My dad just texted me asking me if he could use my iPad to search

>>35528261
just tell him no

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>>35528365
How? Then he'll be suspicious. He just texted me "hello?" AHHHHHH

>>34428261 (OP)
well unless you search "Nigger porn" or something similar that begins with 'n' then you should be fine to tell hime to go to safari and type "NCAA brackets".

>>35528261
call him a fag for caring about professional sports which are all fixed. its been proven

>>35528488
>NCAA
>professional sports

>>35528431
I most likely have some kind of fucked up searches that I might of made when I first got it and was fucking around. I'll tell him to use safari

tell him it has a virus or that you dropped it in a poo filled toilet

clean your interner browse history.

chroot into an empty instance of your os

>>35528488
your retardation is proven as well so what's your point?

>>35528718
What?
Ubtyukcdwtjbfdaw

>>35528410
"I don't want you to see the weird porn I'm into, daddy-o"

Download chrome and hide safari somewhere

Problem solved

>>35528792
you can change root in most unix based OS (including the iPad OS). i'm saying you should install something there and change root into it, so he won't find anything. I think it's not possible to install iOS though... you may attempt to install a unix in there and connect to it via an x11 client, just lock your dad into the program

>>35528261
Just tell him it's charging. While you're stalling, pull up the page he's looking for and then tell him he can use it.