>"Finally! What took you so long to get ready anon? I hope we're not gonna be late for our reservation...how do I look?"
Well?
Wish I had a gf like that, perfect body and really cute face. Except for the lip piercing and tattoos, that shit ruins it.
>>35692735
Are tatts and piercings really that much of a deal breaker? I mean, I'd prefer them gone too, bit I'd think I could overlook them
>>35693030
They are, they betray a whorish, vapid, self-centered, terrible personality. Unless she's from some exotic tribe where everyone gets them or some shit.
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>O-oh, y-yes, mmm, yes...
>>35693071
Fair enough, I'd have a bit of trouble getting rid of the slut/femicunt vibe myself so I can't judge.
>>35693076
Why did you fart anon
>>35692342
>>35693030
>>35693902
bbw is cool but these women literally look like hippos
>used to work with a fat black chick
>she always smelled like underarms and shit
>>35693030
>>35693902
WHHHAAAAAAAT AAAREEEEEE THHHHHOOOOOOOOEEEE!!!!!!????!?!??!!!!??
>you look beautiful my nubian princess
awww shucks norman you're making me blush
>laqueesha you are my number one don't ever forget that, you my ride or die bitch
mmmmm you know it white boii
>why don't we stay in and go straight to dessert princess
could you imagine the thickness... the force of a thousand white girl booties smacking down on your groin
bibbity bounce nigga
>>35692342
i've seen male gorillas more attractive than this thing
>>35694881
I appreciated the imagery anon
>>35692342
I see 150 of these things a day
>>35694881
>the force of a thousand white girl booties smacking down on your groin
literally pulverized groin
>>35694801
Keemstar?
>>35694881
Sounds like fun.
>>35695626post pics
>>35696558
Post her armpits.
>>35697317
If you think about it, cleavage is like an armpit on your chest...
>no fat black titty monster gf to cuddle and smoke weed with
-Phil S. Batman
>>35693071
What type of personality makes you attracted to obese women? It must be a damaged one.
>>35692342
u look great lets hit the drive thru
>>35698515
It does freak out my mom sometimes....
>>35692342
go away fat bitch return to the ocean where you belong!!!!
>>35692342
>>35693030
>>35696558
>>35698219
Fat nigresses are my fetish
>hired an escort one time
>300lbs nigress
>smothers me with her tits and belly
>rides my dick off
fucking amazing
>>35692342
want more? this is that fat black meme chick who was way into men paying women for existing iirc
>>35692342
>how do I look?
At least she does make an effort to look nice, unlike the variety of landwhales you'd encounter here in the South who parade around Walmart in gray sweat pants and XXXXXL orange Reese's candy t-shirts.
>>35699975
My man
>>35700045
Nothing hotter IMO than a shapely big girl that dresses well and takes care of herself
>>35700548
Is this black girls only or can we post big white girls too?
>>35700791
Black chicks are just my preference; post whatever you like.
>>35692342
>jump out the window headfirst, hoping I die on impact instead of going out with an ugly landwhalenig
>>35700882
great
Jelibean is who made me realize that I actually like SSBBWs desu
I'm fat (though not as big as these girls), and I often wonder why some men find this attractive. What is the allure to you, are these types of girls less threatening to you? Just curious.
>>35701175
Bigger breasts
Bigger butts (although I'm not a butt guy myself)
Rounder faces which means it emphasizes cuteness
More adventurous in bed (due to body confidence)
Big soft stomachs to cuddle with
Not to mention we're literally biologically wired to find bigger women attractive since that signifies that she can regularly consume calories and is more likely to survive childbirth, which is something our dumb lizard brain still finds super hot
>>35701175
Who the fuck cares? In every thread on every board there's some cunt nagging us to EXPLAIN OUR PREFERENCES OMG WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE.
Why do you like steroid monkeys with big dicks and fat wallets?
>>35701406
+1
Have an asian
>>35701175
I like girls that are bigger than me. They're soft. They're nice to hug and cuddle. I want them to lay on top of me and sit on my face while I eat them out.
orign juice
organ drink
organ boner
>>35692342
>sigh..
"As good as you'll EVER look, I suppose"
orang milk