>ywn be a teenager in the 50s

>>35452055
That would be a drag but getting their job and financial opportunities and actually being able retire in a nice house would sure be nice.

>>35452055
>get fucked by chad left and right only no SJW shit to shave you now
>no vidya or 2D waifus to keep you sane
>get drafted and sent to nam sometime in your late 20's which would be the only redeeming factor in your life if you survive
Get fucked OP.

Imagine all the questions people had then that they couldn't have answered without the web. Sad.

well you're a teenager, just pretend it's the 50s

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>ywn get drafted and fight gooks for your country with your best bros

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>>35452055
>be cut
>be christian
>eat really unhealthy food
>probably are forced to risk your life your health your sanity fighting gooks in some shithole
>get lobotomized when you come back with trauma
>trauma doesn't exist for the people back than "just man up!"
>no advanced modern medicine
>bad teeth if you neglect them while you're young
>Mk-Ultra and the like
>even more toxic air in the city
>no shaved women
>can't be homosexual or without getting shot
>can't be black without getting hanged
>can't be a woman without getting beaten by your husband/father
>can't go to college without being genius or rich
>can't do ANYTHING without being exposed to cigarette smoke all the time
>the stereotype of the quite shy nerd who is constantly tortured by chad actually exists, and it's you

>>35452367
This fucking cuck

>>35452367
Cuck retard.

Though you have a good point about the pubes.

>>35452367
>can't be homosexual or without getting shot
>can't be black without getting hanged
>can't be a woman without getting beaten by your husband/father

Sounds great

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>>35452367
>No shaved women
That's a good thing.

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>>35452055
l know that feeling bro

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>>35452887
thad feelerino

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>>35452354
>tfw a qt will never paint your plane

>tfw Jimmy is dancing The Stroll with Betty Lou at the sock hop

>>35452946
>tfw no steady baby to take to the "Better Dead Than Red" rally

The societal factors back then would've meant I would'nt have autism and other defects. My mom wouldn't have reproduced at 38. I think. If my life was worse then it is now I would simply be dead. Sounds nice. Would be a smoker that's a good trade off.

>>35453105
I probably wouldn't be fat because no one was.

>>35452916
is that retro agatha?

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>>35452136
>no vidya or 2D waifus to keep you sane