>when mummy says she is getting pizza and comes home with

>>35336358
>Implying Little Ceaser's isn't NEET tier pizza

>>35336358
>mom keeps getting Little Caesars because they're cheap
THEY ALSO TASTE LIKE SHIT QUIT BUYING THEM YOU WHOOOOOOORE

>>35336358
>when mommy makes hamburgies instead of chicken tendies for lunch

>>35336391
>implying it's not cause she's fucking the Little Caesars employee

>when you hear the garage door open and know mummy will be inside in under a minute and have to scramble to close all porn on computer, put her that you were wearing away, find clothes to wear, and open a book to act like you were reading
>she comes in and asks if you've had any luck with job hunt yet, and when you are planning on getting back into uni
REE

>>35336699
>>she comes in and asks if you've had any luck with job hunt yet

Well, have you?

Little Caesars is fucking garbage and always has been.

>Hey want a hot'n'ready? We made it fresh*
>*4 hours ago and then put it under a heat lamp

My sister used to work there and would bring it home constantly. Fridge wall full of it and it made me ill to look at

my younger siblings also seem to adore the crazy bread. It tastes awful, cheap dough to accompany cheap pizza

>>35336358
I would do anything for my mom to get little ceasars but my mom is an alcoholic and only gets food off a delivery truck that sells processed frozen crap you prepare by microwave

But it's okay because we're also poor as fuck live in the shittiest climate and I was given 0 opprotunity to escape