/satanism/

>>35091628
whats to agree with, i know nothing about it

>>35091628
Are there different kinds? Sorry if this is a stupid question but I've seen people describe satanism as something completely individualistic, where you strive for power and success for yourself which seems pretty cool, but then I also see all kinda of devil worshiping things and blood sacrifice, etc. Are they both the same?

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>>35091628
Satanism isn't a coherent enough thing to say you simply agree with "it".

LeVayan Satanism is stupid, as are all Theistic Satanic orders i am aware of, yet I still consider myself a Satanist in some capacity.

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>>35091628
Hinami is the cutest

Hail Mary
Full of grace
The Lord is with thee
Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus
Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death, Amen.

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>>35091628

This is now a best gril thread

too all you normies, Satanism is the belief that you hold the power for your future not god, its not all about trying to summon a demon to cum in your asshole for life.

>>35091628
I dont get satanism

Isn't acknowledging satan acknowledging a Christian God?

meaning that you accept that God created satan, and understand that ultimately he is your best choice with survival?

Seems like a meme to piss off catholics to me.

But whatever, I'm an atheist and I think you're all fucking retarded.

>>35091827
Shut up.

oc

Satan be gone, in the blood of Jesus Christ I rebuke you and your lies. It has been foretold of your defeat Satan, for you will lose it all due to the envy of God. Satan you are weak, the will of God rebukes you and your lies.

none

its wrong

begone stupid jew

>>35091628
Do you mean LaVayan satanism? Because I think it's stupid.
Though I used to consider myself a satanist.

>>35091885
>satan gibs humans knowledge instead of being blue-pilled sheep
>in the bible satan is the one who redpills humans
>constantly giving humans more and more technology as bible progresses
>helps humans build civilizations, while god throws austiic fits, killing everybody or flooding the earth
to help your robot mind out, picture satan as a smug pepe while god is angry/crying wojak

with that said satanists are basically humanists:
>an outlook or system of thought attaching prime importance to human rather than divine or supernatural matters. Humanist beliefs stress the potential value and goodness of human beings, emphasize common human needs, and seek solely rational ways of solving human problems.

>so cucked by religion that you start your own edgy version

i saw archgoat yesterday so i guess i'm an edgy satanist now

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>>35091885
Depending on which kind you realize all god/satan are is symbols. They're not actual beings, it's more of what they represent.

>athiest
>calling others retarded
WEW

>>35091628
I usually don't care about religion/cults, but if I had to choose one I would choose Satanism.

>>35091885
*tips fedora as he teleports away*

If i ever become religious I'll be a satanist for making normies mad

Was obsessed with that shit in my pre-teens, but never actually understood it

>>35091628
Satanism has become an edgy self help therapy. Really bring desu.