I am going to kill myself in 2 days. Because I have no actual friends or a loved one, /r9k/ decides how I do it. Only restrictions are that it can't involve physically hurting other people.
Will deliver.
Heroin OD.
Best way to go.
Ride a dildo and blow your brains out on livestream.
>>35106457
Die of old age. For the lulz
Inhale VX nerve gas. Painless, but don't really commit to it, unless you are like 99.99% of the internet, even then, don't do it.
Slit your wrists and draw a bunch of symbols on your walls and clutch a notebook with writings about transcending to a new world while in a bloody pentagram
>>35106457
I dont believe and dont do it
Just play some game and randomly frien invite people my dude
>>35106457
Falling off public stairs wearing priest clothes.
Like father Karras
>>35106548
No religious bullshit please
the way im gonna go is a fentanyl OD, pretty easy to get on the darknet. stuff is 80x stronger than morphine