public class Life
{
public static void main (String[] args)
{
If (You == Chad)
return Women;
Else
System.out.print ("tfw no gf");
}
}
>>35708146
error! Chad declared as normie. Incorrect integer type
>tfw the first-year "intro to programming" class was in java and none of the normies could handle it
>tfw university was too stupid to use a beginner-friendly language
amusing feel
>>35708175
I took a Java class in high school so my first year intro to programming class in university didn't seem that bad but some of the normans were freaking out about it and literally changing their majors because they were failing it.
>>35708146
You didn't declare You, Chad or Women.
What would you declare them as OP?
>Women are void
You might be right there.
101 level cs students code "analogies" are so fucking cringy
>>35708146
you need to put brackets around your if-else blocks you moron
>>35708688
Check the header file nubbins.
>>35708853
The bodies for both are only one line so he really doesn't. He still should, though.