asshole to see the fucking thought police not even being subtle anymore.

>>35080513
>newfag
DID YOU JUST FUCKING ASSUME MY EXPERIENCE

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>>35080449
pls go back to /b/, thank you

>>35080640
DID YOU JUST ASSUME I WANTED TO HEAR YOUR BULLSHIT?

>>35080678
You're really intent on making yourself look like a fool, eh? I bet you voted for Drumpf.

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>>35080716
I'm actually not the same guy, I was simply throwing his own joke (or yours, if you're the poster) back in his face.

I didn't vote for anyone for president. First time in my life I didn't vote.

>>35080678
DID YOU JUST ASSUME THAT WAS ME INSTEAD OF SOME FAGGOT PRETENDING TO BE ME

>>35079680
>literally a nazi
>wants us to do him favors
rofl

>>35078887
You actually seem to understand how stupid that point of view was, work with that. As suggested email an apology to the professor, explain it's people like them that helped you see the errors of your way and it was a mindset you've grown out of, maybe the journal helped you with that. Apologise for blaming the actions of a few people who happen to be Jewish on all Jews, read some Thomas Sowell to back up your ideas about negroids and learn that some negroids are more intelligent than you (seriously that dude operates on a different level) ask for some tolerance classes and do what is expected of you to reform. Yeah you fucked up bad, we all do sometimes don't let it end you, learn from the mistake and grow as a person. You can get through this.
>>35080389
Not a liberal more anarchist and don't like the /pol/ attitude but we both understand the value of free expression, stay strong bro, supporting free expression in the face of some of the liberals around you requires a tough spirit.

>>35078887
You need to do exactly what they tell you to do, mention that the journal is from a while back in your life and you have become much more moderate now. If they want you to talk to some kind of political phycologist then do so. act depressed and distant when ever talking about it, let them know that this racist stuff was a symptom and not the cause of your problems.

its really unlikely but if they want you to talk to the media or something public like that let them know that you wouldn't be comfortable with that.

I'll hang around so feel free to ask questions.

AHAHAHAHAHAH
you fucking "redpilled" retards are so fucking retards.
Nice to see this as a marxbro

>>35080839
>read some Thomas Sowell to back up your ideas about negroids and learn that some negroids are more intelligent than you (seriously that dude operates on a different level) ask for some tolerance classes and do what is expected of you to reform. Yeah you fucked up bad, we all do sometimes don't let it end you, learn from the mistake and grow as a person. You can get through this.


WOW thanks JIDF !!!!!

>>35080839
You forgot that OP is white
If there's one thing Liberal Americans like doing, its castigating white people any chance they get to
Especially Liberal American whites

>>35079777
Gay porn is pretty tame by tumblr's standards. Also, nice trips.

>>35078887
>expelling you and having you arrested for having a problematic personal ideology
Wew

>>35078887
If a teacher asks you anything, reply with "I handed the wrong essay by mistake".
If a policeman asks you anything, reply with "I want a lawyer".

>>35080303
So what changed, exactly?

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>>35080970
Considering that this kind of hateful ideology caused a world war and the mass murder of millions within living memory it should be a crime.

>>35081045
>baiting this hard
wew

>>35080926
>Supports free expression, says to read a black guy, must be JIDF
Fuck off brainless weeb
>>35080927
And we need to fight that, you don't stop racism by being racist but I think you know that. If we don't fight to keep our rights we'll lose them.

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>>35080800
Oh my god, I am so sorry man...I'm such an intolerant pretendsamefagassumer.... I need sensitivity training...
>>35080839

I appreciate it man. I don't just want to win an argument against those with differing political views; I want to find the truth, pure, simply, and unadulterated.

If I am wrong, I want to know. This is why, even as a strongly liberal person, I can have genuinely good debates/discussions with the right-wing /pol/locks.

>>35078887
L A W Y E R
A
W
Y
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>>35081099
>>35080927
Guys, OP is not American.

See, this is one thing that all decent Americans believe, right or left.

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>>35081076
The truth shall make ye free

>>35081152
Lawyers are not a Burgeristani innovation. OP is IN THE WRONG and REQUIRES A LAWYER wherever the fuck he happens to be.

>>35079804
You have to be charismatic to gain followers, the book alone won't do it

>>35078887
Can't you claim it's satire or something? Or a fictional look into the mind of a nazi? Just say it doesn't reflect your views and shit, teachers and professors love that stuff

Journals are for people in countries where thoughts are allowed.

>>35081194
OP is not wrong for following an idea and learning it's wrong, the society that restricts a free conscience is what's damaged, which makes the lawyer a good idea.
>>35081245
Kek, I dunno, Anne Frank had a diary...

>Escalate into the rise of fascism, benefits of ethnic cleansing, racial inferiority and genetical differences.
Oh god I'm fucking dying here.

If you ever get that journal back, please upload it. It could be the next My Twisted World.

>>35081319
In the legal wrong, then. I don't give a shit what your moral standards are, the only ones that matter here are the government's.

>>35081360
How is he in the legal wrong for having political opinions?

>>35081194
Yeah, but free speech really seems to be a burgerstein invention.

>>35081412
Most countries have a list of political opinions that are illegal to express. Antisemitism often makes the list.

>>35081412
The converse corrallary of Nullum Crimen Sine Lege is that if there is a law against something, it is punishable.

>>35081360
Sorry got pedantic thinking you were saying OP was wrong, yes they probably are legally wrong.
>>35081440
Is it, was Luther nailing his thesis to the door not an act of free expression? Or the Italian Republics?

>>35081006
Realized all races are pathetic, useless, and futile

>>35081506
>>35081637
Ah, that makes sense, thanks for explaining.

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>>35078887
This is what you get for keeping a physical copy of your journal, keep it on your computer. Also tell them you're autistic, you probably actually are, try to convince them you though turning it in was the right thing to do and you want to get help or something.

>>35081646

I was being facetious, autist.

>>35081683
You're quite welcome. When people ask nicely, I answer nicely.

>>35081672
That's almost more embarrassing than the first thing desu

>>35081672
equality/10

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>>35081707
This is definitely not OP's fault. They have no fucking right to do this to him. Honestly, I fucking hate the totalitarian left. They are making all leftists look as bad as the alt-right is for conservatives. The whole fucking paradigm is going to collapse.

>>35081944
>This is definitely not OP's fault
He handed in papers about white rebellions and race wars to a jewish professor, I don't think he should get charged with any crime, but it's clearly offensive and up to the uni if they want to kick him. Still serves him right for keeping a physical copy, if you're going to write a bunch of shit that you know is offensive to people and keep it near shit you might mix it up with then it's your fault, keep it on your computer and no one will know. His best bet at this point is to plead autism.

>>35081716
I just can't tell anymore
>>35081944
But how much damage will they do before they do die out? The whole lot could delve us into a SyFy series about corporate globalisation.

>>35078887
If this is all true, then show us some proof.

Lol, babby /pol/ack gets what's coming to him and desperately tries to roll back everything

>>35078973
Post your situation.

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You can pass anything off as fiction. As long as there is no deliberate proof that you have contempt to actually "take action" about whatever you made the mistake of writing about...and I mean deliberate proof, none of that
>implied
shit. I'm talking if you were stupid enough to include blueprints of buildings, schedules, dates and names, lists of accomplices, that sort of stuff...that day of rebellion shit might not fly considering everything that's gone on in Europe. Your only chance of playing that off is if you listed dates in these journal entries of yours.

If you play your cards right you might get a slap on the wrist and have to go to a racial sensitivity training class or two.

Hell, you could even say it's not yours if you don't live alone.

Look at it this way, you could even spin it as free speech. I know you're in Canada, but still people have gotten away with a lot worse shit on American campuses.
Some student even went out of his way to call roasties sluts and saying they should get raped to death at random people passing by, and called anyone that disagreed with him a huge faggot.

You can spin it as you made social experiment pushing the boundaries off free speech as academia widely tolerate extreme left views. If I were you I will start making blog and posting in it like its some grand experiment.

>>35080064
How can you actually be that retarded to believe that kinda rhetoric
>Lmao stupid niggers think everything is the white mans fault! You make your own way!
>muh JOOS r holdin tha wite man DOWN

Say you channel your OCD into the journal and know what's in there is inappropriate, but that's why it's in the journal and not something that you say and practice in your everyday life.

Since you have mild autism and OCD they should accept this. Also remember to cry a little.

t. ASPD

>>35078887
What kind of fascist country do you live in that writing something can get you visited by the police?

>>35083418
Don't make yourself so obvious, kike.

>>35078887
LISTEN CAREFULLY FAG
explain calmly that the book was not yours. someone must have slipped it in in place of your original notebook. show them the real assignment as proof. if they ask why the handwriting is similar just say you don't know. any excess information you don't know. when lying people tend to provide more information than necessary. just answer with the bare minimum of info. the fact that you had the real assignment done should be enough to sell your story.
and one piece of wisdom from george costanza: "it's not a lie if you believe it"

>>35080820
>rofl
you have to go back

>>35084455
>you have to go back
no, you have to go back

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>>35078887
This could be the best thing to ever happen to you m8. Just explain the situation to them like you explained it to us. If worst comes to worst, just keep calm and try to back up your thinking and defuse the situation