I had sex with a boat today. I know probably not a big deal

>>35364573
i am seriously considering fucking my dog

i have been exclusively watching zoo porn

>>35364573
And from this day hence, OP was forever known as Tugboat Willy

>>35364847
I couldn't do that. I love my dog and I would feel so guilty if I hurt him or he looked at me differently.

I had sex with I believe the muffler of the boat. It was like a metal pipe with a silicone fitting to make it narrower. It was a good size and I had been eyeing it for a while. i tried last week but without lubricant is was uncomfortable.

You should leave your dog alone and find a boat. It was pretty good really.

Do you own the boat?

I had sex with a nigger once.

Something something Proud Mary
something something witty quip about boatsex

>>35364847
If you do I will hunt you down, and I will kill you

>>35365009
i wanna die

orginao

>>35364937
No. I live in the countryside and found it while walking through one of the woodland trails.

I think it belongs to the farm close by. Every time I visit it, it's in the same spot and seems to have been unmoved.

Further elaborate, OP. How did you do it? Describe what happened in detail. Also is the OP pic the boat in question?