Does Squidward get pussy?

I think he just start their arms with his cum arm.

No, he's a robot, or possibly a squid

>>35364841
No, he spent all his time complaining about other people around him and how stupid everyone is. Kind of like the people on here, hmmmmmmmmmm.

>>35364841
squidward is a gay sub, he got dick on the reg

>>35364891
He'd literally be /our squid/ if he wasn't a wagecuck

>>35364841
Does Spongebob get any pussy from Sandy or are they just strictly platonic friends?

Or do Spongebob and Patrick engage in lewd activities on the side?

I'd like to think Squidward once got pussy back in the day, considering he's like what, in his 30s or something?

But he hasn't got any tentacle or fin in a long long time.

>>35364841

Interesting story. The first time in my life I ever heard was a homosexual was, was while watching SpongeBob with my dad. My dad saw Squidward for a few episodes and he said "that is one flaming faggot."

>>35364923
Patrick is the NEET
Squidward is the typical wagecuck
SpongeBob is a good goy normie
Mr Krabs is a kike
Plankton is an evolved robot with a virtual waifu