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>moved out of mummy's house 6 months ago
>still NEET but mummy wants me to be independent
>yesterday
>woke up with slight toothache
>epiphany.dmp
>it all came back to me in that moment
>tooth..
>..toothbrush
>holy eureka
>realize I can't remember the last time I brushed my teeth
>go looking for my toothbrush
>find it behind the washing machine
>must have vibrated off somehow
>desperately call mummy to make a dentist appointment for me
>IT IS AN EMERGENCY MUMMY! NOW FOR GODS SAKE
>go in this morning
>'good news anon no cavities just a lot of plaque, say how often do you brush?'
>maybe idk, maybe 2 months ago.. maybe 3
>'tut tut no good anon, you oughtta brush twice a day, try to remember now..'
>I will mr dentist I will
Its all mummy's fault, who knew taking care of yourself would be so hard.
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>>35519632
>Be me
>Be 23
>Have been brushing my teeth 2 times a day for 5 mins each for as long as I can remember
>teeth are completely shit.
>I have 2 fake teeth and fillings in all the others.
>Gums are receding everywhere
>MFW dentist tells me to just brush better.......
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>>35519746
You're brushing too often and too hard. You're scrubbing the enamel off your teeth and you're pushing your gums back with brushing.Basically, you fell the dentists' tricks. They made up toothbrushes and dental hygiene as a way to make people fuck up their teeth and guarantee an infinite source of business for themselves.
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>be 31
>haven't been to a dentist since I was 22
>brush and floss everyday
>no tooth pain ever
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>>35519746
Are you using soft bristled toothbrushes? The other kinds are worse for your teeth.
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