>"Well, look who finally decided to join us. You know,

>tilt head down and to the right
>light-hearted halfsmile
>cough that you turn into a chuckle
>"yeah, I'll watch out for that"
>Hold in tears

>well you spend so much time fucking whores you might catch a sex virus!!
>*run away*

>suck my dick grandpa

Then grab a drink and leave.

It's not difficult guys.

>>35528082
>i'd like everyone to meet my son, anon

>>35528082
*throws masturbation sock on their food and tells them to fuck off*

You people do it all wrong.

If you are the first one down waiting, and are generally polite and friendly, and inundate your older family members with pointless trivia you learned on wikipedia, they'll enjoy being around you and think you're smart.

Then you don't have to deal with this, just the knowledge that they have unrealistic expectations of you that you'll never fulfill.

source: me

>"okay then"
>grab a bread roll and go back into my room

>>35528258
>not having given up already and beating yourself up with their jokes like some emotional S&M

>"good one grandma"
>sit down
>demand that people pass you the delicious food
>pour yourself a bigass chalice-full of wine
>manspread while feasting like a king

>>35528130
First post most realistic post.