Sup /r9k/, I'm hanging out with my gf. What should we do.

>>35159522
browse /r9k/ unironically, it will go over well

Anal


Original comment I swear

Break up with each other

Then hatefuck and make up

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Kill yourselves in an original fashion.

hang yourselves

Watch 4 hours of frog porn

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>>35159581
She suggested death by staplers.

>>35159555
She said no anal.\

>>35159562
We broke up but she isn't hatefucking me. What do?

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>>35159593
After the frog porn

>>35159596
We found this

http://www.xvideos.com/video22700633/stark_naked_japanese_fat_frog_lady_in_the_swamp_hd

It's p. hot desu

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>>35159602
>staplers
Not original enough, make it more ridiculous.
Use your fucking imagination.

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Draw your own custom pepes, I've been working on a collection for almost 2 years now.

>>35159642
Okay, I got one:

>Get piano wire
>Go to rooftop
>Tie wire around neck and then to a piece of masonry beneath the roof
>Superglue hands to head
>Jump off
>Piano wire decapitates us
>looks like we pulled off our own heads

Hows that?

After the frog porn watch blobfish porn it's amazing

>>35159667
She's going to make an origami frog 4u. Will post pics when it's done.

>>35159701
Link it and we'll watch it

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>>35159700
>uses one that's been turned into an infograph and posted on /b/ occasionally
I appreciate your digits, but you can do better than that.

Try to fit in a freezer

No blob fish l porn but I found this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QHyXsGa96g4

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>>35159602
hmm, if it isnt just going down dont think it will, requires a lot of built up anger and some unbridled lust. If shes bored, you're just fucked.. you gotta give her friend the slip, sit back.. watch the fireworks. Stir in a little emotional abuse, some aloofness----> recipe for success.

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>>35159734
Shit that's an infographic now? I thought that was original af.

I asked her and she said via staples but you guys are being ass fucks about it

>>35159667
She made this for you. It even jumps!

>>35159753
We're in a college dorm. No freezer present

>>35159844
Schweet. Nice dubs too.

>>35159845
You haven't been with many women, have you anon?

>>35159874
You said you were broken up.. guess your not, maybe the women I was with were just emotionally unstable. It still worked. Point taken though.

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>>35159874
Staples are boring.
Anon's girlfriend, you are not very imaginative.

Watch henti

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>>35159874
Just start drinking, bring up past shit, should get somewhere to that level

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>>35159946
She called you a buttface.

Fucking buttface lmao.

>>35159910
We broke up when you said we should, butt she won't leave me alone

>>35160010
She's a hentai virgin. Link some good shit.

Make a circle triangle

>>35160057
A circle triangle? Explain, anon

>>35160022
She filled up my water bottle for me. How to put pen0r into butt?

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>>35160038
Tell her that she will be hearing from my mother.
Also that
>butface
How creative of her or you, who ever the fuck is reading this.

>>35160090
get off r9k and just start drinking.. shes there for a reason.. remember?

Here's the henti 351600038 http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph570731bbe95a9

>>35160090 # yes a triangle that is circler

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>>35160125
>"Is he mad that I called him a butthead?"
>yeah
>"It's an accurate description"

She ain't afraid of your mom.

>>35160138
>Implying we can ever leave

>>35160146
She says she feels bad for the girl getting clearly cucked.

We're watching this shit.

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>>35159522
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD IS WHAT YOU SHOULD DO.

>>35160200
Jesus, get off for now.. FOR NOW, you're legally allowed to live outside memes for a few hours I think

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>>35160233
That's rude anon. Please apologize to my gf

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>>35160200
I am not mad, just upset that someone would suggest that my face is a butt.
Now tell her to fucking find a unique way to commit suicide, I don't have all fucking night.

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>>35160239
>FOR NOW, you're legally allowed to live outside memes for a few hours I think
>A life outside of memes

>>35160261
"Being licked to death by kittens"
Kittens have very coarse tongues.
"And their breath"

Snort fun dip

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>>35159522
Get high.

Originalio.

Say to her that you use a site full of schizoids and sociopaths

>>35160322
We don't have any fundip, but those are some wicked dubs

>>35160343
We could snort some of my addy

>>35160349
>"Okay"

She's just reading over my shoulder. Say something nice anon!

Ask her if you can squirrel her jiggley puffs

Can you two come kill me for the fun of it?

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>>35160293
You win this round.
nya nya nya

>>35160399
Noice dubs. I grabbed her boobs. Is that enough?

>>35160146
Degeneracy is an inheritable trait. Please watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaH0Ws8RtSc

>>35160418
Where do you live?

"But I have class tomorrow"

>>35160419
"I love it when I win"

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Watch this its magic https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8qGjgDD3X34

>>35160516
>What is happening to Larry
>"They're making furniture."

>>35160449
South Carolina. You only get the chance to kill someone willingly maybe once or twice in your life. Seize the chance.

>>35160562
That's too far. We're in Colorado

>>35159522
how about you get off my board you stupid fucking normie

double suicide

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Listen to METAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgZkC-wrRxM

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>>35160587
Wow that was rude. My gf even agrees. Get off MY board, you fucking fagboi

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>>35160449
Ask her what she would do in this situation.

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>>35160603
She likes the colors.

>>35160609
"Give it a stuffed cat."

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>>35160583
Highland Ranch?

>>35160583
Well, thanks for at least replying.

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>>35160639
No fucking joke we're both from there. Not there presently, but holy shit. Where did you go to HS anon?

>Me: Vista
>Her: HR

>>35160652
Sorry anon. Maybe you'll find someone to kill you one day

Watch mamas house at 50% speed and just watch as you thing she's on all of the drugs here you go https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NkywIf4z4yc

>>35160603
>Glam metal
>Ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Yn6fR7CAD0

>>35160516
Oh, wow, great video. As soon as I started listening to it I was like "This guy is so edgy" "I wish I could be more like that." Srsly, that was top notch trolling. Every guy in a 10 mile radius must want to fuck your ass so hard. Just use a condom if you can cuz I would hate for you to get A. I. D. S. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmKHHdqwVes

>>35160669
Someone or myself. It's worth asking. I hope you normies have a good night.

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>>35160669
Easy, pic in previous pic (>>35159874)
I'm military my whole life

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>>35160627
That's the wrong answer.

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Guys she said she'd blow me if someone rolls dubs

>>35160672
We're watching right now. What the fuck is this shit

>>35160674
I agree. Glam metal fucking sucks.

>>35160702
Thanks anon. Hope you have a good night too.

>>35160736
She doesn't know why you're so mad at her

>"I'm sorry I'm not a horrible person. I'll try and work on that next time."

>>35160730
You didn't even go to HS? But seriously, you from the bubble?

>>35160737
>Glam metal fucking sucks.
The only acception I have is about half of Motley Crue.

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>>35160674
Glam metal my ass
metallica and the like have ruined the genre
More like PowerMetal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq9-TBMscSM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIWOLZ7s4jc

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>>35160772
But I never said I was mad at anyone.
I'm just aggressive towards anyone on this board.

>>35160737
It's the greatest show dont forget 50% speed

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>>35160772
Nah, i just moved a shitton, 14 different schools in 12 years

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>>35160775
She doesn't know who that is
>Despite the fact that she loves 80's music
What a plen

>>35160782
Why are you so aggressive?

>>35160791
Watching it during the succ

>>35160816
Holy shit, how did you end up in the ranch?

tell her you love her opie

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>>35160833
She smiled. And you rolled dubs. That means I get a blowie

Thanks dude

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>>35160779
>Thrash
>Killed the genre

Yeah those power ballads were the pinnacle of heavy metal.

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>>35160825
i didn't, the letters on the ring and the mention of CO led me straight to Ranch

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>>35160825
Because I have deep insecurities about how people view me, so I have to prove that I am not one to be fucked with.
It's mostly on this board though, everywhere else I am a normal person.

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>>35160852
Very good detective work anon

>>35160867
Oh. So you admit you're a....NORMIE!?

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>>35160844
Dude, metallica is the nirvana of metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7hZzWAeY0k

Look up mexic suger dancing

We're watching Inside Nana's House rn while she blows me.


This is so cash.

>>35160891
Link some.

>>35159522
Kill yourselves together. Romantically though, of course.

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>>35160880
I'm a friendless loner who hasn't had a meaningful social relationship with someone my age since the early half of middle school.

>>35160886
I never said Metallica was great but thrash definitely did not kill metal.

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>>35160908
After this blowjob

>>35160909
I'm sorry anon. I wish I knew how to help you

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>>35160951
Thrash is not metal, its auditory AIDS.

>>35160905
What do you thing of Anna's house?

>>35160978
It's amazing backgrounds to this bj.

I can't imagine watching this on acid. That'd be insane

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>>35160966
It's ok, I think someday I will change,
Maybe someone will fix me.

>>35161023
Take responsibilty, and work a cash register at a gas station part time, that shit will fix your problems fast

>>35160995
Harambe died on the habit for are crimes and he can forgives us just hang your self and all is forgiven

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>>35160969
>Thrash is not metal
And ballads and acoustics are?

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>>35161076
YOu Made ThE Claim to thrash BeING metal in the First Place.
METAL is ROCK ON STEROIDS WITH ODD

If I eat a golf ball and then shit it out over the hole does it count as a hole in one ????