Tfw no sweaty bf to let me lick off the musk and dirt from him

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>tfw came back from my workout and still haven't showered
You should get under my desk and atleast licky dick clean.

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>>35260025
Oh my goodness, I'd love to. I'd tug at your pants and rub your thick, musky cock on my face to savor the delicious scent before covering it in my drool...

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Such a romantic exchange.

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>>35260148
you're just jeaIous

>>35259861
>tfw I would love to have someone like this
>tfw im very fat
>tfw no cute sub boy who wants to get dominated by a fat man

>>35259861
Okay, fine, I'll bite, I want an anon like you.

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>>35260148
>I'm in an OC
My dick, thanks for doing this anon, this is the only sexual thing I need.

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I'm in love with the thought of rimming an anon, swirling my tongue along his cute butt while using my hands to stroke and tease him..

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>>35260403
>tfw no original bf/gf.

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>>35260432
Hmm.... that sounds appealing. Pervert.

>>35260198
How fat are you are we talking homoooo

>>35260198
i would dominate your juicy sushi hole.

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>tfw steam bf
>he's insanely dorky
>we're gonna meet up soon to snuggle irl

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>tfw in bed talking about lewd stuff with other boys while touching myself

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>>35261034
Why are you so lewd senpai?

>tfw thread killer if i type

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>>35262390
I'll stay with you here anon

>everyone can get someone but me

>>35262423
you can have me instead

moshi moshi
mooch mooch
hoot hoot

>>35262450
are you into facesitting?

>>35262529
i'm into you anon

>>35262529
Giving or recieving?
Either way yes.

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>>35262295
I'm not lewd, I'm just shitposting. I swear.

>>35262423
i'll fuck you in the butthole and cum insid eof you

>tfw no gf (male) to eat their ass out after another man came inside

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>>35262966
Are you sure? You better not be lying to me senpai Nounny

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>>35263285
Tsk, of course I'm not lying. I'm pure.

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>>35263393
If you're pure then why don't you accept my innocent love?

Horo-post with me~

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>>35263452
Better luck with the next anime poster. Also fine I'll holopost I suppose.

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>>35263489
Good~

What are you up to senpai?

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>>35263521
Nothing much. Just listening to some music while looking for a new anime to watch. What about you.

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>>35263541
That sounds very lovely and comfortable~

Are you looking for a specific genre? Perhaps I could be of useee~

>Me
I'm waiting for my Nounny to tell me how he really feels about me

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>>35263595
Hmm, looking for something dramatic. I've seen a lot of anime. Ignore the ratings. They mean nothing.

https://myanimelist.net/animelist/underscore21

>I'm waiting for my Nounny to tell me how he really feels about me

I think you're nice and all but that's it! We don't even know each other.

>>35259861
>>35260082

Fuck i wish this is how real girls were like! I sweat like a hog, this is a big problem. I sweat for no reason.

Too bad it's definitely a guy Eks Dee

>>35261807
Pretty fat, 350lbs. Technically obese I think, but I'm not immobile or with a micro dick or anything.

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>>35263839
No one is like this, these are fetishes 90% of people only like in 2d form.
Including gross weebos in here that somehow think they'd love to rim dirty buttholes in real life.

>>35263933
All the weebs on here are prision gay betas who would kill for a girl desu

>>35260025
>You should get under my desk and atleast licky dick clean.
the thought of doing this made my dick expand to be honest

>>35259861
i haven't showered in weeks you can lick the flaky skin off my dick