Would you rather be cute and gay or ugly and straight anons?

>>35665552
I'd rather all you fucking faggots fuck off to your buttfuck party that is /lgbt/

Ugly and straight because faggots go to Hell.

>>35665552
Former, but I wouldn't be sexually submissive and I don't have any urge whatsoever to be a cuteboi in real life

Me now

>5'8, overweight, but with naturally large build
>ugly face
>broad shoulders
>full beard

>>35665552
Which stupid fuck wouldn't choose the first

Be cute
Get cute bf
What's the downside?

>>35665552
I'd become a trap hell yeh.

>>35665552
CUTE AND GAY. THERE IS NO OTHER ANSWER

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Cute and gay every day! It gets harder and harder every day when you're the latter except you're gay as shit.

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>>35665925
>Degenerates taking a funny and clever level progression gag in a Zelda game and making it sexual

>>35665552
>5'5" (1.52m)
check again

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>>35665985
Link has been sexual for many years, how can you be this stupid?

>>35666056
feels bad man, must of made a typo when I took that. W/e 1.65 m
>>35665925
>>35666106
Link is a cute boi. If my hair was lighter I might try to cosplay him for a con or something It would be my first con cosplay though

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>tfw ugly and gay
>tfw subby bottom

end my suffering

>>35665552
wait I just realized I put the latter, I'm the former!
>>35665925

Real question, what if you are a cute (look like a girl, effeminate features and long hair) but extremely straight, and everybody always automatically assumes you are gay? Also, afraid to talk to women which everybody assumes means you are not into vag.
Hypothetically, of course.

>>35665552
>tfw ugly and gay
>tfw will never be a cute boy
Kill me please

>tfw already Or

>>35665552
Straight and ugly, no question.

Mostly because I don't want to be at a relatively extremely high risk for HIV/AIDS, STDs, mental illness, suicide or being jewish (jews about 5x more likely to be homosexual).

>>35667632
I am a decently cute boi. It isn't that nice. I got teased a lot in HS and MS for looking and acting gay.

>>35667711
I'd prefer that over being bullied and laughed at for being ugly

>>35667697
>relatively extremely high risk for HIV/AIDS, STDs
I'm a pure virgin and only whores get these
> mental illness
I guess depression and mild anxiety count?
>suicide
lol noty
>being jewish
I'm a tiny bit Jewish My great grandpa or great great grandpa idk

>>35665552
Cute and gay, unless I become a huge slut. Then straight and ugly

>TFW gay and ugly

>>35667800
I just want to have one boyfriend. Who I date for a few months, and he proposes. We have a small house in the country by wear my family is from and have a big garden, several kids, and a couple dogs. We would make homemade wine and listen to bluegrass. We would enter our best veggies and animals in the county fair.
>>35667882
post pic, I doubt you're super ugly anon!

>>35667711
>>35667905
Are you a feminine boy? Do you want to dress up in cute girl clothes and be fucked like a girl?

Are you also not in the US?

>>35665552
i'd rather be a nonsexual being that derives orgasm-surpassing pleasure in my fingers that shoots through my entire body from the act of petting cats and climbing trees you fuckin bird brain walking penis

>>35667924
In the US. I'm not super feminine I would definitely crossderss if my husband was into it too. I'm a virgin but I can't see myself as anything accept a bottom or maybe a verse I guess

>>35665552
I am the latter.

I'd rather not be a gay dude or straight girl.

I want to be a cute girl. I don't want to be a tranny.

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>>35667958
Gods holy fuck where are you crossdressing cute bottom boys in Europe. WHY IS EVERYONE IN THE US. FUCK.

I'll never find a cute sub boy to enslave.

would you rather be huge(6'11'' , fucking ripped, broad shoulders, chiseled jaw, looks like hercules etc) but incredibly submissive (can't help it, physiological response) or cute(5' 4'' , slim, trap, etc) but naturally dominant and aggressive (can't help it and feel anger when put into a submissive position)

you keep whatever sexuality you have

>>35667905
I'm ugly enough where I'll get completely ignored on apps and in bars.

I've accepted being alone 4ever (I haven't)

>>35668172
latter desu, get all that twink booty. IRL 5'10" and slim but submissive. I wish I was a bit shorter DESU

>>35665552
>first option
>get infinite amount of sex from the most attractive men

>second option
>no sex

how is this even a question?

>>35668278
The question is basicall " would you rather be a successful faggot or a straight failure"
I am a gay failure despite being twinkish and attractive. TFW no husband

>>35668331
>I am a gay failure despite being twinkish and attractive

How?

>>35668375
Mind of a robot/cyborg in the body of a twink.

>>35668397
so autism? Being a sperg is irrelevant when you're cute, but if you have no desire for companionship because of autism, it doesn't make you a failure

>>35668460
I want a partner, just one that knows I need extensive alone time and am a barely functional human being.

>>35665552
Probably cute and gay. You get all the advantages of being attractive in day-to-day life. And the fact that you're gay doesn't bother you because, you know, you're gay.

>>35668530
It bothers a lot of gays anon. I had an identity crisis when I hit puberty. I was a conservative Christian who all of a sudden lusted after big cocks.

>>35668507
Well in a way it's good that you consider yourself a failure, because nowadays to be "successful" all you need is to get laid. You have standards/morals unlike 90% of gays which is why it's so impossible to get a monogamous long term relationship.

>>35665552
I'm tryin for the first option, 173cm and some fat, we gettin there boys.

>>35668625
T-thanks anon. It's hard to try to be only in serious relationships. I signed up for grindr once (I was looking for a date not a meet up) and a lot of hot guys sent me their pics and dick pics. I almost went full roastie >.<

>tfw ugly and gay

>>35668710
eh, I wouldn't blame you if you had casual sex at some point. It's just that degeneracy is too prevalent in gay community.

>>35668773
Its hard to know who they've been with and if they're clean etc. If they just want a casual one time screw, I'm not really interested.

>>35665552
Cute and gay, because then at least I'd be cute as well.

>>35665582
Ima have to agree with this anon

>>35665552
Ugly and straight, im too traditional to turn to a life of mental illness regardless of what i wouls gain from it

>>35668896
I've never hooked up with anyone, but I would assume it's not always easy to tell those who are full-casual. And I would also assume that casual sex, as emotionally redundant as it may get, can be flattering and pleasurable.

>>35668603
>I was a conservative Christian who all of a sudden lusted after big cocks.


Get over it. Your sin of loving penis is no worse than my sin of not honoring the Sabbath. Just pray for forgiveness and it's all good.

>>35669494
You actually aren't supposed to follow the Leviticus laws. Those are for Jews. You are obligated to not follow the Sabbath.

>>35668603
>>35669494
Yea, I'm still Christian, there's no doubt in my mind that the Lord on high is up there watching us and loving us.

>>35669517
Really? Fascinating stuff. But doesn't that you're in the clear for being gay? The rule against buttfucking dudes is from Leviticus, isn't it?

Either way, to use a New Testament example, Romans 13:1 says that we have to obey the authorities. But I'm not going to hell because I smoked weed. The point is that you can break laws and pray for forgiveness and it's all good.

>>35665575
i'd rather you go be a literal and by-definition normie somewhere else, but i have no way of making you do that

also, your stupid insistence on people going to /lgbt/, a dead fucking board, has drawn posters from there over here, including actual fucking commies and unironic SJWim, so fucking thank you for that

if you don't understand why this would be the case, you don't get imageboards and you should mcfucking lurk more

The first one 100%
im a cute boi now but straightfag and cant find any girls into that, being gay would make everything easier

>>35665552
i'd be the top option but only be gay for trannies and traps

>>35670382
but traps typically want big strong men, not cute bois

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>>35668172
latter; would be really arousing when bf gets sick of my shit and turns the tables.
>>35665552
first, since i want to be the little girl

>>35670382
I take option 1 but explicitly against option one
>>35670499
lol

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>>35670499
>lol
is there a problem here senpai

>>35670657
I mean good luck man. I'm just glad I don't have dysphoria it sounds like a bitch

>>35665552
>5'5" (1.52m)
what the fuck are you on about you idiot? 152 cm is closer to 5'1" than 5'5"
kill yourself you stupid idiot

>>35665552
What if I'm already pretty much the first and content to continue being the first?

>tfw no soul bf to raise kids and go to county fairs with

>>35670927
well then this is not adressed to you and you make a lot of people jealous you bitch