hey fbi

how many boards does /pol/ have power over i know r9k is one cuz they do what ever we tell them to

>>35692810
how is this a /pol/ thread

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>>35692757
>The Supreme Gentleman: You know what to do.

>>35692921
>Back In The USSR: Use only weapons of Russian origin

>>35692757
>Kevin:killed normies with bow
>Killer queen:go to a shooting dressed as a tranny
>SKINNER!: killed the principal

>>35692972
These fucking suck.

>>35692757
black lives splatter
>kill 20 black students

it ain't right if white
>kill 20 white students

HITler
>kill 20 jewish students

the gun is mighter then the pen
>kill 10 teachers


>

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>>35692757
>"The Last Straw"
Start your school massacre.

>"ANODAH SHOAH!!!"
kill all the Jewish kids

>"Black Hawk Down"
Successfully take out the police response to your shooting.

>"Ka-boom"
Plant and successfully detonate an explosive device

>"The Rising Sun"
Kill at least 5 students with a katana

>"Look at me...I'm the captain now..."
Eliminate the Principle of the school

>"Explosive Diarrhea"
Throw a grenade/pipe bomb into the bathroom and kill a student.

>"Forbidden Texts"
Eliminate all the students in the library

>"Ultimate Edgelord"
Stage your shooting while Linkin Park plays in the background

>"Dinner For Two"
Successfully kill a couple

>"Crashing this school...."
...with no survivors. Successfully eliminate all students and staff in the building,

>"Supreme Gentleman"
Eliminate all the female students

>"Ride 'till I die."
Stage your shooting with a buddy.

>"Revenge for Chad"
Successfully eliminate all the Chad's within the school.

>"Not taking me alive!"
Kill yourself by the end of your massacre.

>"Beta Uprising"
End your massacre with at least 25+ casualties

>"Eternal Infamy"
Leave a manifesto before staging your shooting.

>"Fashionable Exit."
Go out in style.

>"2fast4you"
Successfully evade capture and escape the police after the shooting

>"Pssh, nothin personnel kid"
Say something to an incapacitated student before finishing them off
"Unclear Motive"
Go to the wrong school

>>35692878
School shooters are conservative. Not one has been a liberal. Even the black ones

>>35692972
>D'oh!: Run out of ammunition and successfully strangle a junior

>The Ultimate Failure: Get tackled by chad before shooting anybody.

>>35692757
>Multiculturalism: Kill 5 students with different ethnic backgrounds

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>>35692996
>>Pshh, nothing personnel kid.
My sides.

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>>35692757
irl bully here

>>35692996
good job
original

>>35692954
More like Back to Beslan

>>35692996
>Kill La Kill
Kill the resident weebs as they attempt to do that retarded run

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>>35693157
Brilliant.
Thanks anon.

>>35693157
that is the best one so far, absolutely fantastic

>"waterworks"
kill a kid while they are crying

>"Highway to Hell"

Stage your shooting on the school bus

>"Blade"
Kill the emos first, accusing them of being vampires while doing so

>WM1: While running, burn a student to death.

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>>35692757
>...I Drive: Complete a shooting and evade caputre by the police without saying a word

>Ol' trusty
Do it with a double barreled shotgun of any length.
>GI Joe
Use any American WWII service weapon and any .45 M1911 as a sidearm.
>Et tu bruti
Shoot your best friend/shooter partner, else shoot the normie that treated you best.

lel you can usually find who the undercover cops, normies and underageb& are from the quality of their achievement in these kinds of thread

>>35693677
>Et tu bruti
probably the best. kek
Hadn't seen this kind of thread in a long time.

>"Hallejuah, it's raining lead!"
kill the school choir during practice

>Soulless
Kill all the gingers in the school

>Technophobia
Destroy every computer, or monitor in the school

>Coup D'etat
Successfully recruit at least 5 students in your massacre

>Teacher's Pet
Kill every teacher and faculty member except for your homeroom teacher.

>Clean record
Kill every Janitor in the school.

>Yandere
Kill your rivals, the love interests of your love interest.

>"Coup De Grace"
kill the special needs kids

>>35692757
>"Hitler did something wrong"
Shoot the school jew or the richest student while dressed as a Hitler
>"QWOP"
shoot right arm, left arm, left leg and right leg each in 30 seconds interval
>"JFK"
Shoot school teacher in the car from 10 meters distance
>"Hotline Miami"
Perform shooting while dressed with animal mask and jersey jacket
>"Deja Vu"
Do 6 successful kills while shooting from 2 guns
>"Gone in 60 seconds"
Ejaculate on dead body in less than 60 seconds
>"Devils Advocate"
Trick student into killing another student
>"Hitman"
Do the shooting with shaved head and dressed in full suit
>"Greece"
Rape a younger boy by the gunpoint
>"Absolute Madman"
Perform a kill while lying down on the floor
>"Smoking kills"
Put out a cigarette onto victim forehead before killing him/her.
>"So long space robots..."
Post a post on r9k before shooting

>>35693002
"Conservatives piss me off." -Adam Lanza, the manza

>run better run...
Sprinted a total 100 yard's

>Closeted
Shoot a student hiding in the cupboard

>World star
Shot the black kids

>The bigger they are
Killed the tallest kid on class

>Original idea. txt
Wore a white hockey mask

>Yiff out
Killed the furry in your class

>Get knotted
Get a furry student to help you

>Touchdown
Kill the athletes

>How the table's have turned
Get one of them to carry your stuff

>Interested in me now?
Rape the hot girl in your class

>Hungry like the wolf
Wear a wolf mask

>>35692757

>Premature Ejaculation
Kill your love interest first, and immediately get taken down by Chad

>Cohen's Masterpiece
Force a musical student to play the piano for at least 10 minutes, and then kill them

>Foc Them
Burn at least one of your classmates alive

>>35694061
>school jew or richest student
>or
>implying there's a difference

>>35694158
>Force a musical student to play the piano for at least 10 minutes, and then kill them
Somebody played Bioshock.

>>eat this
Kill someone while they eating
>> dont bring a gun to a knife fight
Only use melee weapons
>>last shot
Do it rigth before summer break

>>35694198
Glad to see someone got my reference. Cohen's masterpiece is one of my favorite piano songs.

Are there any games with school shootings in them?

>>35694061
Good stuff, would shoot again.

>>35694141
spotted the furry
>isnt it obvious

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>>35694177
>Hitler did something wrong
>Go agaisnt jews but not agaisnt banks controlled by kikes
>Go agaisnt banks but not agaisnt political kikes and their subversion

>>35694290
Now that i think about it someone in a fursuit can go on a killing spree at the school and if they kept their power level secret no one would no it was them, just put it on a dead body in the toilets and walk out

>"Like father, like son..."
Kill your father with his own guns before setting out.

>>35694250
You could've added
>"Dance baby dance"
Force girl and boy to dance for their life just to kill them later.
That's from burial under the sea reference

>>35692757
A new teacher: Wipe out a whole class

>>35694418
I didn't get the reference, but man, nice achievement idea.

>>35694417
Rare achievement
I'd have gone with "circle of life" like in lion king where he's dad talk about dying has a purpose

>>35694477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41Z6A9POtmA

>>35692757
>New Pepe: go check out the new pepe my friend made

>>35693838
>>35693838
>>35693838

>>35692757
>masterplan: Call the principle that a school shooting will happen and wait in front of the doors for the pupils running out

>Big4u: Crash the school with no survivors

>attention whore: stream your shooting

>Black Lives matter: eliminate the gang members

>Correct the Record: kill all white males

>veni, vidi, vici: crash the histroy lesson with a sword

>>35694409
>"furshooter"
shoot up the school in a fursuit

>>35694520
Hah. Always gotta love Cohen.

>>35694623
>>attention whore: stream your shooting
i always wondered what it would be like if a shooter wore like a gopro or something and streamed his shit to the internet.
That would just be fucking insane.

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Bless you autists for this beutiful thread

>>35694796
Will happen for sure at some point. There were so many people who went on a rampage to get attention recently.

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>>35692757
>Megumin's Successor
Set off an explosive

>>35694111
Huh? What's your source? I thought he was a conservative?

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>>35692757
>Stick With the Prod JC!
Use only non lethal weapons

>>35695064
BUT THAT'S THE IDEA - USING LETHAL WEAPONS!!!

>Some of You Guys are Alright
Post a warning on /r9k

>>35695094
You can still kill with non lethal weapons. It's just a bit harder.
>people can die by elephant tranqs
>can beat someone to death with a baton
>can give someone a heart attack with an electric prod

>>35694158
>Foc Them
>Burn at least one of your classmates alive

No, it should be: "Baked Tibetan"

>>35695971
Nice one.

(Original)

>/pol/tard
Brutally torture a jew, a black, a male, and at least 1 person that visits another 4chan board like /r9k/.

>Soup d'Etat: Kill the lunch lady.

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Now I really want a school shooting game. I want a high school rpg where thats an option at the end

God damnit it wont ever be made

>>35698475
>school shooting game
gmod & Doom 2, baby

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>>35692996
>Unlikely hero
kill another school shooter

>Trust no one... not even yourself
kill yourself

>Bullet for my valentine
kill your oneitis

>>35698493
I want a proper RPG damnit

>>35699165
Super coIumbine massacre RPG

>>35699165
make one then hotcakes

It could have a mode where you are a student and could defeat a shooter, only to become one.
>Boomerang
Finish what he started

>>35694061
Some of these are really good. But it could use some more work. 7/10

>>35692757
what have we here? an ORIGINAL thread.
You fucking faggot, OP.

Make sure to include me in the screencap when you post this to /r/4chan.

>>35692757
>Burning love for education
Use some kind of incendiary device

>Eldrich horrors
Sacrifice a student to Satan

>Ireland's famine
Kill all the potatoes

>Segregation
Kill only and all black students

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>>35699700
>eldrich horror
>satan

come on m8

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Make sure I'm in the screen cap for faglord reddit

>>35692757
>Efficient: Leave no more than 10% of your victims with survivable wounds

>Special Olympics: shoot all but the fastest of the special ed children as they attempt to run away

>Rodger's Revenge: Break down a locked door and kill multiple females on the other side

>Myth of Gun Control: Use only a single hunting weapon with a magazine or clip capacity of eight or less

>Eastern Edgelord: Get a katana kill

>Feinstein's Bane: Use a weapon with a shoulder thing that goes up

>Ben Garrison's Apprentice: Kill at least twenty people without killing or wounding a single white person

>Eternal Kvetching: Kill a jew and burn the corpse

>Bitch Deserved It: Kill five Stacies

>White Washer
Force a white kid to kill another kid of any other race

>Old Yeller
Let a kid run, then shoot him in the back

>SECRET ACHIEVEMENT: That's My Fetish!
Do the entire school shooting while wearing panties and a chastity belt

>Failed Abortion
Get 0 kills.

>Number Three
Kill someone in the bathroom.

>High Score
Get 78 kills.

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>Beta Revolution
Scream 'REEEE' as your battlecry before initiating fire.

>Phoon
Hit a headshot while airborn.

>The future is now!
Livestream the shooting yourself.

>Some of guys are alright...
Warn one or more people to get to safety or not go to school.

>The Noble Lie
Fake a political or religious affiliation before death, causing them to lose credibility in the public eye.

>Buttsauce
Get successfully apprehended or killed before even getting a kill.

>Shock Humor
Taze someone

>Do you like hurting other people?
Wear an animal mask

>Woah, dude.
Force someone to kill someone else, and then let them go.

>Come get, bitch.
Set up proximity mines.

>6 Million more.
Successfully use gas to kill at least 6 students.

>Cooper
Successfully keep your identity unknown, never get caught, and live to tell the tale.

>You kind of like this, don't you?
Mutilate a body

>Dead man walking
Have a timed explosive detonate and kill someone after your own death. This includes suicide vests.

>King of the Hill
Upon police raids, maintain control over the building for at least 10 minutes.

>>35700025
>>Myth of Gun Control

Funny thing; Columbine kinda disproved the effectiveness of the AWB

>>35700029
last is one is too lewd Desu but its not

>>35693917
these are actually good achievements anon

>>35700029
Alright, who wants to take one for the team and get SECRET ACHIEVEMENT so I have masturbatory material?

>Rampage
Wear armor and escape unrecognized.

>>35692921
get stopped by a door?

>>35699817
The normie survivors wouldn't understand