>mum asks if ur gay

This is the WORST, i HATE it

>>35569588
>mum asks if ur gay
my mom does this a lot jokingly
jokes on her, I actually AM gay

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>>35569913
I'm secretly bi, but it's rude for her to ask

>never have girlfriend
>parents assume gay

>never have boyfriend
>parents don't assume straight

This is true injustice

>>35570062
I totally agree. They could at least assume I'm asexual.

fuckoff dasd

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>Foster mom asks if I'm gay
>Tell her no
>I actually am

>people don't ask that despite you never having a gf because it's readily observed that you are ugly and autistic

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>>35571575
Always deny it anon.

>>35571730
At least they are sure you aren't gay, isn't that a good thing?

Why are Kumiko posters all faggots?

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>>35572190
I'm not a faggot, rude

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>>35572284
>He doesn't want to make another guy cum
Why not?

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>>35572324
Just because I want to give head to a guy and swallow his protein doesn't mean I'm a faggot.

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>>35572416
Anon that's gay. You're gay. Wanna frot?

>tfw pure bottom gay af fag
>raised by single mom trying her best
>have an err of femininity about me my whole life
>not like flamboyant obnoxious gay but quiet and graceful
>came out when I was 15
>my mom literally said "Sweety, I've seen those panties you try to hide. I would be worried if you weren't gay." in her crazy southern accent

I love that woman

>>35572177
>At least they are sure you aren't gay, isn't that a good thing?
If people think you're a gay because you don't have a girlfriend that implies they think you should be otherwise desirable. In that sense it is a better situation than even the outside world acknowledging how hopeless you are.

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>>35572442
cute story
where you from?

tell mom that i'm not gay. she told me i know your not gay. told her paddy(uncle's fiance) thinks so. she said i know she thinks so.

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>>35572435
>frot
That seems pretty lewd

>>35572442
I'm happy for you anon

>>35572460
You're just assuming stuff about yourself, be more confident!

>>35572549
What a bully, this pisses me off.

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>>35572622
>That seems pretty lewd
It's incredibly lewd.

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>>35572802
Not that I mind some lewdness though

>>35572622
i call her annoying paddy behind her back. i guess she was a boss or someone big in at & t before it became front tier.

>>35573093
What about your uncle? Is he a cool guy?

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>mom jokingly asks if you're gay
>can't answer honestly bi because she'd disown you

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>>35573733
I'm bi as well. I don't know what my mom would do to me t.bh. Is your mom religious?

What is up with all the gays and bi people on this board? There's so many of them! Is it just that we are gtting so sex deprived we are willling to turn on or own for our sexual needs like a bunch of niggers in prison?
My mom did ask me if I were gay too, started with saiying my dad thinks I am so she was curious. Great parenting 101, say it was the other parents idea.

>tfw you bring a girl home and dad closes his door because you're making her moan and scream your name
>tfw you fuck her at her place when her mom's in the next room over
I hate that bitch but man do I miss the sex

>>35572442
that's a really cute story anon. I always deny it when my mom asks if I'm gay, it's too embarrassing.

>>35573987
>has had the sex with a girl
Fucking normie get out, REEEEEEEEE!

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>>35573981
>What is up with all the gays and bi people on this board?
I have no idea why this happens

>Great parenting 101, say it was the other parents idea.
lmao, at least she was honest. Do you resent your dad for thinking that?

>>35573987
Normie!

>>35571575
Same except with my actual mother

>>35574147
I don't really resent my dad. Its weird. He basically crashed my parents mariage (they divorced this christmas, fun time that was), he gets very angry very easily, can be super prejudiced and when he wants something done it wil be his way, you won't be able to stop him. He can be terrible yet I still live with him and I can't dislike him.

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>>35573981
Trap threads made me question my sexuality. Being lewd with other anons online made me realize how much I like making guys cum. Seeing anon post dick pictures made me realize I like cock a lot.
I can't really speak for everyone else though.

>>35572442
Openly admitted that with no father figure and a mom who accepts proves time and time again single moms are a cancer.

>>35572442
Wow your mom seems awesome.

>>35574346
Because hes gay?

reminder: gay threads in r9k are 100% psyops

>>35574416
wtf is a psyops ??????:?

>>35574346
I don't know how much that theory holds because I had no mother figure and I'm gay

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>Mum tells people she tried to raise you gay.

>>35574450
Your dad was a faggot

>>35573931
yeah that's the problem

oh well no need to come out will never get a bf or gf

>>35574455
I wish my mom tried to raise me as a girl and made me transition desu

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>>35574323
I see. That's good then, you're a good person for liking him despite his flaws

>>35574438
I'd like to know too

>>35574455
Did she fail?

>>35574338
>>35574484
>Being lewd with other anons online made me realize how much I like making guys cum
>oh well no need to come out will never get a bf or gf
same desu senpais

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>>35569588
>>mom asks if you're gay
>it was because she caught you watching my little ponyonce
>completely heterosexual
>tfw

>>35574526
lol haha what a fag. GAY!!!

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Hi mum, I'm gay.

And I do crossplay. :3

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>>35574438
>>35574544

Brainwashed into thinking being a faggot is a better life

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>>35574605
I'm going to need some images to verify that claim anon~

>>35572468
I'm from Philadelphia, my mom's from Georgia.

>>35574095
I don't think it should be embarrassing, it's who you are. I understand that it could be difficult though, I got really lucky. There are people who would actually die if they revealed their sexuality or acted on it. I didn't even have to deal with an uncomfortable parent. I feel for every gay kid who is trying to figure out who they are that doesn't have parents that make it easy.

>>35574346
It's not like I do any harm to anyone, I just like it when boys put penises in my butt.

>>35574666
>need some images
Ah, you lewd satan :3

I don't wanna post ;_;

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>be gay
>don't want to be gay

bury me not on the lone prairie

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>>35574709
I got trips, just post them anoooooon~
at least post dicku :3

>>35574711
Pastor Manning knows how you feel, he'll help ya fo sho.

>>35574731
D-don't look me like that.

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>>35574780
Anon, that wasn't a question~
just let me see ur cute lil cock~

>>35574711
Honestly I'm pretty sure most people don't want to be gay but there isn't much you can do about it.

>>35574605
Can you please post your crossplay? Pretty please?

>>35574807
>cute cock~
He's not cute, you bully ;_;

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>>35574780
Fucking post it already, it's the only reason why I have this thread open.

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>>35574812
>there isn't much you can do about it.
Just fap to something that isn't gay that gets you off. I fap to loli hentai for instance.

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>>35574834
Of coarse it's cute, because you're such a cutie~
Don't make me REALLY start bullying youuuu~

>mom asks if I want to be a girl

>>35574858
did you answer honestly, and did she ask because she found your mones?

>>35574848
Jokes on you the only thing that gets me off is men. I can't get hard to any female.

>>35574858
I wish my mom asked me this I would be so happy I would probably start crying.

>>35574927
I know that feel too well
original shared feel

>>35574686
I wouldn't die and my parents would accept it but I'm stillsuper embarrassed. I'm already such a loser, I could never admit to them that I'm gay and trans

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>>35569588
>mom starts saying "girlfriend OR boyfriend" when asking if I'm seeing anyone

>>35574969
are you on hrt? if so, it's only a matter of time

>parents ask if I'm a faggot
>"yeah"
literally nothing happened execpt for my junkie mom thinking I'm a dissapointment

>>35569588
>have bf
>people assume I'm gay
>let them think that
>actually a renaissance man

>>35575000
THAT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

orig

>>35575014
no I'm not but I might start soon

They ask all the time anyway so I figure they know and I'm just too pussy to admit it.

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>>35574416
>>35574438
>>35574544

Not him, but it is a possibility. Psychological Operations by CIA or other groups to influence opinions and emotions.

There may be someone out there spreading gay propaganda to scoop up lonely depressed robots. Perhaps its meant to pacify us so we don't all start shooting up places, perhaps its actual faggots trying to fuck our skinny virgin buttholes, or maybe /pol/ is right and its the jews trying to stop white reproduction. We like to think we are immune to agendas on 4chan but truthfully those with secret agendas have just as much anonymity as any of us. People don't think enough about how many people out there are trying to sell you ideas.

But hey, not like I'm complaining, i've seen the light and know that girls (male) are better. Lets all just go back to jacking off.

>>35574969
I know the feels I like men and I've always wanted to be a girl. I'm a 21 year old NEET already I don't want to burden them more and what if they didn't accept me and kicked me out.

>>35575036
If they ask you all the time you should be fine anon just tell them.

>>35569588
I'm glad my mom never asked me if I'm gay. I'm pretty sure my parents have considered that possibility though.

>>35575048
>actual faggots trying to fuck our skinny virgin buttholes
jokes on you i wanna get fucked

>>35574900
>>35574900

Iktfsenpai. Getting off to women would make life a lot easier.

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>>35575028
I guess the lack of dating anyone has made her think I could be gay.
I'm probably bi but still

>>35575102
n'aww cute anon

are you gay though?

>>35575072
I feel like, even if you 100% swallow the "born that way" bluepill (memes aside I do, because I was) I feel like they would still wonder where they went wrong and be disappointed in me. I already give them so many reasons to be disappointed. So I feel like I can't admit it to them and maybe by repeatedly denying it they can keep some hope alive that their son is normal? idk

>>35574969
I guess you should start popping those pills then! I honestly don't know anything about trans people. For some reason people think the trans and gay community are tight. I'm not saying you assumed that, just that for some reason people think I understand trans people because I'm gay.

>>35574323
That's just the way family is. It's the best and worst thing there is

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>>35574900
>tfw attracted to little girls and adult guys

>>35575130
Honestly I like everyone that's LGBT I don't know why but I guess I see them as like one of my kind.

>>35575127
While I disagree and don't think any of us were "born this way," you should embrace and love your sexuality. You can't do anything about it and you shouldn't let it be anything more than a craving for cock.

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>>35575048
Tell me the CIA made me post it. Go on.

>>35569588
Tfw whole family asked if I'm gay... Also a lot of people online ask as well as I "come off" as gay..

I'm not gay ffs

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>>35575122
I self-insert as the grill in most things I fap to, but I'm still attracted to females irl.
It's a weird feel

>>35575186
yes you are anon
admit it
you love cock

>>35575130
sorry, I didn't mean to assume that. I get that the 'T' in LGBT is an outlier for sure

>>35575213
I'm bi and I always self inserted as the girl years later I figured out I was trans.

>>35574900
I can only get hard to furry boys these days baka

>>35575213
so...
do you wanna be a trap? or do you just wanna be with a man?

>>35575237
You shouldn't feel bad for it. I just can't relate to trans people. I think they should do what they want and try to be who they want to be, but I don't feel similar to them. To me being trans isn't sexual so it just doesn't fit because it's more about identity and stuff.

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>>35575078
Of course, most in this thread do. But do you ever wonder what or who makes you want to?

Maybe your being mentally groomed from the shadows by anonymous admirers, being psychologically conditioned to lust for cocks. Maybe eventually break down mentally to nothing but cock-hungry slaves. By then they will have tracked you down, and scooped you up to "work" for them.

Really makes you think eh?

>>35575185
U mad whiteboi?

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>>35575240
Oh.
>>35575278
Don't really have any desire to be a trap or anything. I just know what I fap to.
I'd 100% be a 2d trap though.

>>35575213
>>35575240
DISCLAIMER PLEASE READ

Autogynephila is not being trans. I repeat, autogynephila is not being trans. Please do not transition because you self insert as the girl when fapping. If you don't want to be a girl when you don't have a boner and don't have legitimate dysphoria then you are not trans.

I'm only trying to warn you before you ruin your life over a fetish. Being trans is not sexual.

>>35575315
if you dont desire to be a trap would you consider actually being with a man? or is it just an idea that gets you off?

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>>35575345
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I have agp, but didn't want to say it since a lot of people say it's a meme.
>>35575353
If I liked the person, I could probably be with one. It's just mainly the idea right now.

>>35575345
This, but AGP can take over your mind, and stretch out to non-sexual parts of life. Dysphoria can come out of fucking nowhere sometimes.

>>35575380
well, fyi, you can always find someone on here that'll be willing to fuck you or just hug you i-if thats all you w-wanted to do...

>>35575345
I think originally I just might've had agp but eventually I got dysphoria and starting thinking about how I'm not a girl and wanted to be one all the time.

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>>35575408
I don't plan on meeting up with an anon just to fuck or whatever; if we got along and lived nearby then maybe.

>>35575416
Actually I don't know I kinda always wanted to be a girl. I definitely didn't experience dysphora at least badly until a few years ago though.

>>35575438
o-ok anon...

origgg

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>Tfw your mom is telling you all the storys where she and her boyfriends went out dancing and partying.
>Tfw she is asking you constantly if you have a girlfriend or if you are gay
>if she only knew how she is hurting me

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Anyone on the east coast USA wanna take my anal virginity? I'm not a cute trap but I do crossdress

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>>35575557
Depends, what state?

>>35575557
I'm also a gay bottom(that's probably closest trans) you think someone from 4chan would really meet up with you for that? A-asking for a friend.

>>35575618
yeah
i met up with a fem bottom and planning to fuck the next time we meet up
it can happen, keep looking anon

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>>35575618
Depends how qt you are.

>>35571730
This to be honest. People assuming you're gay is actually a testament to your normalcy. They believe you could easily have a relationship if you wanted one. You know you're really fucked when no one questions it because it's so blatantly obvious

>>35575602
SC I can drive though

>>35575618
People have offered here before but nobody lives close.

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>>35575654
Oh damn, I'm Virginia. Pretty close actually~
I'm a bottom though, sorry anon~

>coming out to mom
>"you mean like Caitlin Jenner? "

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>>35569588
This thread is fucking weird, on one hand I want to severely injure most of you yet at the same time I want to hug the ever-loving shit out of you.

>>35575700
buckle up, buckeroo

>>35575716
Anon I would hug you so hard you'd forget all about hurting me.

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>>35575673
It's okay, I'm sure I'll find a dominant bf one day

I wouldn't mind you faggots and your gay threads if it wasn't for the cute anime girl posting

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>>35575766
Faggots like cute things.

>>35575716
Not too rare of a feel. I was the wise crack making jokes about trannys at family events, until I realized I wanted to be a girl myself.

>>35575310
i would guess the one time i got fucked and liked it is the reason i want to
pretty sure hentai played a part though, self-insertion and all, wonder if hentai is a conspiracy

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>mom thinks I'm gay with a friend
> she gets all emotional about it
> deny it
>mfw little does she know I've sucked his benis

>>35576138
Details anon. Who is he to you and how did you end up sucking his cock?

>>35576138
I was in a somewhat similar situation

>be a fag
>get a bf
>get pretty lewd pretty fast
>mom keeps asking me if he's my bf
>say no over and over
>eventually come out
>she was okay with us fucking in my room

She always said "I'd rather you do it here and be safe instead of hiding out in some car where you might get hurt by a bad person."

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>>35576021
Hentai is japan's final revenge on america for hiroshima

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>>35576177
He's my best friend I've known for four years.
A few years ago, he tried getting me to touch him but I was like no because I was in a relationship. Regretted it and was crazy horny for a while. Soon afterwards he said he wanted to have sex with me, but we never had the opportunity until a few weekends ago. I pulled his benis out after he took his pants off and started going to town

>>35576138
Haha jokes on her. Now you should suck HER penis

>>35576286
Make him your boyfriend anon. I made my best friend my boyfriend and I don't regret it.

>>35576286
tfw best friend is straight

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>>35576347
>mfw already asked him out, he considered it, but said no
Things are a bit different now so I possibly could ask him out again but I feel bad about being bothersome

>>35576424
Then at least keep letting him fuck you. He'll warm up to you hopefully.

>>35576471

That's not how homosexuality works.

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>>35576494
It's how non-degenerate homosexuality works. Not everyone who is gay is a chap wearing, flaming faggot who molests little boys at pride parades.

>>35572442
So cute anon~

>>35576517

>non-degenerate homosexuality

Oxymoron

>>35574338
tfw i've made a guy cum over the phone describing sucking him off
NSFW

>>35576619
Degeneracy is relative.

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>>35576471
He was even joking about how some girl was gonna ruin her wedding bc she want to be with him and he was like "it takes more than that to be with me". Even though he was joking I feel like he has better options than me. I'm trying to screw him more though

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>>35576625
>tfw came with my steambf at the same time over steam
>all I did was tell him what I wanted to do him
I got to do what I said too.

>>35576649
Don't give up anon. Good luck.

>>35576677
Maybe ill ask him after the second time we do it. The first time he rejected me I flipped out bc he didn't bother telling me his answer. I just wanna cuddle a bf

>>35576649
To you guys switch? Sometimes I wonder if I could get into an actual relationship if I switched. Too bad my penis is small, I'm tiny, super submissive, and I really don't like fucking someone. I'm happy with busting my nut while laying on my back in missionary.

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>>35569913
Mike "turning fruits into vegetables" Pence
need to write more to make comment original

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>>35576754
We only did it once, but the way he talks he is open for switching

And that's cute, anon. I front get why you couldn't get into a relationship being that way

>>35576828
Well a lot of ultra-macho, manly manly tops the kind that makes my cock drip typically assume that I'm a closeted trans or that I identify as a girl and that I'm too scared to start hormones. I don't hook up often, I want to be way sluttier but I'm just too scared of STDs and getting in a bad situation, but the few times I have they always get angry that I don't call myself a girl or that I'm just a bottom when I go for more "normal" gay guys. Please note that this is a very small sample size of three. Two that got mad that I don't identify as a woman and one that was upset that I won't switch

I probably would wear one of those cock sleeves if I had to. For a bf, not a hookup.

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>>35576909
I'd be ur bf if you were close by anon. I get that some guys are fem and don't want to be girls at the same time, but I'm not exactly a super-macho guy. I'm 6', that's about it.

>>35577020
I wouldn't need a perfect ultra manly guy to be my bf. I would probably prefer a guy that seemed straight unless you knew they were gay. It's just that testosterone oozing beefcakes are what really get me going.

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>tfw you leave your thread for a minute, and when you return everyone is being too gay

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What age were you when you stopped being in denial about being a faggot?
24.

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>>35577173
Hey anon, do you want to get gay with me~?
>>35577208
14, I was pretty early.

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>>35577139
>I would probably prefer a guy that seemed straight unless you knew they were gay


Describes me well. I look like an average straight person desu
>>35577173
Come be gay with us
>>35577208
16/17

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>>35577249
If that's what you want, I guess I have no choice...

>>35577208
18. Why did take you so long anon?

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>be 16
>watching tv with dad and trophy wife stepmom
>dad mentions that scarlett johansson is hot
>enthusiastically agree
>stepmom: "wait, I thought you were gay"
>ask why
>"because you never brought any girls home"

This is how stacies think. If you're not fucking girls on the regular by your mid-teens you're a faggot.

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>>35577357
Do you want to be gay with us too?
>>35577358
That's the spirit~
How big are you?

My doctor gave me a weird look and asked if I was using condoms when having sex

My therapist on our first session asked if I was gay

My brother in law constantly say passive aggressive stuff like "that comes in pink too"

I'm actually not gay. Seriously. Just shy and I get nervous and say stupid stuff when around too many people. Oh well

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>>35569588
i have never even had a sniff of a gf, and i've never been asked

either i am manly, or you guys are camp as fuck. i say it's the latter

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>>35577358
>Why did take you so long anon?
Because I'm a huge lolicon and I just ignored all the times I fapped to gay shit.
I honestly thought it wasn't gay because I preferred lolis at the time. Now I prefer gay stuff more.

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>>35577484
Do you want to know my height, or the size of my dick?

>>35577419
>>35577510
That's awful anons. Please don't be passive and defend yourselves, it's not fair for people to guess your sexuality.

>>35577525
Stop bullying

>>35577586
lmao. I'm glad you accept yourself now, good for you ^^

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>>35577484
I've already been gaying up the thread desu

>>35574686

Are you having lots of sex outside of relationships?

How many guys have you fucked? How old are you?

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>>35577665
I want to know your dick size silly~
>>35577675
Things can get gayer you know~
Are you in the states?

>mums ask if ur gay

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>>35577746
4 inches. Yeah, I know, a little disappointing.

>>35577724
I've had sex with four guys. One relationship, two hookups, and one guy a fucked a few times.

I'm 20.

>>35577858
That's not too bad mine's like 3 inches

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>>35575746
This was me an hour ago but I found a nice boy in another thread who lives near me and we're meeting Tuesday. Life changes in great ways.

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>>35577858
>disappointing
nooooo~
small dicks are great! I'm only 5 inches anyway~
Maybe we could rub our cocks together?
>>35577901
>3 inches
Geez, so many cute cocks in this thread!
Show me pictures maybe~?

>tfw most guys seeking guys are slutty
>Tfw 6"3 and pretty big (lifted for 4 years) but too self conscious about my face
>Tfw STD risk is far higher than with heteros
>Tfw just want a nice affectionate subby bf who isn't a STD-riddled cumdump, and who wants a nice meaningful relationship where we enjoy spending time and cuddling together too
>Him being a power bottom would be even better to accommodate for my shyness

I guess I'll just accept being alone though. Neither males nor females show any concrete interest, get the odd compliment on my body or an "outfit" as it's been said but i feel like nobody would find me attractive.

>>35577901

I guess that's fairly normal, from your post i assumed you were some kind of uberslut. Are you clean? Do you prefer hookups to relationships?

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>>35577746
Yes, I am in the states desu
>>35577925
I have about a 6 1/2 one. Not sure, haven't measured in a while

Jokes on her, being a robot is much worst than being a closeted faggot.

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>>35577858
>>35577901
Small cocks are incredibly cute.

anyone here been sent to gay camp?

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>>35578012
What state, east coast?
And 6 1/2 isn't so bad, I wouldn't mind having that in my mouth at all!

>bring up marriage request chit with my chief, formality and all that shit.
>tell him my fiance is coming over in a few weeks and I'd like to get married then.
>"ET1, you know the chaplain is a religious man first, military second Right? if he has a problem with you and your boyfriend, you'll have to go somewhere else."

why would he just assume I'm gay.

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>>35578078
Sort of I'm in eastern ohio so it's not far

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>>35577901
>3 inches
Cute.

>>35577925
That sounds great. Maybe we can cuddle too?

>>35577960
Iktf

>>35578070
I agree, but mine isn't that cute tb h

>>35578073
Do you mean a "pray the gay away" camp, or a camp where people have sex? We don't have the former here in Europe

>>35578181
>eastern ohio
post town or town near

>>35578214
Please post it anon, we won't mock you.

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>>35569588
>actually had mansex
>never had a gf
>no one has ever asked if I was gay

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>>35578214
Of coarse we would cuddle cutie~
Do you like being the big spoon, or little?
>>35578181
I'm in Virginia, so we're a bit far apart. Such a shame, I would have loved to give you the succ~

>>35578226
Near Lancaster and Athens desu

>>35577960
Where are you from?

oregano oregano

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>>35578168
I have no idea anon. Do you have any gay mannerisms?

>>35578256
http://i.imgur.com/TN9ScK2.jpg
It's not that I'm afraid of mocking, I just find it pretty boring.

>>35578296
Lucky!

>>35578301
Little spoon, I like to feel safe.

>>35578484

UK.

<Notanoriginalomessage>

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>>35578494
I like the feeling of little spoon too. Maybe we could just cuddle face to face and give each other little kisses? Or I could be your big spoon, depending on how tall you are. I'm only 5'9 though.

>>35578543
Ah, literally another continent...

Such is life.

>>35578617

:(

Sorry about that man. Tell me about yourself.

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>>35578585
>Maybe we could just cuddle face to face and give each other little kisses?
Sounds good too, whatever you decide is fine with me :3

I'm 5'4, I hope that's not a deal breaker

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>>35578393
>>35578226
Repondes s'il te plait MAINTENENT

>>35578647

Just a gamer going IT route, not much else since no motivation for anything, even less so these past 2 months that I'm heartbroken. You?

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>>35578786
literally perfect~
I really want to give you cudds anon, you sound great.
how do you not have a BF, your measurements are great

>>35578820

Aside from what I posted in my original post, just a lonely sad student with no friends at university posting on /r9k/ whilst I watch my friends from before uni be successful and have partners etc.

What left you heartbroken? A break up?

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>>35578494
How does it feel to know someone is fapping to your cock right now/

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>>35578494
>http://i.imgur.com/TN9ScK2.jpg

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>>35578893
>how do you not have a BF,
I'm not very outgoing...

>>35578987
>>35579028
I'm blushing for real right now, s-stop it

>>35579082
Stroke it for us anon. Please?
When you cum please record a vocaroo for us.

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>>35579082
You should work on that anon, you're total bf material. Nice cock too, saved~

>>35569588
wew
e e
wew
e e
wew

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>>35579106
>When you cum please record a vocaroo for us.
Muri! Too embarrassing >.<

But fapping is a good idea, this thread got me horny

>>35579302
Thanks, I'll do my best!

>tfw accidentally drunkenly tell my sister i like another boy she tells my whole family

t-thanks.

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>>35569588
>anime
of course you're a faggot

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>>35579488
>But fapping is a good idea, this thread got me horny
LEWD
I can't find it that lewd though, I've been stroking it for a while~
What do you usually fap to?

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>>35579518
Jesus. How did they react?

>>35579583
I'm not a faggot!

>>35579610
Gay doujins with group sex. Crossdressing is good too once in a while.

>>35578974
We didn't even get to date, but that doesn't change how ya feel yeah. Was led on pretty bad.
Just the fact you're going to uni beats me already, keep it up.

>>35579811
Some don't talk to me anymore, and others just seem to talk to me in a weird way.

They never really said anything though. But I know that's the reason.

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>>35579811
checked, still a faggot

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>>35579811
>I'm not a faggot!
I don't know anon, you seem pretty gay to me.
>Gay doujins with group sex. Crossdressing is good too once in a while.
So lewd~
I really like cute crossdressing stories like
https://exhentai.org/g/1028071/d27e8724e6/
In terms of 3d, I stick to cute boys like you though. Sometimes if I'm feeling really lewd, I like femdom and cbt stuff
You have a really cute cock though, so I think I'll be sticking to that tonight~

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>>35579976
That's awful. Did you try to deny it?

>>35580036
>I don't know anon, you seem pretty gay to me.
Just because we are a little a gay doesn't mean we are faggots!

>https://exhentai.org/g/1028071/d27e8724e6/
Thanks, I'll fap to that

>femdom and cbt stuff
I like it too. What aspects of femdom do you like?

>You have a really cute cock though, so I think I'll be sticking to that tonight~
i-i'm not glad or anything, baka!

>>35580306
>That's awful. Did you try to deny it?

Not really, I just don't properly respond when anyone mentions it, or hints at it. It's embarrassing.

>>35580392
Your sister is a cunt, I wouldn't even talk to her anymore if I were you.

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>>35580306
>I like it too. What aspects of femdom do you like?
Being treated as worthless really gets me off. Things like direct neglect, not being cared about, treated like garbage, looks of pure disdain, being physically hurt (scratched in the arm, kicked on the legs, bit, etc.) forced to eat her out, smell her armpits, drink her pee, basically anything that degrades me. I would only really be into it if a woman did it though.
Also gentle femdom situations like a mommy GF is pretty appealing. Things like being gently pushed into licking her, or cuddling and grinding her while not being allowed to cum.
What kind of femdom stuff do you like?
And your cock really is cute, perfect for slowly licking up and down, until you squirt all over~

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>be 17 year old me
>just chilling in my room playing halo 2
>mom bursts in out of nowhere
>"ANON, I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND. YOU DON'T TRY HARD ENOUGH AT ANYTHING BESIDES THOSE DAMN VIDEO GAMES"
>goes on like that for like 15 minutes
>just look at her and go "ok" while desperately trying to hold back laughter
>she left and we never talked about it again to this day

she legitimately thinks I'm a closeted homosexual ever since then. Why can't people understand that some guys just can't get girls?

>>35580497
Why not? i don't think she was doing it maliciously.

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>>35580532
>What kind of femdom stuff do you like?
I like bondage and pet play, I would like if a cute girl did that to me

>And your cock really is cute, perfect for slowly licking up and down, until you squirt all over~
I bet your dick is pretty cute too

>>35580568
I think our parents lived in a world where marriage and staying loyal was more common, so it was easier to find a gf. They don't get how hard it is to find someone now, especially if you're shy.

>>35580629
I would be pretty pissed off, but if you don't think it's a big deal then that's ok.

When I was heavily addicted to drugs my parents told me I was acting weird and they knew something was up. I told them I was gay.
My Dad was furious, but my mom told me she always thought I was gay ever since I was little boy.
Why me?

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>>35580866
>bondage and pet play
Cuuuute~
My dick isn't all that cute, sorry! I don't use it much though~
I came just a bit ago, so I'm going to sleep. Goodnight anon, you're pretty cute. Would masturbate with again.

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>>35580920
Do they still think you are gay?

>>35580945
Sleep well :)

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im pretty sure my mom knows im gay. i ive had slip ups in the past and theres no way she could think otherwise unless shes that blind. but we have an unsaid agreement where ill marry a woman and ill please her

>>35580988
Are you fine with marrying a grill?

Nobody asks me if I'm gay.

>>35581150
Anon, are you gay?

originall

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>>35581130
oddly enough i feel fine with it, ive had more than my fair share of gay sex, dating men and sexual experiences so i feel oddly satisfied and maybe a little adverse to dating a man. plus i really want to have my own kids. least im a top so i really wouldnt be missing any dick in ass action but ill kinda miss a beefy manly ass

>>35581212
Only if 2D is gay.

>>35569588
I tell my mom I'm gay so she still stops asking me about girls. I'm bi though but she don't know

>>35581265
This is fine. I could do that too, but I'm not much into penetration even though I like girls, which can make things complicated.

>>35581317
It depends. If you want to fuck an anime girl (male) like a man, it's not gay. But if you want to suck her feminine penis that's another story...

>>35581341
How did she react?

Never been asked if I was gay so I must seem pretty straight but desu I feel a little gay, this thread makes me want to fuck an anon

>>35581411
yeah i dont know if its because im a top or maybe im not as gay as i think but im pretty ok with the idea of penetrating a girl. seems less messy than anal too which seems like a nice plus

There are so many cute sounding guys on this board, please be my bf somebody. So lonely :(

>>35581464
lewd

>>35581572
Yeah, a vagina must feel nice.

>>35581620
It's hard when we don't live close to each other
:(

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>>35569588
>fuck my first gf at 13 mum kicks her out
>fuck her best friend at 14 mum kicks her out and calls her a slut
and thats why i moved out

>mother asks if you're gay
>not gay
>really not gay
>please stop asking, mom.

>dad asks if I'm gay
>dad reads daily stormer articles
>I browse /pol/
>tell dad most of the women in my neighborhood are trashy Mexicans (which is true)
>still not sure if he believes me
>I'm really not gay, I'm just waiting for the right girl and happen to have exceptionally high standards

>I'm not gay

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>>35580981
My mom still comments on how "fruity" I was as a young boy. I was the lead in all school plays and such.
My dad doesn't think I'm gay anymore. I don't think he ever believed it to begin with
Still calls me a faggot though

wow this thread is a little bit gay

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>>35581801
normie reeee

>>35581941
>I browse /pol/
Are you sure you are not gay anon? :^)

>>35581958
At least your father doesn't think that anymore, that's good. Good luck in overcoming your drug addiction.

>>35582090
Just a little bit.

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>>35576635
A bold advertisement for the Frankfurt School.

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>>35582090
I'm sorry anon I can't help it. I like other guys and it's embarrassing

>>35580568
>halo 2
You have good taste anon, I don't run in to many halo fans these days.

>tfw too scared to meet anyone in Florida
Everyone said no fap would cure me!

>>35582700
What do you mean? No fap is meant to make you hornier!

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>>35569588
>mum asks if ur gay
>say yes
>im actually not gay

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>be moi
>go to school
>first kiss with girl in kindergarten
>had a five year on and off with a couple different girls in my grade
>One named Lacy
>Not skinny not fat
>Held hands, kissed, went to all the dances together, middleschool shit.
>Highschool happens
>Get sucked deeper into furry porn
>Find the gay stuff
>took to it like a fish to water
>Nothing but balls and cock for days
>Don't court a single woman from freshman year on
>People begin asking questions behind my back
>Then to my face
"No"
>actually gay AF
>Go all the way through highschool and four years out now
>Made 39 grand last year
I'm still a virgin, not fat, have a car and motorcycle, loving family, going to trade school now, and get a decent amount of people responding to my pics on grindr. I don't have issues making friends and I've experienced just about everything a normal person can.
I'm just so damn anxious about going through with another guy at this age. I have the biggest fear of fucking up and not knowing what I'm doing. I really don't want to ream him out because I'm too impatient and inexperienced to let him relax first.
Doesn't help I run from poo like it's lava.
I hate being a fag because almost everyone has fucked more people than they've lived years, except me.

>>35570029
this. also

>dating qt chubby gril rn but i don't like talking to mom about dating shit, so she just assumes i'm gay

>finally came up that i'm seeing someone when we last talked on the phone

>mom: "so...is this person you're seeing a boy?"

>>35582317
Yeah, I suppose.
I'm actually rather homophobic.
>especially around my weeaboo friends who act like they're gay but really aren't (some of them are)

>be African
>turn 30
>family decides I'm gay
>banished from family and dropped from the will
Jdimsa desu

>>35584600
>>Made 39 grand last year
LMAO
That's literally below poverty level

>>35585455
use wizard powers to alter the will

>>35585523
My wizard powers are in their early stages.
I only need to save up for a few more years to become a NEET until I kms

This thread is a good example of the shit that 4chan has become infested with. You pieces of faggot shit killed this website. You deserve to be round up and tortured individually for days and disposed of. I hope every faggot dies of aids.

>>35586269
i-i think you're pretty cute as well, be my bf?