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>>35569728
dat granny hair

hahahahaha

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>>35569728

Normie shills invading this board.

WHY?!

I'm pure, yes :)

>>35569728
So are you going to post a source or just spam this every time it gets deleted?

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>>35569886
maryjane auryn

now go fap instead of having sex you virgin

>had sex last saturday
>all these virgins
>mfw

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About two months ago. It wasn't fun, but I did it for free drugs.

>>35569728
Im a virgin and such a sut-in NEET I'm probably going to die a virgin. At least I'll never get an STD. feelsgoodman

I let some dude violate my mouth like a year ago.

Then I freaked out about AIDS and stopped

Does that count?

>>35570634
Did u get checked out?

>>35570584
What the fuck why woukld you do that?

>>35570694
I was broke from buying too many drugs. It's not like it was the first time I did it.

>>35570658
No. I'm sort of hoping I do have it and that it'll kill me, or at least do a significant amount of organ damage before I get too scared and do something about it. I'm not planning on doing anything sexual with anyone so I figure it's alright.

>>35569728
Fucked my fat cousin about 4 years ago

>>35569728
Yesterday.

Also that bitch looks fucking ridiculous lol.

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>>35570766
The majority of people on this board will NEVER experience this

>>35569728
Like 2 years ago.
I don't even like sex. I actually hate it.

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>>35569766
>he doesn't know about sex hair

About four months ago. 2 months left until I have sex again. I'm in a relationship and we live together and neither of us have a sex drive but every six to 10 months we do it for bonding purposes.

>>35569728
>WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD SEX?
T O D A Y
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>>35569728
Yesterday after noon actually.

>>35569728
December 2015.
She gave me genital warts on purpose.

>>35570853
>I don't even like sex.
Same here. Maybe I've just never had good sex but it doesn't seem worth it.

Normie containment thread?

I've never done sex, but I really want to!!!

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>>35570809
Have fun getting the fuck off my board you normie cunts

>>35570879
She has the same hair in all the porn I've seen her in, she just has nappy hair, which I think is weird for a white girl. Maybe she's Portuguese.

>>35570940
That's just fucking nasty, hope you ditched her.

>>35570958
You asked i'v answerd.

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>>35569728
Did you even try, OP? Did you even try?

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>you will never experience this
why even live?

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>>35571032
>STOP IT GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35570964
yes I did. She was a puerto rican and she modeled in a playboy college issue in 2006.
I should have never had sex with her, but I was horny and lonely.
I burned the coal, now I must pay the toll.

Got a pity fuck from a mentally ill stacy i met on here 5 months and 3 days ago.

It was my virginity but she really did a good job so im good until I die I think.

>>35571082
how do you make this happen? Asking for a friend

>>35570634
You cant get AIDS from sperm in your mouth unless your mouth is widely cut open

> WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD SEX?

This morning

>>35571142
It's bait dude. You think anybody ever met anybody else outside of a group meet-up

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>>35571019
It works tho lol

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I got drunk and tried to fuck this 4/10 at a houseparty, but I couldnt get hard and just felt disgusted the entire time. Probably just going to stick to jerking off as I dont feel a need lose my v card

>>35571186
Applause* my nigga

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>>35569728
Saturday, with my loving girlfriend who also bakes.

>>35569728
NEVER. PURE AS THE WHITE SNOW M8

cept for that one time I got a blowy

>>35571154
I know, but I brushed my teeth beforehand so maybe I had one.

I really enjoyed sucking dick but hookups are super degenerate and I have no possibility of ever getting a bf so this is for the best

>>35571207
Fuck you man, you are the worst type of normie

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>>35569728
Had pitysex with my ex like 8 months ago. Feelsgood/badman

>>35570832
Good, she's ugly

>>35569728
ugh she looks like a fuckin moron

>>35569728
Monday morning

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>>35569766
SHIT TASTE maryjane is pure

>>35569728
about 3 hours ago no lie

Saving my virginity for marriage so I can get dat happy marriage and happy life

I've fooled around before and while it's exciting I don't think I would trade that for what my GF provides me with

>>35572779
haha sure you do buddy

>>35570853
Is it weird I prefer foreplay to actual sex

I am a virgin and i would rfuse sex even if naked woman would ask me for it. Don't believe me? Buy me a ticket to your place and find out.

>>35573339
Everyone feels the same. You don't know the meme that sex is always shit?

>>35573359
Only ever done it Twice and I was having a great time until it went into actual sex and it ruined everything. I didnt know it was a meme

>>35573440
I was young when I did the first time and then I stopped caring about relationships at all as well. Never did it again ever since and lately I've been realizing that the actual act of sex to cum and move on its pretty shit, knowing this just from fapping.

Never. I don't know if I will. This post won't stand out among the rest, but I really don't know if I'll ever have any. Sometimes I'll feel like I'm making the right move with the girl I'm interested in, but them something will happen and I'll feel like I'm right back at square one. I don't think there's hope for me to be honest. Every day ot feels like my chances are getting smaller and smaller. I wish I didn't even want it at this point. It's more of an annoyance than anything else, really.

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There's a better chance I'll preform open heart surgery than lose my virginity.

>>35573541
Me and my girlfriend are nymphos. We love everything about sex. All the dirtiness and work.

>>35569728
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>>35571207
I like coming here to remind myself that life is not fair, nor will it ever be.
Its not something that I ever forget, but sometimes its not in the forefront of my mind.

>>35569728
>i am sexcrazed animal the post

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>>35569728
Face looks like female Shia Labeouf

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Last Thursday with my gf

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>>35569728
had sex yesterday my dude
with my girlfriend who is also fat
take what you can get

2 days ago with my left hand

What's this bitch's name

>>35574198
maryjane auryn now fuck ofdf

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>last time i had sex
6 or 7 mins ago with a lady that lives a couple doors down, AMA

>>35574695
Is that you? I don't belive you, permavirgin

>>35570832
The majority of people everywhere, you mean.

>>35574766
Almost everyone has sex beside you, only 1 percent die a virgin.

>>35574789
Oh, I thought he meant sex with a woman that hot. Yeah, lots of ugly people will fuck each other, I agree.

Uh about a month ago.

>>35569728
This morning around 1-2 am

>>35573759
>Me and my girlfriend are nymphos
Spotted the cuck

>>35571187
I met a 6'6 transexual that tried to get me to watch an anime about rape after a death grips concert once

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>>35574902
I'm sorry, but I believe you are in the wrong place. Perhaps you somehow got here in your way to Facebook, Twitter, or Tumblr.

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>>35575055
>he took the time to reply to all of these posts

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>>35575108
Yes, and? All it takes is clicking the post number.
Are you sex-obsessed normies so mentally-disabled that you find clicking numbers to be impressive or something?

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>>35575191
>he replied to my post again

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>>35575220
>he replied back

last week and im gonna be at my gfs all weekend. wew laddy. good times. LOL JK IT IS BORING AS SHIT

>>35575271
Kill her and kill yourself, normalfaggot scum.

>>35575290
sry to TRIGGER U little boi... but its how the world is... u gotta do shit u dont wanna do........

>>35575403
Why are you typing like that?
Are you alright?
Do you have water on the brain?

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This is Teehee's thread, now. Everybody else can leave.