>tfw 5'3" >..and male

>>35106392
So when are you going to get on female hormones? We both know that is your only option to find love at this point.

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>>35106392
>5'6

what are my options, lads? I'm not remotely gay so don't say trapping

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>>35106392

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>>35106455
Hormones will make you like men. I guarantee it. If the hormones don't fully do it then the cock in your ass will make you lose all interest in women.

>>35106477
I don't think it works like that anon. if hormones and pussy can't turn fags straight then it's unlikely the reverse would make him gay

>>35106455
If you're still young you can get growth hormones injected

Or you could accept your fate like me and be okay with being alone forever.

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>Body too hairy and too male like to trap it up
>Too short to be a real man

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>>35107355
>If you're still young you can get growth hormones injected

I'm too poor to afford this

>>35106455
Your not to far below average,unlike the freak that is OP.
Just go to a country with a smaller male average height and get the bitches.

>tfw barely 5'7
>and balding

I could live with one or the other, but both? Fuck.

>>35107499
Stop slouching.
Stand up straight.
Cause disjoints in your legs.

>>35107545
>Stop slouching.
>Stand up straight.

I did both these things. I'm 5'7 while doing them.

>>35107690
Well your still taller than enough, they like those taller than them, makes to seem able to defend them.
OP is just pure shit as most women would reject something so small.
So at least hope your dick is average.

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>5'5"
>QT3.14 5'0" Gf
>Mfw