>tfw asexual Am I destined to become a /r9k/ browsing

>asexual
Shut the fuck up. Tumblr is better suited for snowflakes like yourself.

>>35159717
>asexual
Nice meme my dude

>>35159717
Are you a boy, or a girl?

If you're a boy, you're destined to be alone forever. If you're a girl, so long as you let whoever you get into a relationship fuck you on occasion, you'll be fine.

>>35159717
>asexual
Not a thing but if it makes retards like you not reproduce them all the better

>>35159774
>>35159841
>>35159883
>>35159866
Eat a dick you bunch of faggots

>>35159717
Destined to kill yourself, you delusional faggot.

>>35159883
>>35159931
>>35160016
>>35159774
Getting THIS jealous over no sexual attraction.
You're just upset you're slaves to the pussy.

>>35159866
I'm asexual and in a relationship and we never have sex.
>>35159841

>>35159931
>SEETHING
Oregano suck my dick

>>35160045
If you're an asexual what is your purpose on this planet? You will never pass on your genes and may as well kill yourself desu

>>35160045
>being jealous
>of some fag who thinks he's special by not fucking
I don't look forward to sex in a relationship, but I don't call myself a special name for it, you whiny bitch.

Don't bother OP, this board is full of normies who have never suffered depression and don't understand life without a sex drive and regular sex with women

>>35160066
I'm not ruled by the animal desire to pass on my genes. I come here every day to preach the antinatalist message. I am D I S G U S T E D by those who """choose""" to reproduce.

>tfw demisexual

>>35159717
>asexual
Fuck off to Tumblr

>>35160124
I'm going to have 10 white children just for you fag

Just because you can't get laid doesn't mean you're asexual

>>35160107
I don't know how the fuck you stumbled in here, but by simply typing in the search bar you can find your way back to whatever pansy site you came from.

>>35160045
How'd you get into a relationship? Did you meet in rl or online?
>>35160066
I habe potential to be successful in life, what about you?
>>35160107
I'll be sure to take that to heart and not become a regular

>>35160168
Fucking animals. You deserve to burn in your bed.

>>35160189
We met on okcupid and we lived one town apart and had a 99% match. we live together now.

>>35160189
Both of you browse 4chan, and the /r9k/ board no less.
You're both destined for failure.

>>35160177
I think you're the one who needs to fuck off, norman

>>35160216
That sounds great, good luck to you anon!
>>35160226
I just came on here today, check it faggot

>>35159717
>calling yourself asexual
>posting /r9k/
Sounds like you're already a /r9k/ browsing autist to me.

>>35159717
>Am I destined to become a /r9k/ browsing autist like you guys?

>35160045
>I'm asexual and in a relationship and we never have sex.


>In a relationship
>Like us.
Return when you have lost your ability to fall in love.
Or when you never had one.

You have it easy.

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>>35159717
>asexual
you're a bigger cuck than Star is

>>35160368
Jokes on you, I'm a bigger cuck than star because I get all my guy friends dates in order to cock block our friendship from developing into something more so I don't get hurt by having my sexuallity cock block them later on, making it appear as if I have some sort of power over the situation
>tfw Star vs literally fallows my life

>>35160474
wow you're Pearl cuck tier.
If you really are asexual that's rough, anon. I hope you find happiness.

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DUDE l'M A GIRL LMAO

>>35159717
>Asexual
So too cowardly to get women or hunt sweet man ass.

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>>35160547
That's bot even the half of it. I'm just going to use the characters names for this story time.
>Push friendship with Marco over a few months
>Marco talks to me about long time crush Jackie
>but he also has a crush on new mystery girl
>mystery girl obviously me
>tfw asexual so encourage him to go after Jackie
>Marco and Jackie hook up and stay together thanks to my constant advice for Marco
>year later Marco talks to me about how getting with Jackie was weird because he also had a thing for new mystery girl and Jackie told him if he had a thing for mystery girl he should go after her
>the fuck he forgot that he came to me right after telling me the Jackie told him to go for mystery girl and I said Jackie obviously likes him so he went back and got a date that day
>ask him if he remembers having that conversation with me
>Marco looks at me and remembers saying "that's so weird"
>what's weird Marco?
>"nothing..."
Low key I've sabotaged all my chances with him over the years. I remember him getting really attracted to me for a few months one time and I had to fight myself to not seduce him because I have to much respect for him and other peoples relationships. I'm literally the cuck queen when it comes to these things.

>>35160980
You're not asexual. And you're not a cuck either. You're trying to fit in.