I'll give 1 rare pepe for the first robot to tell me the

>>35452178
I'll tell you a decent method way to die but please know that there's a lot in life to look forward to and that more then half of people who survived suicide attempts immediately regretted it during the attempt and wanted to live.

>go to nearest lake or pond
(At night would be the best so no one sees)
>submerge self and wait to die

Drowning isn't a bad method.

>>35452178
bullet to the head is pretty much a guarantee op

>>35452178
>without the use of illegal objects.
Where do you live faggot. Shotgun ain't illegal in countries that aren't garbage.

>>35452178
Google "Suicide Bag" finding an inert gas (like helium or nitrogen) is super cheap, legal, and easy. You'll die painlessly, without panic, just relaxing and listening to music until you passout.

This is by far the best method, so I expect a very rare and high quality pepe.

>>35452227
I used to think this was good but lakes are so nasty; full of mud, sludge, moss, and creatures that I can't imagine going through with it.

>>35452227
It's not quick enough anon

>>35452242
>without the use of illegal objects.

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>>35452276
get a low quality pepe because you suck

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>>35452276
Take this very rare pepe

>>35452616
>>35452648
such shitty pepes

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>>35452709
sorry anon

organic oregano

>>35452276
it will take too long

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>>35452616
>>35452648
Man, what are these, pepes for ants? I trusted you, OP. :(

>>35452773
The fuck? No it won't. It takes minutes and you can fucking browse 4chan casually while you do it without panicking or anything. Would you really prefer shattering every bone in your body jumping from somewhere really high or dying in absolute panic and filth drowning?

>>35452589
I have 50 guns and I haven't broken a law faggot

jumping off a very tall building or structure like a ferris wheel

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>>35452178
Put an electric chainsaw on a timer, prop it up over your neck and take a bunch of drugs. Livestream it.

>>35452178
plastic bag over head