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>Be me a year ago >Parents basically force me to not be

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>Be me a year ago
>Parents basically force me to not be a NEET anymore
>Gives me ultimatum. If I don't land a job in 2 months I will be kicked out
>Panic, go to every store of any kind in a huge radius, dropping a poorly put together 'CV'
>Do my best to be normie like during all of this. Put on plain color t-shirt, jeans, and wear a cap since I have no idea how to do hair
>Manage to land job in a retail store
>Full-time
>Job is pretty chill. No one there knows me, its like a second beginning.
>Generally just talk with coworkers the best I can. Do my best to be nice.
>Every time I'm awkward I just own it instead of trying to excuse it.
>A year of this goes on.
>During christmas, there is a store christmas dinner in town
>Go with, because why not. Im not hated by these people.
>As the night goes on, I realize I am not excluded or the butt of all the jokes.
>My coworkers like me
>My parents are proud I have a full time job
>I feel like I have my shit together
I think I have started the slow climb to normiedom.
Wish me luck
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>>35235100
Good luck froggo-kun
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Good for you OP but

NORMIE GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>Even the smartest humans will never even come close to learning even 0.1% of all accumulated human knowledge
>With this in mind it is foolish to be arrogant to your own perceived intellectual nihilism.
>Compared to god (Infinite intelligence) we are mindless drones. When we keep this in mind we become more humble and more confident, as the difference in skill, intellect and looks between humans is made irrelevent when compared to the greatness of god and his planet.

Bow down to the earth, pray for the people, say to the people "I am a sinner!", and god will forgive you for any transgressions you have ever made.

For gods forgiveness is infinite.
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>>35235252
His punishment is infinite too. Hail satan.
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good luck opie. i wish you all the best.

get your own place and a gf and you've pretty much made it
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>>35235252

Your reasoning is wrong, but your point is right. Normiedom is natural and it is silly to hate them.
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>>35235351
You're right, actually.
Still, I have no idea how to get a gf. I feel like it'd be a good idea to just socialize more with guys and such until I am not incredibly socially retarded anymore.
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>>35235100
Once you get your own place that's it.

Godspeed, my friend.
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>>35235100
Go for it anon.
Bloxregano
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>>35235100
R.I.P anon. Died of normieness
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>>35235100
Come back after a few years in retail, you'll want to die more than when you were a neet
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>>35235100
Good luck, OP. But screw those well meaning individuals who tell you to get a GF.

Don't. It's a fucking meme that will make your life miserable.

Just to be clear: I am not telling you not to have a GF. Just don't fucking _get_ a GF. Getting a GF puts you in a very bad negotiating position, pretty much destined to become a beta provider.

TLDR: Don't rush things.
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>>35235184
Had a good kek, thanks anon, have a good one (you)
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>>35235100
don't forget to cut all contact with your parents after you're done establishing yourself and ignoring all their calls so they can wallow away in self-pity their old years

and make sure you don't get grandchildren and / or they never see them

what goes around comes around
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>>35235100
Godspeed you fuckin normal scum
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Great job, you magnificent bastard!

Your next step is to start reading mr money moustache blog. Work hard, get free
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>>35235100
Did you thank your parents for getting you out of that mess yet? If not, do so, and good luck in the real world kid.
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>>35235100
stop interacting with your parents. Pay them rent and refuse to acknowledge the blood relation, nothing is free. They pushed you to normalise, now cut them out from your success
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>>35235100
I was briefly neet after graduating and thought that getting a job would at least be a positive change but I'm still a massive failure even now that I'm working and my parents must be disappointed in how pitiful my salary is. I'm already dreading the inevitable search for my next job.
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>>35235100
If you continue treading this path, the secrets known only by the most powerful wizards will forever be lost to you.

Is this truly worth it, my dear anon?
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>>35235100
Goodluck son, may kek be with you; till you're a normie at least
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>>35239821
You can never leave 4chan, you're here forever
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>>35235100
This is how i hoped it would be at my job but no such luck.
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>>35235321
Satan is just a construct created by misguided people who failed to see the bigger picture in god's plan and mistook his deeds for evil
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>>35240116
No sir, pure good cannot exist without pure evil and vice versa
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>>35235100
That's cool and all, OP. Hope you continue to be happy tbqh.
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>>35235100
good luck my frinde
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>>35235100
>Being glad that you're becoming a wageslave "normie"
lmao
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