>have extremely large cock
>look beautiful, girls tell me I should model
>6'1"
>hilarious, can always make people laugh, often told I would make a good comedian
>humble and empathetic
>math major from an Ivy league school with 325k starting at an insurance company
>too intelligent to make friends or date women
Release me from this hell. My intellect is too intimidating, often I envy people who are dumber.
Nice original fanfic
>>35358214
>extremely large cock
Post stats.
inb4 "I think it's at least 10 inches long, don't know the circumference"
>>35358214
Post Dick and Face
>>35358214
*snff snif*
someting smels liek bulshit ere ohh-pee
>>35358214
Wow, I know millions of guys like you online!
I'm one too! We should start a support group!
>>35358214
325k starting at a insurance company. No red flags here