Have you ever stolen something? I once stole a kit kat from a

Xtreme my man!

>>35665615
Yes, every weekend.

Usually its Power Bars, deodorant, or wetWipes.

>>35665615
big deal. once i stole a house from a store near my kit kat

>>35665615
Once I tried the same with some gums but the owner found out and called my parents.
It was pretty humiliating .

>he doesn't commit petty theft on a regular basis

I stole chicken tenders from about 20 different people during a food fight in 8th grade. Just walked around scooping them into my backpack.

I stole a guy's phone in 9th grade and texted his dad that he was gay. Left it in the hallway after class ended, he never found out who did it.

Stole some guy's super-expensive shoes in 10th of HS and put them on the roof of the drama building. Never found out what happened there.

I technically stole my friend's car in senior year, but I brought it back a few hours later and he was asleep anyway so he never knew.

More recently, I've been stealing disposable cutlery twice per week from the 7-11 down the block for the past 4 years. Nobody ever says anything. Maybe it's free?

I tried to steal a tub of ice cream once cause I walked 10 mins to the store late at night specifically to get ice cream only to realise Id forgotten my wallet. Walked around the store for ages debating on whether to do it then I finally plucked up the courage but got caught as I was walking out.

>tfw such a loser can't even successfully steal ice cream

>tfw stole a video game from a friend's house because it was a fun game
>felt so guilty playing it that i came clean to my friend the next day, gave it back and apologized
>friend said he was pissed at first but appreciated that i came clean so we remained friends
>parents thought i did good
>tfw good boy

I've only ever stolen one thing from a store and the only reason I did it was because it was a BJ's and yoy need a membership to shop there so I just took the wallet

>>35665615
Me and my brother used to steal entire boxes of twix from a family dollar and share it with the neighborhood kids (everyone is nigger)

I steal shit all the time. Mostly from family but also stores and places I work.

I'm a pretty big scumbag.

>>35665615
A porn dvd from a magazine

>>35665615
at work I stole
>some chips we were throwing out in the dumpster
>they were expired by 5 days
>but fuck
>if they weren't the best potato chips

>those new cotton candy mike and ikes, I was doing damages and some fell into my hand
>fuck those were good

>a pixie stick that fell in the corner of the stock candy aisle
>berry sugary goodness

Who else #devilish here

I stole several DVDs from a Kmart that used to be around where I live.

It's closed now and bums have been setting up camp there and fucking each other.

>>35665615
Mostly candy bars when i was kid. There was one time though where some i was with my friend, a chad neighbor started screaming at us from his car, so during the night we broke into his car and took $50 out of it