Nigger stories

They smell like shit at any given time

>>35708530
*Shower*

OHHHH SHIIEEETTT II STTIINKKKK OF SHIEEEEIIITTTTTT

Fuck I hate abos

Literally happened right now
>on train
>people got on already so I have legs on seat in front of me because comfortable
>no one standing, if someone comes I'll move legs
>retard black woman taps me on shoulder tells me to put legs down it's rude
>don't move cause stupid nigger lol
>black goes to complain to train conductor
>voice comes on for reminder to keep feet off the seat
>already have legs off by this point
Fucking chimps man

>>35708469
>>Tries to grab me but thanks martial arts
what do you train in mate?

you're a fucking loser

original af

>>35708469
abos regularly yell shit at me because of my skin colour sometimes they even throw shit at me for being white, I just avoid them at all costs no matter how much longer it will take

>>35709011
Kek chimps btfo

>>35708469
Hey Alec

>>35709116
whats an alec fag

>>35709011
How's it like being and edgy 16 year old?

>this thread

>>>/r/thathappened

>>35709029
Train in karate and muay thai my friend

>>35708469
I was hoping this was going to be an abbo thread. Those threads are legit on that Politically incorrect board which I never visit because there is no spillover from there. Well I do but I started here.

Greetings and more stories please Strayacuntstaymadfag

>>35709113
Main problem with abos is they CANT MIND THEIR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS

>be me walking home at night after party at friends
>group of niggers on bikes approaching quickly
>"hey white bo.."
>as they get close I pick up a rock about as big as my palm and throw it hard hitting the biggest nigger in the head
>he falls off his bike clutching his head and I run off

>ITT 14 year old writes edgy racist story

>>35708469
I'll be honest OP a lot of this story seems made up.

>>35709167
Someshit there is exaggerated like they call us semenskins instead of cumskins

But it's true, it's damn true

>>35709167
seems legit to me aboriginals are extremely racist towards white people even more than ur USA abos

>>35709011
wow what a bad ass, you really showed them who's boss, better tell mommy about your success

>>35709154
The cotton needs a pickin boi

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1 time this n1gger called me a fagget so me and my friends kicked his ass after school LMAO

>>35709153
Sure buddy. They had bikes and unless you jumped backyards and shit you'd be in the icu for a month

>>35708469
I live in a town of about 98% white people so I don't have many experiences with black people.
I did live in a city for a couple years though.
>walking back to my flat after getting food from shops in middle of town
>random (black) guy appears in front of me and asks me if he can borrow my phone
>he's wearing a cap, obnoxiously large shoes, some kind of sports jacket
>don't want to stop and don't want to talk to him
>say no sorry and walk on
>he looks a little surprised, then starts calling after me yelling racist
>just ignore him and keep walking, don't want to start trouble
>he walks right behind me and steps on back of my shoes a couple times
>ignore him until he goes away

So obviously he was a piece of shit human and I'm glad I didn't give him my phone.

Only other experience I can remember is getting cat called by a couple of black girls at night.

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>>35708469
Op look behind you right now, there's a nig standing there

>>35709011
Keep your dirty feet off the seat scum.

>>35709266
Dubs of mischief strucken by dubs of rightiousness.

Well done.

I'm somalian and I went to a mostly black school.

>Disrespecting teachers in the middle of class
>everyday fist fights in and outside of the school
>sheboons would always start shit and would rally everyone else.

And the bullying. There was so much bullying in the school. A lot of these peope made my life hell. It made me happy that my Dad realised this and got me out of there. I couldn't take the bullying and the fear of getting hurt.

It's funny because the same nogs who bullied me and my friends are the same people who post black lives matter shit on their social media accounts. I don't even hate being black, I just hate black culture and bml just stands for that bullshit. It needs to be eradicated, not encouraged.

at my job i have only worked with two black people.
the first one was hated by everyone. i wasnt sure why since i hardly worked with her. but she did end up getting fired and escorted out by the police for lowering the price on items so she could buy them cheap.
then there was this black guy who flirted with basically everyone. i kept telling him i have a boyfriend and he said "have you ever been with a black man?" he was in a higher position so i told the manager what he was saying. he quit and stole my 7up.

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>Be American
>Riding public bus in North Carolina
>Take my seat like normal person
>Bus mostly consists of average people, people who were probably en route to AB Tech, and homeless niggers.
>Notice trashy whore directly in front of me, sitting on bus seat.
>She has a child
>Child starts crying
>Mother tries to sooth her child by forcing it to drink
>Child is obviously refusing to drink from bottle
>Mother keeps trying to force it
>Nigger steps in
>"Ayo, he don't want it"
>"This is muh child. I will raise him da way I want"
>"I don't give a fuck what you want bish, stop trying to force the lil nigga to drink"
>Driver tells them to stop
>Woman stops
>Woman is obviously very triggered
>She is silent until we reach the transfer
>We're at the transfer
>Nigger and woman start screaming at each other again
>Woman gets the man pretty good, nigger takes off running
>Woman and child board the next bus
>Never see them again

ayo hol up

>>35709388
You're some weird arab blacky hybrid. Not even that black.

Did you know that in the Netherlands 60% of your people live on wellfare? No joke, I can find the source for this if you really want it. Fuck off with your qat.

God damn if only we'd stop letting every unemployed uneducated nigger in and let them build their own country like we did.

>>35709461
"the little nigga"

black people crack me up

>>35709388
Is life the same now that you're in Sweden?

>>35708469
Um ur 14 GTFO underage cuck

>Be me
>Be in high school, senior
>Was just starting my trapsition
>Walking down hallway to go to theatre rehearsals
>Just so happen to be wearing a skirt
>nigger and his nigettes notice me
>"yo man wtf you wearing?!"
>niggettes chime in
>get fed up
>punch nigger in face
>go to principals office
>let off with a warning because the nigger and his gang have caused loads of problems before

The only people I've ever received hate from for being a tranny have been niggers. I live in, what used to be a nice town in Connecticut until the nigger tide arrived

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>>35709493
>>35709504
So standing against nig culture and trying to fix yourself and other black people is considered a bad thing?

>>35709713
>>35709737
This is white culture at its finest

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>>35709793
But if black people said the same about whites they would be brave

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>Be me
>Just bought an 1/8th of weed off some nigger
>Real good smoke, cheap and overweight
>Still called the cops and reported him anyway

>nig near me
>"ay white boi imma beat yo ass"
>3 niggers appear out of nowhere
>beat them all up because I'm the best and get a gf right on the spot

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>>35709865
shure you did

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>walking to gf's house (she's a 10/10 btw)
>some nigger comes out of an alley and walks straight towards me
>pulls out a gun and says he'll shoot if I don't give him money
>i punch him and he dies instantly because i'm a marpat belt in marine kwan do
>a deafening roar of "ayo hol up" shakes the ground
>the stampede of every nig in the city approaching me is like a thunderstorm
>nigs are pouring down every street and alleyway, out of manholes and air vents.
>their leader approaches me, barack obongo
>says i'm very racist if i don't apologize for hitting that bright young boy who dindu nuffin
>i say "you're fired" and will trump into office
>mfw got laid that night

>>35709011
You do realise you were the nigger in that situation? And that she was being a decent fucking citizen?

Keep your feet of the seat cunt

>be me in high school
>asshole chad holding hands with my crush and making obnoxious jokes which the unenlightened, naive stacey laughs at
>suddenly, a powerful nigger appears, dressed in loose clothes with gold chains covering his shirt
>he blocks chad and qt's path
>"ayo lil whyteboi yo bitch belongs to my ass's ass now, NIGGA!"
>he pulls out a knife and points it at chad
>"now yo ass can hand dat bitches ass over to mah ass, or i KEEL yo ass's ass!"
>as much as i hate chad, this nigger is far too powerful for him, and my aryan honor demands that I protect m'fellow man
>pull out my nodachi from my pocket
>"greetings nigger... see this weapon? it was made 600 years ago by my grandfather, and it has been passed down from man to man since he died..."
>"i'm gonna have to ask that you apologize to the lady for speaking about her that way, and to the chad for threatening his life..."
>the nigger begins to sweat and stutters,
>"ayo hol up SHIEEEET my ass wuz joking man!"
>"SHIEEEET", he yells, as he runs away
>"heh... fool..." i mutter at the fleeing nigger.
>i look over to chad and m'crush to see that chad has pissed himself
>crush laughs at him and says
>"not such a strong man after all, huh chad?" then walks over to me and kisses me on the cheek
>"this is a real man", she said, and then everyone clapped
>we are married now

>have to go diarrhea explosion while at sketchy mall
>run to bathroom and explode
>open stall door and there is a band of angry nogs standing there.
>"give us your money and phone"
>"you'll have to take it from me, niggers"
>do whirlwind kick like Ryu from streetfighter
>knock all of them out but one
>the lone nig trembles in fear and runs out of the bathroom
>i take the nunchucks of one of the knocked out nigs and twirl it nonchalantly as i walk out