>be me
>at the supermarket
>see this fucking manlet
>he legit must've been 5'11
>looked like a legit fucking dwarf
>was reaching for a can on the bottom fucking shelf but was too short to reach
>stifling my laughter i asked if he needed any help
>as i casually grab the can for him he says "gee whiz, how did you get so tall?"
>stifling laughter once again I say "well, i always eat my vegetables"
>he ponders this and than thanks me for getting the can before walking off
>a little later i turn a corner
>HE'S ONLY IN THE FUCKING VEGETABLE ISLE FILLING HIS CART
>at this point it's taking all my power not to explode with laughter
>he fucking turns to me and gives the smallest thumbs up i ever saw
>at this point i just fucking bolted and fell about in hysterics
Fucking manlets. Is there anything more pathetic? if you're under 6ft you should be euthanised.
Then again I am almost 6'4 and I've never gotten laid. Being tall does not help if you are autistic and ugly.
I'm sorry mate but I'm 6'2" and I don't appreciate seeing tallfag brethren doing this to the shorter folks. Guys, if you're like shorter than 5'11", you aren't necessarily short. Just make sure to target a girl who is atleast a bit shorter than you, and like 75% of them are decently shorter than the average male height. There's nothing to worry about if you're a
>manlet.
>5'9
>have a qt.3.14 gf
>been together for 3 years
Feels good.
>at payless getting some new sketchers with mom
>see this ugly fucking manlet with his mom
>had enough of his pathetic-ness ruining my outing with mommy
>go up to him and call him a worthless manlet who'll never get laid
>dude is so retarded he just looks at me speechless
>his mom comes up and starts to yell
>STOP SCREAMING AT MY 4 YEAR OLD WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU
>my mom gets angry, we leave without any new sketchers
fucking manlets, when will they learn
>>35202495
Legit lol'd
Orginailalalo
>>35202495
I lol'd ryhe5ar5ey5ey
>>35202384
He's being humourous you autismo
>>35202495
Kekked
>>35202495
funny shit anon.
manlets BTFO
>>35202429
How did you fall for OP's bait?
>>35202384
This is not very well written, tbqh. I mean, you usually go for the 5'8 guys. They are the most insecure.
Friendly reminder, manlets:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCa0_4KvdAA
>tfw 6'4 lanklet
how do you guys manage to build mass
It's literally impossible for me
>>35202955
Eat more.
inb4 "I already eat enough!"
No you don't. Count your fucking calories with MyFitnessPal.
>>35202439
good on you my man
orign
>>35202955
Eat 500-1000 calories over 2500 and work out. Any fat that would be gained will go into muscle mass.