>about to order a pizza for the second day in a row guys

Dude who cares what he thinks

second of all why would he ever think that?

>>35259798
Yea probably. You're fucked

Idk why you would order 2 pizzas in one fucking day you fat shit
if anything go pick it up and its cheaper

the big pizza companies fuck you with delivery fees and their prizes are inflated as fuck

Actual delivery boy here. None of us give a fuck, and none of us are able to judge others in the first place, because we're fucking delivery boys. If anything, I'm the one worried about fucking normies judging me for being a delivery boy.

Just be moderately polite when you answer the door.

>>35259798
>Caring about others

What are you a normie or something?

>>35259798
I had frozen pizza for dinner 3 nights in a row.

I'm ordering pizza hut tonight to celebrate my birthday

Diet starts tomorrow!

>>35259798
Yes. Everyone already thinks you're a freak so why would the pizza guy think any different? Enjoy your bump

>>35259798
Just order from a different chain this time.

Who posts this thread almost every day?
What is the objective?
Tell me.

>>35259902
>Diet starts tomorrow!
Said everyone ever
Start with small shit like stop drinking soda

>>35259798
Everyone knows buying frozen pizzas in bulk is the real redpill.
>No conversation
>cheaper
>faster

>>35259798
He delivers pizza for a living. You really think he gives a fuck?

Not this unoriginal post again.

>>35259921
Soda is the last thing in my life I truly enjoy.

I am going to eat less, though.

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op here

the pizza just came guys it wasn't so bad

he just said "enjoy mate see you later"

>>35259798
not at all bro nothing strange about that , one time i literally ordered pizza 3 times in a day , they were all large , i wanted to order the fourth time but i was nervous and i ordered dominos instead of pizzahut

why even bother if ur not going to suck his dick

>>35260026
>>>/b/

original comment original original

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>>35259983
You have a friend now! Time to leave the board. Cheers normbro always knew you would make it :^)

>>35259983
is this a weird shill campaign? who do you work for?
joint advertising venture for the big 3 pizzafags?
ANSWER ME

>>35259928
>Tastes like greasy cardboard

mmm poverty

>>35259798
>about to post the same thread for the fiteenth day in a row
>guys im nervous as fuck
>what if the lurkers are the same??
>will they think im a spammer?

Remember to sage and hide these cancerous and unoriginal threads.

>>35259798
So what if its the same guy? So long as you're not a shitty tipper, he isn't gonna care. You got nothing to worry about.

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>>35259798
Are you retarded?

Order online. Pre-pay tip.

Put note on door that says
>pizza guy: i'm in the shower, please leave pizza on the doormat

As soon as you hear him drive away, get pizza.

Z E R O human interaction. Been doing this for months since I figured it out. (I don't always put that I'm in the shower, but like every 3rd time.)

>>35261358
Holy shit dude. If you never answer the door don't you think that they caught on? In which case it would be pointless to make excuses about your absence no?

>>35259798
Who cares he's a fucking delivery boy, his life is probably not much better

>>35259798
I work in a pizza place and unless you order 4 times a week every week for 6 months we will not remember you.

>>35261550
Maybe they caught on, but since I never have to see or talk to them it's pretty irrelevant.

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>>35261746
I just don't see the point in you maiing excuses in that case