>fall for /fit/ meme >still 5'8 and autistic >no

>>35569321
Id touch you with my pole if ya know what I mean

>>35569321
Be my short bf pls
pls

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>He started lifting for women
Lmfao

>>35569341
I fucking wish I was the slightest bit gay. Being gay would be ez mode for me

>>35569321
Time stamp, you dumbass.

>>35569359
You're not wrong I done fucked up
>>35569346
If you're a qt that lives in TN and does not resemble wailord

>>35569321
So how long did it take you to look like that? Were you just skelly?

>>35569395
I'm a boy that lives in virginia, does that count?

I didn't get /fit/ but I can sympathise as I'm kinda good looking. Doesn't make a shred of difference when you're autistic though, that shit turns vaginas to deserts

>>35569414
I started skinnyfat so it took about 3 years. I started in june 2014 when I was 16, am 18 now

>>35569493
Also worth noting that I severely hurt my progress by not eating shit for a while and not really even losing much fat from it. This is doable in 2 years with some know how

>>35569321
Nice vibrator kid

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>>35569383
you got it dawg

>>35569554
It's a chamber for my asthma medication.

>>35569584
I've got a chamber for you big boy

>>35569321
What have you done to get a gf? Being fit increases your success rate, but you still need to roll the die. Women generally don't initiate things. You should get a bf since you want to be passive and already look the part.

>>35569493
You're really young. There's a lot of time to get a hottie who will match the sexiness of your body.

However, try harder to go to the gay side. It's a path to powers many consider to be unnatural.

>>35569637
But I am natural bro

>>35569346
He's not that short.

OP btw, height doesn't matter. Not a bit. If you're letting it erode your confidence, there's the problem.

T. 5'5", had 3 long term gfs and many bfs

>>35569608
You can't really tell I look like this with a shirt on so I don't get approached, and nobody in my classes talks. I'm not even sure how people go about getting acquainted with girls, much less being comfortable enough that asking them out isn't creepy. I just assumed that if they don't seek you out you're not attractive enough anyways.

>>35569674
I see, it isn't a story the normies would tell you.

The gays become so powerful and so wise they could use their bodies to influence the hormones to create life, and even save others from dying.

They became so powerful, the only thing that they afraid of is losing their fit twink power.

>>35569705
Lol no, to get sex or a partner you simply MUST do the approaching. You have to do it consistently and frequently.

Men are like fishers and the fish don't come out of the water for you. Your body is a good "fishing pole", metaphorically speaking. But a fish won't approach that pole if it's not in the water.

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>>35569321
I see you fell for the undercut meme as well. I fell for both memes but now I never lift and my long hair occasionally gets complimented on by chicks.

Don't listen to the fags telling you to stop beeing yourself.

>what is tinder

>>35569321

Maybe if you actually tried lifting?

You just look skinny OP.

>>35569705
No, that's not how it works. Non-obese women already get approached way more than they want, so they won't bother and risk rejection, even for a hottie like you. It all stems from the simple biological fact of eggs being more valuable than sperm.

>>35569493

>3 years
>for that

what the fuck have you been doing

>>35569798
So you're saying the key is to get my pole wet? In all seriousness, where/how should I approach girls that they won't brush me off or think it's weird? I don't go to any public events or anything so the only place I see women is classes, and women always complain about beta manlets asking them out.

>>35569511
You hurt your progress by NOT eating shit? Is this a typo? If you are counting calories and counting macros you can eat whatever you want?

>>35569859
I answered this question already in the thread fuckface. The answer is teenage angst. Also my strength to weight ratio is advanced on all my lifts.

>>35569908
Designated socialization places/event, like bars, or adult beer nights at the science museum. Or dating apps/sites. You'll likely be rejected or ignored several times. Don't take it as a negative, just a harmless zero. But try not to shit where you eat.

More to getting laid then just looks, women can probably pick up on your low self esteem. This can be things as you looking at the floor too often, bad posture, cracking voice when you speak or speak too soft, the way you walk, so yeah, you're just an autistic loser who works out, meanwhile a 300 pound drug dealer is fucking 3 chicks a week.

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>>35569321
You're DYEL as fuck, brah.

>>35569967
The only tinder matches I get are whales or don't respond. I have over 200 matches and I even get messaged first a surprising amount but I never manage to make anything of it. Also I'm too young to drink publicly.

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>>35569908
Hey here's an idea! Discard women because they're trash who are not worthy of your time and acquire currency.

>>35569967
>trying to meet grills at a science museum
>rlly

>>35569321
Well, since you aren't getting laid the least you could do is post lewds pretty please OP

>>35570002
I squat 325 at 145 and I really don't care how big I am. I didn't lift for the approval of some fatass on the Internet.

>>35569555
Girls will like your eyelashes.

I don't believe you that you can't get pussy. How are you actively seeking it out? Tinder would get results unless you are LITERALLY autistic. Even so...look up some Tinder threads and literally copy the approaches.

>>35570013
The science museum here has adults only nights. Why would people go if not to drink and socialize?

>>35570014
I posted lewds on Reddit once. The gay pm's were endless

>>35569959

edgy bro.

What are your stats then? You have shit genetics for muscle building if you aren't e-statting. You literally look like you don't lift at all.

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>>35569321
You look like a slightly buffer version of me so I believe your story. I'm 6'1 though. No gf, no female attention. Sad world.

>>35570041
lol no they fucking won't
t. guy who has long eyelashes

>>35570060
LINK YOU QT FAGGOT

>>35570007
If tindr isn't working out for you then I'm afraid you've gone too deep into the autism realm. It's ok though, you just need to reeducate yourself.

Read "how to win friends and influence people", followed by some Pua (pickup artist) books, to emotionally and socially condition yourself and others around you.

>>35570041
I'm 5'10", 270 lbs, and literally have the spergs.

Women are trash, shitpost on Tinder and one will suck your willy.

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>>35570037
>some fatass on the Internet

>>35570061
BW: 145
S: 325
B: 220
DL: 365
OHP: 145
I probably am a bit of an anomaly. Keep in mind I was anorexic and cut to smelly several times when I should not have and that's probably why my strength is high for my mass.

>>35570060
There's no pms here so just share we won't tell :3c

A girl might see!

>>35570075
>having long eyelashes
>not having them constantly commented upon

My eyelashes got me a threesome once. If you are close enough for them to notice they will.

>>35570103
Skelly not smelly. I shower on the reg

>Want to join the army in my country
>Meet the Basic Training requirements for push ups and sit ups
>Lost 40kg and can run 5 miles without stopping
>Have weird loose skin around my stomach
>Only have one kidney so I am waiting for them to call to confirm whether or not I can actually get in

I started lifting because of an existential dread/disgust/hatred. My thought process was that strength (not size", despite being a manlet, would help me on the path to self-realisation. Honestly, it kind of has. Even if the army rejects me, I can probably get pretty far with my newfound fitness levels. If you are working out to be "aesthetic" or for women (or men) then you're a fucking animal that's too preoccupied with mating.

>>35570084
I'll post imgur link if someone gets trips. I know someone that might browse here on occasion.

>>35570107
usually people will notice my long hair and not say anything about my eyelashes

also, ree normie, khv only

>>35570158
What do you show in the lewds?

>>35570206
Deez nutz

Organical

>>35570103

God damn why are you so fucking skinny? You don't have abs even at that bodyweight?

Anyway you're stats are pretty good, for a skelly. If you want to actually look like you lift you need to do a proper bulk. Because for anyone who isn't literally auschwitz like you those stats are sub par.

You have decent strength but your aesthetic gains so far are nil. If you started lifting to attract girls you failed.

>>35570231
Your mind is warped by being a body builder or something, surrounding yourself with images of buff men has changed your perception of real people.

Op isn't skinny and his abs while not dehydrated, chiseled, and oiled up, are really sexy. Way more fit than 90 percent of people.

Or maybe you're just overly critical to make yourself feel better about yourself.

>>35570231
Do you actually know what skelly looks like? when I try to bulk I fucking only gain fat. Also it looks to me like I have abs? Quit making fun of me unless you're gonna send me some tren in the mail

>>35570272

Dude, no doubt you're a homosexual male who would fuck a puckered asshole stapled to a hot pile of shit, so I don't think your opinion counts for much.

>>35570272
He's been lifting for 3 YEARS. That's pathetic progress for so much time.

>>35570225
You should include butt, you look like you'd have a very nice lickable ass

>>35570176
I am a literal autist but if you have any money at all girls just consider it sweet and eccentric.

>>35570292

I'm not making fun you sensitive little flower.

If you only gain fat when bulking then you're doing it fucking wrong. Go read the sticky on /fit/ and actually learn about nutrition. Seriously your strength genes are good, you just aren't letting them reach their potential by eating poorly and denying your body the chance to grow.

>>35570305
Isn't the point of exercise to be strong and healthy, not meet some standardized imagery?
>>35570295
>ad hominem
>straw man

Ahh, so it's the "critical to feel better about himself" part.

Understood

Why are there so many faggots in this thread? Like flies around fucking shit.

>>35570305
I'm not disputing that either but I already told you why and you're continuing to put me down for no reason. You're more autistic than even I am faggot

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>>35570349
>19k+ in bank account
>have car & motorcycle (paid cash for)
>$1700+ computer
>work everyday of the week

still a khhv.

>>35570396

Why do people respond with "ad hominem!!!1" every time they get insulted these days? You think this is some fucking Harvard debate or some shit fag?

>>35570429
>take a pic of you on bike
>put it on tinder
>acquire pussy

"Want a ride?"

lelelelel on you or the bike ;);0

Smash

Girls are simple animals.

>>35570388
Also I've read the fucking sticky. That's how I made what progress I have. I'm 18 and volatile and I cut forever because I wanted abs really badly like the guys who played soccer in my high school.

>>35570514
I've since started eating like 300-400 above maintenance but these things take time to come back from.

>>35570514

I don't know what to tell you. You're doing something wrong but I don't care enough to investigate

You realise on a bulk you're going to get fat right? Like just a little? So if you're having some teenage girl anorexia attack when you notice your face getting a little less cut then your problem is mental rather than physical.

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>>35570503
Oh come on now, is it really that easy?
All I have to do is sit on my cheap ass $7,000 bike and I'll get laid? How is that even possible?

>>35570602
I literally just told you I'm bulking and making progress on lifts now please clean the semen from your eyes

>>35570621
It's the female brain.

Motorcycles imply a bit of danger that you are capable of surmounting. +1 pussy tingles

Owning a second vehicle implies financial security. +1 pussy tingles

The prospect of taking selfies with your bike offers female social capital. +1 pussy tingles

You know something about bikes and it is a natural conversation starter. Demonstrating mastery +1 pussy tingles

Don't overcomplicate this. Girls are dumb animals and utterly predictable.

>>35570717
Oh, and

"you're the perfect size to ride with me if you have a decent sense of balance"

They'll be so busy validating themselves they'll invite themselves over.

>>35570717
People are dumb animals, figuring out the basic algorithms to manipulation is the only true communication strategy.

>>35570717
Lmao. When you first commented I thought of a bicycle and thought "wtf" until this comment cleared it up. How silly of me.

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You look great OP, you probably aren't approaching girls. Also I wish I wasn't skinnyfat, but I'm so ugly it doesn't matter anyways, I just do exercises in my room every day, without any food restrictions (if I want to a eat a burger, I eat it etc). It makes me feel good, and it's at least healthy.
Pic related (shitty quality, I know), just so you could feel better about yourself, because you should.

>>35570848
That doesn't make me feel any better, because I've worked a lot harder for a lot less results because I'm retarded

>>35570890
You're talking shit now, sure that someone with better genetics would have better results within 3 years of work, but you still look great, and definitely above average. Be proud of the body you have.

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>>35570932
It's not my genetics, it's because I fucked around and was a skelly on purpose for a while. This was me just last August or September

>>35571055
Christ man, you really are a retard if you complain with such a body. Just go fuck some bitches, you don't belong here.

>>35571088
Having a decent body doesn't make me any less boring or autistic

yes i know what you mean. it just make you a fit robot. i was big just you don't know what to talk about since girls aren't interested in video games. i was at a bar drinking by myself and some hot girl came up to me. i told her somethings, then told her i'm looking for a girl to turn me around from video games she got up and left. hide your power level.

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>tfw no trips yet

>>35571158
None of that matters, girls just want to fuck you. If you're attractive, whatever you talk will be good and you'll gain their sympathies. What is this, your first day on the internet? Are you 14? Do you believe true love exists?
Get it together.

>>35571158
this is the most self defeating shit i have read

its your mentality, get some fucking confidence jesus christ

do your balls work

get aggressive

>>35571197
NO LEWDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35569321
If that's fit then I'm fucking ripped.

>>35569321
>>35569555
Checked. Also, it's not your looks. So it's height. personality,status, or some combination of the three. At least you got trips

>>35571664
>>35569321

Do these trips count OP?

>>35571550
You may be. I mean, I can count six individual abs in this picture so I don't know why you niggers keep beating on me, but I guess I shouldn't have posted in /r9k/ expecting anything else.

>>35571970
No I agreed to it after I got those trips

5'8" is a MAJOR hit in your looks. The average western white male is between 5'11 - 6'1 these days, you literally cannot compete. Why would a decent girl choose you, when she can get a guy thats just as ripped and way taller than you without breaking a sweat?

>>35572247
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck :((((((((((((

Origenskufjffhergds

sometimes i'll get in a thread like this and honestly think the reason you aren't pulling pussy is because you don't smile.

try smiling at women as you make eye contact with them.
i know it sounds really simple and stupid, but this is women we're talking about. they go silly over pretty colors and shiny trinkets.

>>35572586
>just smile

Fuck off, normo

HEIGHT FACE FRAME

You do not need to lift, it does help give you one point, but all that time used for lifting and eating right is too much work. Just don't be fat

>>35569321
>fell for the /fit/ meme
>still 6'3 and autistic
>no gf

don't worry bud, it's not all in the height

>>35572586
the only reason he doesn't get a gf is he has the 'tism and can't pick up on body language cues that girls like him and goes after girls out of his league

I dont really know why I posting this.

>>35572586
I have massive resting bitch face. Is it actually a pretty important thing to work on?

>>35573147
I think so. I also have a resting bitch face and people in the past have told me that I look unwelcoming and kind of angry.

>>35573147
it's pretty important. smiling and waving at women are important skills to understand because you're able to get visual cues of approval, they don't have to say anything and you don't have to approach them and break ice without knowing if they're in the mood for it or not.

>>35572898
>implying I go "go for" specific girls and fail like an orbiter faggot
I'm serious, I don't really get any social contact to begin with, much less a girl to even try asking out. I'm a robot, not a beta cuck

>>35573147
You should practice smiling at everyone you interact with. It's major in meeting new people. It defines how people see you. Think about how nice it is to be smiled at.

Again read "how to win friends and influence people"

>>35573213
I've heard of it but I thought it was just a PUA meme. I'll give it a read.

>>35569321
>fall for /fit/ meme
>still DYEL

k

>>35573235
Nah it's basically a fundamentals of psychology and sociology. And it's a pretty easy read, plus a free PDF is easy to find with google.

But the key points it holds are: never criticize, show interest in every aspect of another's life, smile, ask questions, and focus on the wants of others instead of ourselves.

These tactics make people interested in talking to us

>>35569908
OP, you fell for the gym meme now don't fall for the PUA meme. You don't have to approach like a fucking machine, and believe it or not if a girl is interested in you, she'll let you know. Now, if your autism is strong enough that you can't see the signs that's a problem (I know that feel very well), but approaching random like a rapist won't do you any good, trust me.

>>35573720
Since you admit to your autism, literally what would you know

>>35573720
How am I supposed to meet girls if I don't approach randoms? It's not like I already know I girl and I'm not sure if she likes me or not. I literally just do not know any girls.

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>>35571158
Reminds me of this dude on Ylilauta

He had money, height and a Chad face, drove a Pontiac Firebird and all that

But he would just sit in his small one-bedroom apartment and collect antique, draw comics apparently just for imageboards, and occasionally go to a anime / cosplay convention

He ended up messaging lewd shit to 13-15 year old girls on GoSupermodel and got charged in court for "luring" young girls

You can fuck up even if you're rich, handsome and tall, but a robot

So I think we should focus on where you go to where other people are, if you go at all. What do you like doing? Do you like video games? I'd assume for a robot that's a pretty common activity since you can entertain yourself alone. Try going to a public LAN party, where I'm from groups of teenage girls tend to go there to look around for nerd Chad, which you are.

>>35573809
Because it just doesn't work, I read way too much about it. There was even a screencap of a thread on 4chan, I'll post it if I can find it. Also, google anti pua johnny (I think that's what it's called). That blog saved me, I was about to try PUA even if it sounded like bullshit to me, but reading that blog actually confirmed my fears. The random approaches, the "numbers game" is NOT how it's supposed to work. That much I can tell you.
>>35573891
I know man, huge problem for me too, but that doesn't magically make the random approach work.

>>35573926
Random approach is stupid in theory but it's the basis of online dating sites and apps, to an extent.

>>35573896
I'm pretty basic as far as a robot goes. I genuinely enjoy anime and video games. I actually went to the anime club at my college and it was a sausage fest save for two whales, so that's out of the question. There were also Chad faced tall skeletors there, which girls my age like better anyways.

>>35573926
How do you approach it then? Most people I know met their girlfriends through mutual friends, and since I have no friends this is an issue.

>>35573896

>chad face

literally what

>>35573985
I'd argue video games are a larger demographic and much more attractive to normies, which is why I mentioned the LAN parties

This is just based on my assumptions that are based on my environment and I have no idea how big your town is / what the people do around there

But video gaming has gotten bigger and become appreciated to the point of things like "e-sports" which even I find ridiculous even though I've enjoyed gaming since I was 5

>>35574011
If you find a solution, let me know. And I just want to make something clear: I'm not saying that if you see a nice girl at a bar (or whatever) you necessarily must not approach her, but never do the typical PUA routine that sounds like
>go to the mall and approach X random girls
That is what you must avoid at all costs. It fucks you up even more, even if you lose all approach anxiety, that's not a good sign it just means that you've become even colder and "autistic" for lack of a better term.

>>35574098
Nah man don't worry. I'm autistic but I'm self aware enough to know that kind of shit doesn't work

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>>35574039
Symmetrical features, sturdy portruding chin, good skin

Just imagine if he had a short spiky haircut and wore typical high school Chad shit, it would be archetypal

>Tfw still no trips

>>35574372
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeorhdhjvghgf

>>35569321
just start sucking dicks. men are beautiful. and you are too. fuck women.

>>35574804
Mmmmmmm dickkkk

Orgggginal

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Tfw this is a Chad to my eyes
>5'4 18
>Fatass
>acnefag

>>35575288
How fat are your, anon?

HEIGHT, FACE, FRAME

Don't even bother if you're genetics can't back it up.

>>35575288
>Fatass
Being fat is a choice. The wrong one.

It's probably making your acne worse, as well.

>>35575562
H-how do you lose weight?

Orig

>>35575702
exercise and diet
and stick to it
post pics over time to give other people inspiration ^^

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>>35569321
>5'7 and autistic lift to get out of smelly mode get gf things going good find out she sent nudes to a guy who is shorter less muscular but has a 9 inch horse dick
>Tfw only 6.5 inches

>>35572231
I wasn't trying to douse your ego man. I'm just surprised being skinny fat is the new fit.

>>35569321
cool fallout shelter sign! I have the same one in my apartment. If it makes you feel any better I am 6'5" and it doesnt really help me overcome my autism. I guess it has helped me get laid on a few extremely rare occasions. I havent had a gf since 2009. Dont think that getting into shape was a total waste. Go to places where you can walk around shirtless and it should at least get you laid.

>>35575821
Are you still in shape?

>>35576190
never really got in shape. At best I was skinny, a little over weight now. As you hinted at earlier, speaking skills and communication are more valuable than getting ripped at the gym. I have never been as good of shape as you are, so I can't relate entirely to your position.

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>>35575762
Hmmmmmmmm. I have a sinking suspicion

>>35570095
Sick lighting fatass

>>35569321
I'd touch you with my half a foot pole

>>35575738
you should be glad you arent dating that vapid slut anymore anon.