I need a valid reason why you haven't joined the military.

>>35567327
Autistic canadian values I don't want to fight for. Might join the french expeditionary corp tho

I am in my late twenties, physically and mentally ill.

I want to prove to people that I wasn't the retard that I gave the impression at school I was.

So I'm trying to create something/go into entrepreneurship.

They'll see me joining the military as a last resort for not being good for anything.

Antidepressant cocktail i have to take every morning

>>35567327
I don't want to drop dead for politicians.

Not being an absolute retard should be enough of one

I did join, and got kicked out for not being a normie Chad

>>35567327
They don't take guys with one leg. Found that out the hard way

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>>35567327

I can't swim. I'm pretty sure the military requires some kind of swimming

If I could swim I would've joined years ago

t. Australian

Way too old for sure.
And I already have a job

>>35567535
How in the fuck do you live in Australia but can't swim
What the fuck is wrong with you cunt

Mentally ill brosef Josef

>>35567327
Anemic autist not enthusiastic about dying for a country that lies to it's own people

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>>35567604

I don't go outside, I hate sunlight and the beach makes me want to kill myself.

I also don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

I told them I had problems sleeping every once in a while and they rejected me. They have fairly high standards here.

My eyesight is too bad

>>35567327
Italian military is shit also while I do exercise everyday my coordination skills are subpair and my sight is pretty bad

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>>35567327
Too many volunteers exist.
The waiting time is literally years

>>35567327
I was an armed combatant in foreign military as a child. The US marines rejected me for this.

>>35567327
I'm a beta, you faggot.

I'm disabled. I get free healthcare and everything it's a pretty good deal.

>>35567327
i'd have no problem joining if military wasn't full of hilbillies. also this >>35567458

>What's your excuse?

I'm fat, lazy, and don't like the idea of eventually being shot at.

I'm not allowed to. Too short, and very thin because of digestive disorders.