/britfeel/

>>35569293
The Nazifags of /r9k/ are shitting on us again lads.

>inb4 that goodfellas spam

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>>35569293
>Opal Fruits
Much better name. Starburst just sounds like a chocolate bar.

>>35569365
Post PSN lad.

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Got my work done early today :) cant wait to.... do something...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el93MIxAf-c

top lads music for top lads??

>it's a "trying to explain to parents you're a spaz and they just blank you, as though they think you're enough of a spaz to not notice it" episode
Change the channel Marge

>>35569476

Test faiIed.

Won loads of money then blew it all again on the horseys today

my desire to drink petrol has been replaced by the desire to drink from the pissbottle

this is not a good situation

Lads I need a birthday present for my mum, any ideas?

>>35569534

Get her some lube, we were at it for hours last night and she was raw by the end.

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Who else is excited for JRM on Question Time tonight?

And I said no, paki!
pakipakipaki

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>>35569569
I am.


anyone fancy posting some cute boys so i can have a quick one?

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>>35569293
Let's watch some quality British TV

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

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>that angry steamfeels or amerifeels poster is at it again

>>35569529
The pressure of working in a high class call centre is obviously getting to him.

>>35569730

It's a different tripcode, although I wouldn't put it past her.

Literally cannot stop listening to Taytay lads. She makes my heart hurt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdneKLhsWOQ

>>35569740
>her
come on son

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>when you try to trigger a Brit thread but no one cares because they all know whatever country you come from is shit

>>35569755

I want to encourage her to go as far as possible and kill herself like all other trannies.

>>35569704
Interracial relationships are quintessentially British. We are a nation of immigrants and our future is brown.

Now get out of my diverse and multiracial country. You white moron

>>35569818
>tfw live in the north of scotland have never even seen a nigger

>>35569749

Get on the Ryan Adams version of 1989. Style and Wildest Dreams are brilliant

>>35569818
>We are a nation of immigrants
That's America you tard.

What you listening to lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q604eed4ad0

>>35569889

Pls do not respond to weak bait.

>>35569869
Oh, you will. We're not going to leave all those fine pale white women alone.

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>>35569903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp7Wnf0zm58

very comfy, nutella coffee and some vidya now. all i need is a cute bf to share it all with.

>>35569879

I will do lad, I had no idea that existed.

>>35569869
Just look in the mirror, Hamish.

>>35569909
It's not bait tho. We are a nation of immigrants. Angles, Saxons, Normans etc and now we're being blessed with Africans, Carribeans and South Asians, England is literally known as the mongrel nation.

>>35568865
>>35568997
>>35569024

Should I inform the law about this? Now I think on it they were asking about my job as well, where it was. They could easily have been trying to put together a profile of when the flat would be empty. There are also old women in this block who could be vulnerable. Am I being rused here or is there a legit threat? If so, how best do I prepare to meet it?

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>>35569903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClQcUyhoxTg

(dont fear) the reaper

>>35569903
Holy shit this is actually brilliant. Need to listen to Kanye more.

>>35569903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEl7CQ4YQto

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Just came to /britfeel/ for the first time in a few days, can someone give me a quick rundown on all this shitposting spam?

Think i fucked up lads. Got way, way too drunk last night and i still feel weird now. Am I going to die?

>>35570034
honestly, i would

>>35570069
is it wrong that I want to fuck the chunky one on the left

>>35570110
yes, she is a complete munter with more miles on her than a space shuttle

>>35570034

Sounds like classic casing a building. They might have been put off but I doubt it.

You might have to set up some dummies like in home alone.

just remembered cwc stores his cum in the fridge

want to scream

>>35570110
I'd fuck all of them. Like ugly girls. Treat them like sexual objects.

>>35570069

Report and lgnore m8

>>35570069
>the absolute state of the girl on the left

surely this is before they go out, why is she absolutely destroyed already?

>>35569903
like a bit of kanye, was listening to tlop earlier

>>35569945
can't go wrong with a burial remix

>>35570034
yeah if you feel a bit uneasy over it it wouldn't hurt to tell them

>>35570034
report it to crimestoppers

>>35570194

She's rank and hanging out with prettier girls, she's probably got hammered to make herself feel better.

>>35570047
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n_-4o6tE5o

kanye is a true robot

>>35570069
the one with red hair reminds me a bit of Lynda Baron in come outside

best McFlurry flavour?

>>35570110
mate i want to shag the shit out of all of them. when you're a desperate virgin like me you're not picky.

>>35570277
I would also happily have sex with every one of them/let them spit on me while they crush my balls.

>>35570034
never give anybody any details about your life lad. especially some meter reader.
i'd be following that advice about sitting waiting with a knife. but i've weapons and shit prepared for paranoid moments

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>>35570221
>name one thing you do when nobody is watching
>"smile"

>>35570360
you promised you'd do us a vocaroo yesterday

is t-time ((our guy?))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKWY6uUMBsE

starting to think my parents view me as an egotistical extension of themselves and will resist intuitively any attempt to introduce reality to their fantasies.

>>35570436
>my parents view me as an egotistical extension of themselves
Pretty much what parenthood is.

Master Vile is such a good evil father desu...

also i want to be gang-banged by the entire monster cast of power rangers.

>>35569903
New Sadistik. It's pretty good even if the video is proper edgelord like a lot of his other music videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vGYUrW04nY

>>35570471
i guess you should buy your own ps4 to prevent this from happening.

>>35569903
Listening to random full albums on YouTube trying to find hidden gems. So far...no.

>>35570471
>I was watching wrestling
Looking forward to WM?

>>35569903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h16zdX0q3QM

My favourite band. Song starts about 1:00 in

Wanna make a short film about robot life.
So far the themes I have got down:
>excessive masturbation
>not leaving the house
>offensive talking to self
>shit living conditions/rubbish/dirty rooms
>suicidal thoughts
I have some scenes in mind. And this is mainly based on my own experience. Maybe it's a cry for help lol. Any other ideas?

Why do people drink beer when it's the dirtiest fucking alcohol you can drink?

It's alcohol vs calorie content is bad. It makes you feel sick if you drink the amount needed to get you as drunk as half a pint of vodka and it creates a worse hangover.

>>35570664
gayposting and questioning sexuality before and after wanking to boys.

>>35570471
>my sister got back home, took of the ps4 and said we're watching soaps now

That's not on, lad. Tell her that we do not approve

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More like Legacy of Kay-in

>>35570676
Tastes p good though m8

>>35570699
I wonder if she sacrificed herself to save Nosgoth, or let it fall to ruin

>>35570664
flash back of being bullied? scenes of trying to deal with anxiety?

i think a robot film could be good if it was done right and primarily focused on the psychological factors

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>>35569903
Just realised I haven't listened to Kanye yet this week.

Gonna have to change that tonight.

>>35570664
Being trapped on a traveller site with a bunch of neanderthals

>>35570664
in every scene with background characters, make them always walk away from him and never towards him

symbolism innit

ftw tired but want to play complex video games but i just open the menu then close it and re open it over and over.

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Do my parents just fucking hate me or something?

They're wealthy as all fuck. They're looking for a new house right now and their budget is half a million pounds.

And yet whenever I drop hints that I need to buy a house they never say anything.

I'm not neet, I've got a shit job only making 25k but at least I'm proving I'm not useless.

I even told my mum a few days ago that I could afford a mortgage in my area but I need a 20k deposit. This was literally her cue to give me the money.

And the thing is they even want me to get a house! They're always talking about how I need to save up for a house.

>>35570676
its cheap, and people associate it with masculinity.

i think it tastes like shit most of the time. beer can taste ok if its really cold. i often drink it though because its cheap. cider is more sickly than beer. whiskey and rum is nice but i cant always be ased mixing

>>35570776
but you've got mr cuddles though lad

>>35570808
Why don't you stop being a beta and just straight up ask them for help? They probably are clueless that you want the money

>>35570804
have a wank?
>>35570808
they want you to suffer.

>>35570676
>Why do people drink beer when it's the dirtiest fucking alcohol you can drink?
It'll taste better when you're older. Becomes fucking delicious between 26-30

>>35570664
have people other that the main character slightly blurry/out of focus, or give them a slightly inhuman touch, something which makes the viewer separate the main character from other humans beyond just him acting and thinking differently

>>35570740
Definitely want to focus on psychological factors. Anxiety depression isolation.
>>35570781
Wasn't gonna have secondary characters desu. I invisioned it being like alone. Focusing on the isolation of their life and lack of it.

Tbh never made a film. And was thinking of filming scenes on phone and edit on windows free one lol.

>>35570834
That's true. I'd be lost without him.

>>35570664
Terror of brown envelopes desu

>>35570664
Should be in black and white, lad.

>>35570808
>I've got a shit job only making 25k

you on about lad. 25k is great. why the fuck are you here? you sound like a upper class wanker. you cant relate to the struggles we go through.

>>35570664
Small thing: Show his computer screen and have him downloading a shitload of anime and weird porn.

>>35570842
Im already tired how would wanking help anything.

>>35570808

I'm in a fairly similar situation with my dad. He has more than enough to help me out but doesn't get the urgency. In his head I have a good job so I can afford it. Yeah, I could afford it if I had to put down pennies for a deposit like he did but it doesn't work like that now. He's bought loads of houses over his life but didn't even know about the whole 'every extra 5% deposit you have gets you a better rate' thing, probably because his last 4 houses have all been cash. Sometimes he buys me expensive things when all I want is for him to slap down a few grand so I can buy a place. Don't get me a fucking fillet steak, get me rump and stick $20 in my bank account ffs. Anything your parents give you for a deposit saves you money every month for the next 30 years

My mum totally gets it. Problem is that she doesn't have any money.

Sorry for long entitled post but this triggers the shit out of me

>>35570946
idk, but why not have a nice wank... to cute boys.

>>35570904
>25k is great.

25k is literally fucking nothing.

An income of 25k allows me to:

Pay my rent
Buy food
Pay bills
Fuel my car
Save 200 a month
Buy myself the odd luxury like new gadgets or a new watch

>>35570975
ladies and gentlemen, the definition of privilege

>>35570664
Would be up for something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD4AulkzdJE for Britfeels own CWC

>>35570975

Depends where you are. I'm on 30k in the north and it's pretty comfy, but I earned more in the south and had a shit life with it

>tfw no weird gf to kiss my scars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgAHe68bq2k

>>35570664
>>35570914
how long does the offensive talking go on for lads?
i normally go for a bit, but then it escalates to physical attacks.

>>35570975
>Save 200 a month
Oh god. The horror.

>>35570975
I smell a london runt

boo

hiss

get out

roooo

>>35570991
That's shit.

I'll never own a house, I'll never have a brand new Mercedes parked in my driveway. I'll never take yearly holidays to exotic places. I'll never dine out in fine restaurants.

I need at least an income of 40k to get what I want in life.

>>35571018

Gonna stick up for the lad here and say that 200 a month gets you nowhere towards a house deposit in most of the country

>>35571040
>not waiting for your mum to die like a true robot

>>35570904
> tfw you grew up in a council house, but now make 40k

there's nowt to light a fire under your arse like growing up broke

>>35570975
Come on mate, 25k (outside of London) isn't that bad, assuming you're not literally pissing money away, 25k leaves you with about 200ish to save out.

>>35571076
Yeah but that's like bragging you have sex every week but you're actually having sex with 20 stone men.

>>35570975
you think this because you have been brought up in a high class enviroment. 25k makes you middle class, which is great. its bad in your perspective because you have been born with a silver spoon in your mouth.

the shit you have stated is great. the fuck do you expect to do? buy a jumbo jet. you're mad lad. as i said, why the fuck are you on britfeel? you cant relate to our problems. you dont kow what it is like to be brought up in a shitty working class environment full of chavs.

>>35571076

How much did he put down? If you're still living with parents while you save for a deposit you can save 500 a month even on the minimum wage, but if you're paying private rent you're going to struggle just to pay your bills

>>35570939
Yeah I'd thought of that too. Sounds good.
>>35570914
Literally just scream out niggers myself.
>>35570898
Like the bw idea desu.
>>35570851
I like this idea as well. But I think it's gonna be beyond what I could ever do.

Forgot to mention louieesque parental abuse. Screaming at mummy for not making dindins

>>35571110

sorry for accidentally giving the tripcunt a (You) here, lads

>>35571108
>the fuck do you expect to do? buy a jumbo jet.

I want what my parents have >>35571036

>>35571090
Saving 200 a month will take 10 years to save a deposit for a house.

>>35571112
the focus thing shouldnt be too hard if you can play around with camera settings, if showing additional characters just on their own, you can focus on the inanimate objects in the room making the characters out of focus, and if its a scene with the main character in as well as others just have the focus on him

>>35571000
i don't understand people who cut their wrists. i self harm but i do it by punching walls until my knuckles are bleeding.

>>35571135
i thought that was a troll post, can't believe you're serious

>>35571171
Literally not worth it, brits earning below 40-50 need to give up on the idea of owning anything.

>>35571198
You cant control the pain/blood when punching a wall.

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>Me: Go to uni, get in debt, leave uni, get minimum wage jobs, work my way up to 28k but I've been renting since 18 and I have 3k to my name at 27.

>My normie brother: Has just turned 18 and got his first job, already on 15k a year, he still lives at home so gets to keep 100% of his income, he hasn't spent any of the money that any of our relatives gave us, while I had to spend all mine to get by.
>He has 16,000k to his name

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35571036
>I need at least an income of 40k to get what I want in life.
This wont get you any of that.
I earn more than that and still don't feel I can think about buying a house I have expectations above shitty terraced houses in bad manchester areas

I have disovered greatness.
a can of pc related and cap full of wray & nephew overproof rum.

The kick from both is nurtalised a little and the flavour is great.

>>35571247
Both my parents only make 40k each and have all that, and like I said they're looking for a 500k house at the moment. So I just need to earn the same amount.

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>>35571135
but none of us are going to feel sympathy for you. in fact, most of us are going to be disgusted because you dont appreciate what you do have going for you. your attitude reflects how desensitized you are to reality.

>i want what my parents have

then work for it. you already had it easy. your parents obviously dont want to help you too much because they want you to have more independence.

>>35571213

I'm on 20k a year and own a house m8, don't talk shit.

It's not worth much but it will be all mine in just 24 more years. What a lucky boy I am.

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What's stopping you getting a gf lads

Should I look for a new job lads?

Currently I'm on 22,000 but the job I do could get me a salary of around 50,000.

But the thing is I work for a tiny company with 30 people, I have only 1 year experience and I'm kinda bad at my job but my boss just accepts it because I am cheap.

>>35571328
I do not try to get a gf, yet will complain that i do not have one.
all in all i would prefer a cute bf.

>>35571271
you dont need this much money. what would even be the point? you dont need the space that you receive from having a 500k house. live in a small flat somewhere, save up your money, and work on your career if you wannt want more money.

>>35571328
I don't want one

I had one for 5 years, I decided pretty fast after that I'd never do that to myself again and just sleep around.

>>35571326
You live in Yorkshire or something?>

Sometimes I wonder if there's any point in being employed.

If you only have enough money to pay your rent, bills and have 200 a month spare. Wouldn't you have the same on benefits?

Your rent and bills would all be paid for you and you'd probably still get 200 a month

>>35571326
>and own a house m8
Terraced? nice area?

Some of us have aspirations, not happy with crumbs.

>>35571328
>What's stopping you getting a gf lads

dont go anywhere to meet girls. the friends i do have wont really do anything.

>>35571354
>you dont need this much money. what would even be the point?

Literally everything gets better the more money you have. Depressed millionaires are an outliner.

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>tfw my mum tried to give me a pep talk to get my life back on track
>tfw told her firmly I have accepted the fact that I'm going to be lonely miserable and poor for the rest of my life and that her being disappointed doesn't help and won't motivate me
>mfw watching her try not to cry

fuck me lads

>>35571370

I live in Yorkshire and if my landlord will sell me my flat (it's a possibility) I'd be able to get a mortgage for it on 20k with a 5k deposit, just. Fortunately I earn more than that and I've got more saved.

But the south is just insane. You're looking at 8x average salary just for a tiny place.

>>35571370

North Shields m8. I feel sorry for southerners.

>>35571386

It's terraced yeah, but it's a nice area. I'm a 2 minute drive from the beach which is lovely.

>All these northerners

What do you do for a living? Are there actually any jobs up there?

>>35571328
i'm too anxious to try. even if i didn't have social anxiety i do nothing but go on 4chan, watch films and play computer games so i'm boring anyway.

>>35571372
speaking form a purely selfish perspective. there is no point in being employed if you are single, and dont care about moving up in a specific field. if you are going to be working a shit job, you may aswell stay on the dole.

>>35571372
Housing benefit is like 250 quid for a single male under the age of 35 because you're forced to get the "shared allowance" rate which cannot even get you a single bed flat in a paki infested shithole

Literally the only reason I have for working is being able to live alone. House sharing is worse than wageslaving

If I could live alone as a NEET, I'd take it in a heartbeat.

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My /internetgf/ is from London and she has been sitting in her dimly let room, complaining about being tired but not wanting to sleep. Is this normal for britbongers?

>>35571372
You are crazy mate. You don't get your bills paid on bennies.
You'll get 50-70 odd quid depet on your age a week. To pay your bills and living expenses.
You think you can save 200 on that at your own place?

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>>35571386
>there is people right now that don't live in the glorious north

For what purpose

>>35571463
Where in London mate? Why doesnt she get a nice brit lad from here?

>>35571463
dimly lit* fuck my ass.

>>35571244
>Muh debt

nigger student loans are basically taxes

what are you paying off with 28k per year? 40 quid a month?

>>35571499
she is in this thread right now, if you are a big lad you might be able to steal her from me mate

>>35571462
>>35571480
There's a shit ton of people gaming the system.

You can't do it on the "standard" bennies but it is possible.

Get diagnosed with autism and claim disability or something.

>>35571431
>North Shields

Same lad but why would you choose to live here? It's a shit hole

>>35571511
By debt I don't mean student debt. I mean all the debt I accumulated by living in rental accommodation for 4 years with no job. I got my first ever job when I was 22 1 year our of uni.

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>>35571529
Well at least she doesnt make a big deal out of being female. And yes I'm a big guy.

>>35571400
its all fictitious reasons though. its exceptionally better if you have enough money to not work and live an extravagant life style. but if its a difference between 24k and 40k, you are still working 5 times a week. only difference is you can own a "better" house and car, and other luxury items that dont actually matter. all the essentially are there. you wont have problems attracting a girl on a middle class wage, you can live in a nice area.

>>35571497
Because of this >>35571444

What do you even do?

>>35571511

I earn that and I'm paying about 110 a month I think

>>35571539
I've been on ESA for 10 years. You're not entitled to more housing benefit because of it.

I am literally entitled to 210 a month

People gain the system by having kids and sidejobs. Young single males get jack shit.

>>35571582
I live in Newcastle, it's not some sort of barren land where people work in mines lad

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>>35571565
We are talking over skype right now laughing, nice try tho laddie

>>35571582
How sheltered can one person be

>>35571593
>sidejobs.

not him but true. the difference between robots and normie neets is that normie neets have a social life and a job on the side.

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>>35571497
too expensive lad. how about this beauty.

What happened to all the good neet careers?

100 years ago you could call yourself something like a "philosopher" go to the nearest rich person, hold out your hands and they'd shower you in free money.

Karl Marx literally got through life getting free money off rich people.

>>35571671
I unironically love old council houses like that

I have a softspot for council estates full of blocky orange buildings and they always seem to have that sort of layout

Not pebbledash though. Screw that

>>35571693
Or like back in the time of davinci. You could be a "renaissance man" for your job.

Davinci never had to worry about selling any of his works of art or inventions.

He just got showered in money by rich people.

>>35569869
I lived in a village just outside Stirling all my life and never saw one, but I moved up to Aberdeen a few months ago and they're fucking everywhere, so you sir are talking shit

>>35571693
you can become a philosopher now. it hasnt disappeared. it is easier now than ever to write.

the reason other philosophers succeeded is because they used their free time reading and writing while the majority of neets are just playing video games or watching movies.

you could live of the richest of upper class if you where smart enough.

>>35571693
Just start a YouTube channel and sound smart and get money that way.

>>35571735
no, its retarded.

>>35571558

Family is from round her, that's the only real reason.

>>35571771
You don't even have to be smart. Just sound smart

Which is why neqarly every single successful tuber puts on a fake fucking accent

>>35571748
they feel at home in aberdeen because everyone there already shags animals

>>35571671

I love looking at shit properties. If I won a million I would become a slumlord.

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>>35571671
you can unironically get a 'decent' 4 bedroom house up north for less than that

Journalists are todays modern philosophers.

Look at Owen Jones, the smug cunt hasn't worked a day in his life and probably makes a pretty penny writing for the guardian and being a rent a lefty for interviews on TV

>>35571814
>investment opportunity

that place is ready to fall down lmao, you'll have to plunge so much money into it to make it okay

>>35571671
You'd end up developing some plastic Scouse accent if you lived there though

The horror

>>35571806
you are meant to buy it, do it up, and rent it out.

Imagine being Katie Hopkins and earning enough money to live an upper middle class life just by triggering SJWs.

>>35571328
cuz i'm an uggo pal

>>35571539
I don't think it's quite that easy

I was on ESA for a short period due to depression and schizophrenia, (they put me on after two suicides in the family and my own self harming, also lost my dog who was my closest friend at the time). lasted around a year then they threw me back on 50 a week at the job centre, this was a couple years ago now.

Eventually I found a comfy night job so I'm not TOO bad, but I would have no hope of getting back on benefits if I tried. JSA is JUST tier lad, it's not comfy at all.

>>35571198
i do the same i punch through my kitchen door but it's never enough. done it for years so i know it's an easy way to cause pain. and it's always good smashing stuff up. but at times it's just not enough, and there needs to be blood. and that's when the blade is fun

>>35571848

That's what everyone does though, boring.

>fag friends of mine got engaged
>they literally never fuck each other, only other people

I feel sorry for gay robots. You've got no fucking chance

why did she used to self harm, lads

>>35571889
i have my boyfriend on a tight leash, he knows if he cheats ill kill him and myself

>>35571868
Loads of people do it.

People care too much about their shitty politics that they'll throw money at shit just to be validated

>>35571277
i like that with southern comfort, but put a double shot in

>want to go to the chinese for the 2 pound curry, fried rice and chips they do

how are you meant to live a healthy style up north lads

not this spamming shit again. should we just completely ignore it?

>>35571944
Can learn to cook like an adult

>>35571961
this, kay knows how it's done like an adult

Wahey lads gonna attempt to read a book for the first time in like 10 years

>>35571944
>all those fucking carbs
>Fried shit to boot

get some eggs and make an omelette lad, fresh peppers, chicken and onion.

>>35571982
what book, lad?

oringmaulo

>>35571955
use 4chan x and you can filter spam or namefags in a few clicks

Does anyone actually really miss KentAnon?

Last I heard, she took her brand to /pol/.

>>35571997
I don't like omelette lad, eggs are fucking disgusting but decent in fried rice and curry sauce

>>35571982
What you reading lad anything good

>>35571982
>tfw want to write a story about an idea ive had floating around in my head
>complete retard who has only read like 3 books in my life

>>35571982
lol git a load of tha prof over here

>>35572043
what's your story about lad

>>35571982
I said the same thing last week and ordered one. It's still sat in my bag

Americucks seem angry tonight

>>35572092
Their prison gay steam friend probably dumped them for someone else

gonna go to bed fully clothed, including shoes tonight lads, as an experiment

>what are you testing?

what its like to sleep fully clothed

>>35572083
life within a squad of men who belong to a city state at war with others in a futuristic environment, though a lot of it would be taking place in a desert as they are out in the field, though some of it would take place back in their home

>>35572130
enjoy your athletes foot and sweaty feet

>>35572130

Good man, be sure to report your findings.

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>>35570975
>save 200 a month
>being able to save anything a month
>being able to buy the "odd luxury"
>"ohhh no guys i'm totally suffering its not any money at allll"

>>35572005
>>35572036
National Geographics: The Golden Ratio

keep having nightmares about the Apollo 1 fire lads. even had one that I was a paramedic and managed to drag one of the crew out to safety and he was coughing up blood and shit.

Hate having a job lads, all I do is lay about in bed on my days off and watch youtube videos and post on /britfeel/

>>35572234
Design for the uninspired and the talentless

>>35571728

>Not pebbledash though. Screw that

What? pebbledash is great, people won't lean against it and kids won't play football near it because its rough and fucks ups clothes and punctures balls

>>35572287
I've never seen a pebbledash estate that wasn't an absolute dive with kids running around in nappies and fat women sat on plastic chairs shouting at each other

>>35572314
i live on a pebbledash estate and you're totally right

What celebs are robots at heart? Kanye? Eminem? Elijah Wood?

These house prices are making me want to go back to the North East; working in the midlands at the moment. My sister's boyfriend is only 19 and got a mortgage on a detached 3 bedroom newbuild with a garage: 130,000 he got it for.

Pity southern robots. Is it true flats are 700 a month?

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>>35572362
Mobbissey

>>35572383

Yeah, and that's in the really shit parts of Kent.

>>35572383
700 isn't that much

I could find some of those in my shit hole, ex-industrial Northern paki town

>>35572362
funnily enough both john lennon and george harrison seemed pretty robotic.

>>35572409

That's 700 for a fucking bedsit m8

>>35572383

Some bits of the midlands are still cheap mate. You could get a flat really cheap if you live near a paki nest.

What's the most robot thing you do

>tfw take a lighter with me on night outs so I can hand it out when people ask if I have a light
>don't smoke

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>>35572234
>tfw, too thick to get past the first paragraph of
http://www.nationalgeographic.org/media/golden-ratio/

>>35572431
wont get a bedsit for 700, 700 is one room in a shared flat.

>>35572443

Buy lucozade primarily because it makes a good pissbottle.

got mugged by a group of pakis monday, just got out of hospital earlier today

was unconscious until tuesday afternoon and had some internal bleeding (was wazzing blood up until yesterday)

lost my phone and 100 bongs and the police dont seem too interested in doing much about it, they seem very apathetic. makes me wonder if they'd be more interested if they werent pakis that did it

Lads, it is autistic of me to rarely feel the need to smoke alone, but to always have a decent number of fags when I'm with my (smoker) best mate?

>>35572466
pros: wide rim
cons: piss looks like lucozade - confusing

>>35572496
if they were black, the police would drag their heels a bit, but maybe 1-2 weeks later they would have arrested them, you wouldn't get your stuff back

if they were white, within the week they would have been locked up and you'd probably have your stuff back

sorry you were unlucky and got pakis

>>35572496
They let you out a bit early...

I have doubts

>>35572513
>cons: piss looks like lucozade

More like a pro, mummy won't suspect a thing if she ever comes in my room

>>35572496
Sounds rough lad. Britfeel boys revenge mission when?

>>35572546
>mummy walks into anons empty room
>spies the piss bottle
>thinks to herself "anon always buys this stuff it must be nice"
>opens bottle to give it a taste

>>35572496
Fucking sorry to hear that lad, can't believe scum do that shit for such paltry returns.

No CCTV or anything?

>>35572609
>You now have a new fetish

Thanks anon

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>>35572609
>anon this stuff tastes like piss

>>35572609
And she discovers it tastes like piss

Plot Twist: That was the actual Lucozade

>>35572531
unfortunately i think ur probably right

>>35572565
was pretty rough lad i didnt know what the fuck had happened when i woke up tuesday, can vaguely remember them
grabbing my shoulder before feeling something get smacked against the side of my head. that was the last thing i remembered before waking up in hospital a day later the people that did it werent even making an effort to cover their faces so i gave a fairly reasonable description to the police but they couldnt have looked any more disinterested if they tried

>>35572658
>>35572668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJYkJlKHlNk

>>35572681
>i gave a fairly reasonable description
>they were a group of culturally enriched youngsters reacting to institutionalised racism

>>35572668
>And she discovers it tastes like piss
plot twist
>mummy is a secret watersport fan
>loves the taste
>tilts her head back and empties the piss bottle in 1
>waits in anons room till he returns
>demands more piss
>mummy needs satisfying
>strips and lays on the floor
>demands anon get his peepee out and give mummy a golden shower

>>35572636
was in an alley that links the bus stop to the shops (id just got off the bus) not quite sure why i was targeted since i dont wear fancy clothes or anything, must have just been an easy target

the police even asked me if i thought it was a targeted attack or a case of 'wrong place wrong time' .. seemed a bit of a weird choice of words to me

im not entirely sure how long i was left unconscious before an old lady found me and called an ambulance. pisses me off that theres fucking scum (pakis) about willing to leave people (potentially) for dead just for the sake of a few quid and the police dont even care

>>35571244
Pool ur money im sure your bro would want to move out soon aswell

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>>35572765
This plot is full of twists and turns

>>35572765

I knew I shouldn't have mentioned pissbottles.

>>35572913

What happened to your pack?

>>35571333
no go another round

>>35572913
well im not much of a fighter to be honest, prefer to keep my self to my self. plus i didnt really have much time to react even if i wanted to since before i knew it i had something smacked against the side of my head

>>35572847
poojug then
>daddy walks into anons empty room
>spies anons uncovered poojug under the bed
>"hmmm choccy sauce" he thinks,
>"i loooove choccy woccy sauce"
>dips his hand into the jug,
like whiney the pooh going into a jar of honey
plot twist.
>daddy like scat porn
>starts shovelling the poo into his mouth
>waits in anons room till he returns
>strips and lays on the floor
>demands anon cop a squat on his chest
in walks mummy mid shit.
>stips and gets on the floor
>mmumy's next son!

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>>35571463

>Thats a nice bird now, do you have any this one

Got through 30 pages of the Golden Ratio book before getting bored lads. Think you need to actually be able to understand the maths to find it interesting.

Now reading the Malleus maleficarum

>>35573063
Learn the actual Maths behind it then

>>35573063
The only books I can find myself reading fully are Murakami works

>>35573063
Why dont you start with something normal people can enjoy?

>>35573089
>tfw you will never be the protagonist in a comfy murakami novel who sips beer and listens to jazz

>>35573090
Malleus maleficarum is an interesting historical book 2bh it was the first book to theorise on the existance of witches and magic. Before it suggesting magic existed was hereasy. The books argument is so compelling it led to hundreds of years of witch hunts

>>35572817
should have said targeted, might have given a shit if it was a race thing

>>35573162
>'m honorary white
don't make us vote on this....

anyone read the three books of the occult by agrippa? ive got it on my book shelf

>>35573202
Right but it was written 600 years ago. It's hardly going to be enjoyable to the average person, especially if they've read nothing for ten years

>>35573162
>I'm honourary white

You're not even an honourary man, let alone woman

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>>35573216
well i assumed targeted was more referring to some kind of gang related crime, or somebody you knew of before hand thinking back to it i probably should have said it was a race fueled attack

heres the picture the old lady who found me took when the police arrived

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I had a pretty good day today. My sister got me a geisha pen and said it could be my gf. Thanks to the anon who got me Senran Kagura, you know who you are.
I'd really like it if you could post your waifus or, if you want, give me a few album recommendations

>>35573229
Might as well vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/12544979

>>35573162
you've never faced a group of pakis as a white lad
that doesn't happen. they'll surround you, have a chat amongst themselves to see which pussy throws the sucker punch then the attack begins

>>35573008
I can just tell you were wanking as you wrote this

>>35573162
>honorary
Learn to fucking spell, you cunt

>>35573279
Shit you look terrible anon.

>>35573446
>>35573385
please post your feminine your feminine penis for everyone to see

>>35573385
if there's a few of you then it's not bad
but that never happens when it's 1 vs a tribe. and that's how they operate, never 1 on 1.

>>35569704
What the fuck

We have some shit TV fuck me

>install 4chan x because of how much praise it gets
>it's a convoluted mess that I'm not used to
>uninstall it
>the layout of 4chan is now permanently fucked, no replies and ability to update the page
>forced to reinstall this shit extension
>tfw fell for the 4chan x meme

>>35573446
>I called my mum a thick bitch
HNNNGG THICCCCC

>in Greenwich (super gentrified area)
>wearing a two piece suit with leather clothes and hair combed to the side
>richfag aesthetics
>heading back to Tube after dinner with gril
>beggar comes up to me
>asks for help
>tell him I don't carry cash
>he tells me there's a cash point inside
>"please I'm from Ghana for the love of God"
>"I can't help you. Sorry"
>"FUCK YOU! I BET YOU HATE BLACK PEOPLE TOO, YOU FUCKING RACIST! FUCK OFF CUNT!"

That escalated quickly.

>>35573482
You get used to it. Took me awhile but I couldnt go back now.

>>35570069
Spooky on the right

>>35573482
Same here lad, but I read the wiki
>To do this, click the [Settings] link in the top right corner, uncheck "Disable the native extension" in the panel that appears, and click the "Save Settings" button.

>>35573518
Meant to say leather gloves. Fuck mobiles.

On the tube home now.

>tfw didn't even take gril for succ and fucc

>>35573518
nice one mate, sounds for real like he was trying to get money off someone or rob them at the cash point

>>35573539
>I know they never fight one on one
>Just take my advice next time
>They're not prepared for a fight, they need you to surrender
>No one will throw the first punch if it looks like you'll fight back
absolute bollocks. now you're chatting shit lad.
1 thing i've learned NEVER TRUST A PAKI

>>35573539
ya ma was a brave paki when she took this cock

I'm so fucking bored lads. It's been getting worse and worse. It takes me several hours to watch a tv show because I keep pausing when I lose interest.

>>35569490
Mine treat me like a spaz when it's convenient to them and deny it when it's not.

>>35573803
no

priginalinae

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>Massive fucking racist movement bubbling up in American
>Going mainstream because their president is racist too

Shits fucked breh, not even UKIP did this well

>>35573851
>Massive fucking racist movement bubbling up in American
I dont think this is true at all.

>>35573845
sure

originalle

>>35573560
I didn't even think of that! I just didn't want to part with my cash. I wouldn't mind giving him a quid to make him go away. I don't carry cash though, and no chance I'm giving a beggar a note.

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>>35573283
happy birthday lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7QQS5V3cnI
bit hard to tell whether you're going to like it as i don't know you're tastes. but i like to chill with this on

>>35573283
>My sister got me a geisha pen and said it could be my gf
Cant tell if really cool or she's taking the piss.

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>>35573851
>Implying UKIP are racist

I don't particularly like them but you've got to be delusional to think they're racist

>>35573851
Not that fucked when you think about the alternatives.

Look what's happened to Sweden.

>>35573968
>be racist
>be sweden
There's plenty of options in between.

>>35573851
>because their president is racist too

Wrong

>>35573518
Are you the guy that lives in Shoreditch? Lol.

>>35573993
give some cultures an inch and they take a mile

>>35573518
>engaging the homeless when you're not going to give them some money

Why? They don't want your bullshit explanations. Either help them out or walk on by

>>35573922
Thanks, lad. I'll listen to pretty much anything that isn't really harsh metal, and this seems pretty neat.

Really got a craving for some tiger bread tbdesu lads.

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>Start doing driving lessons
>Suddenly all I keep seeing on TV and Online are horror stories of car crash victims

Is it a sign I should continue walking to work ?

>>35573922
>mfw I mis-read that as Fat Teddy and got excited

>>35574052
you only pick them out because now you actually drive, there always been crashes and always will be. I was in a car crash myself and drove my friends home from a party the next day

>>35574043
Tesco will be closed by now lad

>>35574034
Not him. But I always say 'no sorry mate' as I walk past. I look at them and don't pretend there invisible.

To me. I feel like I am showing them more respect as a person. Not just ignoring them. God knows if they care or not.

>>35574066
>mfw, i mis-typed fat teddy in jewtube and got these

why do people enter relationships and cheat on their partners?

male or female, why does this happen? why make a commitment and break it rather than breaking off the relationship?

>>35574082
The only Tesco near me (still half hour walk) is an Esso as well. Open 24 hours.
Don't do tiger bread sadly.

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>>35574082
>tfw live near a 24 hour Tesco

Who else here /master-race/

>>35574154
>tfw live within walking distance of a 24 hour petrol station, tesco and mcdonalds

t-this is why im fat its not me being a terrible excuse for a human i swear

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>>35574154
>tfw live above a tesco

>start singing Careless Whisper in my head
>nearly start crying
Time to up the meds me thinks

>>35574117
idk ive cheated on all my partners but that was because I just felt like the oppurtunity to sleep with other people wouldnt come up again so I was like eh fuck it. felt good and bad.

>>35570877
Is this JobCentre related or something else?

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>>35573851
think you need to stop being such a pussy lad

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>>35574216
Living the dream lad.

Living the dream

Is it 24 hour?

>>35574271
Unfortunately not, usual express hours

Think the one down the road is though, but the off licences nearer are open till 2-3amish so never needed later

>>35574235
Related note, when do you lads last cry?

>>35574353
last night mate

>>35574367
>>35574353
When did you lads last cry and why?

>>35574367
fucking pussy should kill yourself already lad

>>35574353
Haven't in a while, cried a lot when my ex left me but that kinda left me numb in the end, don't really feel at all anymore.

>>35574406
t-thanks lad tell me about it

>>35574410
shes probably sucking deep on some other guys cock anyway anon she might be getting married soon, oh well

>>35574353
I cried last time I went of my anti-depressants for a couple of days. It was to a scene in Wayward Pines

can someone advise if it's completely safe to meet up with someone from britfeel?
Would i get stabbed?

>>35570904
25k is a living wage; it'll sustain you, little more. Assuming that's a gross figure also, it'll be around 4-6k less after tax depending on benefits in kind such as a company car, mobile phone and other expenses such as the student tax.

>>35574353
each night before i go to sleep, yeah pathetic etc but i cant help it

>>35574431
Actually I know she's deeply unhappy because she calls me crying every few weeks even though it's been over a year.

But yeah nice try anon, as I said I don't feel much at all anymore.

>>35574458
Dealeranon here. I sold to a guy from here and it went fine. We even hung out down a dark side street for awhile.

>>35574458
I shared a hotel room with one, I'm in one piece and I wasn't robbed.

>>35574487
>believing whores lives

shes probably riding two a day lad, no shame in it

>>35574256
The DWP are certainly one fear, but anything from the bennies people, the council, any of that type of stuff is just paralysing. If I get one of those envelopes it can mean the rest of the day in bed for me. Causes my psychosis to flare up desu

>>35574458
absolutely

I've met up with people on the internet several times and they've all gone quite well

>>35574458
If there's ever a meet I'll be going - so no it's not safe.

>>35574505
Gotta try harder than that lad, pretty sad that this is how you're spending your evening.

>>35574458
I have had the pleasure of meeting a fellow /britfeel/er it was good
I did take a knife with me though just incase things turned sour

>>35574458
just don't meet by a canal

>>35574549
Im not trying anything lad just looking at the reality of it. It's a shame youre not.

>>35574495
what part of the uk ladriginal?

>>35574555
What was the original occasion?

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>>35574558
Shut up you, we're going for a date in Manchester laters and if you get in my way so help me...

>>35574586
>what part of the uk ladriginal?
Technically Surrey but could piss and hit London.

Is there a more robot meal than tomato soup with bread

>>35574353
I haven't been able to cry since I was a kid, not even when my nan died.

However, just recently (past couple of months) I've been sort of "trying" to cry by listening to sad music and watching certain types of videos. I can actually cry sometimes now.

The thing is, it actually feels amazing. Well it's not good, but it sort of feels amazing to actually be able to feel something. It feels like maybe I'm getting better or something?

God I'm so fucked up.