>be me >going to gamestop >6 miles away >As an athletic

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>be me
>going to gamestop
>6 miles away
>As an athletic guy, I decide to skate there on my ripstick
>turn on favorite jrock bands and leave
>hate going outside
>harems of girls ages 14-19 always swarm me when they see my trench coat
>3.14 miles into venture, 4 girls dressed entirely in Japanese Gothic lolita approach me
>"Anon senpai can we touch your trench coat and stroke your beard?"
>pretend I can't hear
>they don't know
>but I know
>continue skating to gamestop
>Naruto 7th opening blaring in my ear
>lolis in hot pursuit
>"anon-chan come back!"
>but it's too late
>I'm ripping the stick too fast
>Enter Gamestop, cowboy style
>Find and take Maid Warriors 2 to checkout
>Suddenly a clean shaven douchebag walks in wearing a T-shirt and jeans
>I know something's wrong
>Nobody can be dressed that well and not be a douche
>He pulls out a gun
>"THIS IS A STICK UP"
>The qt clerk screams
>Calmly finish checking out game, leaving the money on the counter
>"DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME?! YOU'RE BEING ROBBED" he screams while waving the gun behind my head
>I snicker before I expertly teleport behind him
>Astonished, he whirls around to face me
>Before he can pull the trigger, he meets my gaze, parylzing him with fear
>"yu-yurushte senpai"
>but it's too late
>I jump into the air and release a backwards round house kick directly into his jugular, disintegrating him instantly
>clerk is still cowering in fear
>stare directly at her
>call nimbus
>wink
>fly off into the sunset

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