I got a gf It's over

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until she breaks up with you and sends you spiraling into an even deeper depressing than before
>t. guy who had a gf

gratz
also gtfo normalfag

>>35092103
No I think we're gonna be with eachother for a long time

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>>35092080
>>35092103
BOTH OF YOU ARE FUCKING NORMIES GET OUT
I HAVE NEVER EVEN FUCKING KISSED A GIRL ON THE CHEEK. FUCK YOU FAGGOTS GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35092103
Can confirm. Never let a woman drain your mana

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>>35092080
>>35092103

Same, I had a gf too for about 5 years, then one day she told me she didn't love me anymore and we broke up. Enjoy it while it lasts, OP.

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>>35092115
I hope for your sake that's the case, anon-kun

this board is already full of normies so it doesn't make a difference anymore

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>>35092148
>tfw when under constant raid from /soc /lgbt /pol /b and tumblr
the whole world hates us doesnt it

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>>35092080
>>35092103
>>35092115
>>35092123
>>35092137
>>35092139
>>35092148
Normies, go post in /soc/ or /lgbt/ why are you even here? FUCK OFF

>>35092159
Where do the normalfaggots with gfs come from?
/b/ and /pol/?

Obviously not from /soc/

>>35092137
>then one day she told me she didn't love me anymore and we broke up.
This is how it always ends
It doesn't matter how much you love her
Then she gets another bf within a few weeks, while you're sick to your stomach you miss her so much
It's fucking painful to see the girl you love with another man, it's the ultimate rejection

>>35092192
tumblr
too many woman hate threads made us a meme over there

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>>35092182
there are varying degrees of robotism.

>>35092192
not /pol/ either

>>35092227
no atleast say that youre a failed normie or a cyborg

>>35092182
I'm willing to bet i've been here longer than you

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>>35092242
idk, I browse /pol/ as well. I think there's some crossover there.
>>35092243
I guess you could call me a cyborg since I'm a highly functioning autist. never been a normie, though.

>>35092080
How did you ask her?
I honestly have no idea how, did you say 'Will you be my GF?' or 'Do you want to go the movies sometime?. How do you say it without fumbling or stuttering words? Can you please answer this because i really have no clue.

>>35092192
>implying /pol/ doesn't have a 95% crossover with the bitter permavirgins of r9kuck

/b/ and memefaggots slowly but steadily leaked onto facebook over the past several years and gained popularity through asinine memepages, and a lot of normies from facebook are crawling all over /b/ and the rest of the site as a result.

>>35092265
I'm not sure how normies approach girls out of the blue in the streets, but your best bet is to ask a girl you know (>inb4 implying) if she wants to go out for a drink or a coffee sometime. Even then it's a risky move

>>35092265
It's been slowly escalating for the past 2 months

There was no contrivance it really just made sense

You really just stumble into these things

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I have a gf too OP, feels good

>polish immigrant
>8/10
>slight accent
>cooks
>cleans
>acts like an old fashion wife but with a bit of attitude

I don't know what I would do without her guys

>>35092295
>implying /pol/ isn't full of normies from the election

My normalfag 14 year old brother actually got me banned, due to him shitposting and doxxing on /pol/ because we share an IP address.

I don't know whether to be proud or pissed

>>35092295
i really dont see how pol and r9k are alike
robots tend to not care about politics at all since they are depressed and have no hope for the future
the only simmilarity i can see is hating trannys
but everyone hates trannys they are just annoying

>>35092307
I wish it was that easy for me.
I kinda liked a girl from uni for pretty much the whole year. I started to get to know her more and by the end we were decent friends (to a point that i'm sure she liked me), over the Christmas break she just suddenly got a boy-friend before new years when i was going to ask if she wanted to do something.

I wish i had it as easy as you, Anon.

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>>35092080
Haha, no. You aren't meant to have a girlfriend. You'll come to despise her after a couple of months. You'll WANT to be single. Alone. You'll remember the times you were able to browse the internet without being nagged at. She'll always want your attention. You won't be able to do anything you love. You won't be able to play video games, read manga, watch anime. You'll be forced to watch shitty Netflix TV series because she wants you to see that one episode of Gilmore Girls. Women don't care about you as a person. They want your attention, they want you to become a shell of a human being because they're parasites. They will take everything you love and cut you off from it all. You won't be allowed to do anything except what she wants you to do.

See you tomorrow.

>>35092119
how old are you? If you're under 20 don't spaz out just yet

>>35092080
good, now get out and leave your pepes

>>35092080
Well done my friend.

And now get the fuck out and leave this hellhole.
Dont look back, dont come back.
You made it friendo, we will miss you.