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You can go back to January 1st 1990, however there are some rules you cannot break.
-You cannot tell anyone you are from the future
--You can't kill or blackmail anyone
-You can't use your knowledge of the future to invest in stocks
-You can't use your knowledge of the future to win the lottery or any other prize worth over 250 dollars.
-You can't make sports bets, or any other type of bet that allows you to win based on knowledge you have of the future
-You cannot stockpile hoards of things that will be valuable in the future. (No more than 10 of any single collectable)
-YOU CANNOT STEAL INVENTION IDEAS
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Bearing all of this in mind, what would you do?
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>go back to 1990
>born in 1994
>cease to exist
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>>35767247
You're as old as you are right now. Your current age doesn't decrease if you go back to that time period.
If you're 23 right now, you'll be 23 back in 1990.
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There is literally no point in going back with all those restrictions in place. I experienced 1990 and don't need to do it again.
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>>35767182
>what would you do?
have sex with naive girls
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>>35767308
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LET ME DISAPPEAR, FREE ME FROM THIS PURGATORY
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>>35767414
This. What even is the point of doing this?
>no internet
>videogames mainly limited to just the NES, Sega Master System, and a tiny Sega Genesis library
>can't interact with my family ever again because they'll think the 29 year old claiming to be their 2/3 year old son is insane
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Write a bunch of hit songs before they're released
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>>35767182
Commit a high profile hate crime
Wait
Write a book
???
Profit
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>>35767182
Ok I'll stock pile 10 of all the top magic cards, that'll make me a millionaire by now.
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>>35767658
No dammit, this thread isn't for you.
This isn't like "Oh how can I get fukkin rich by going back to 1990"
This is for people who want to live in the aesthetic of the time, who want to go to concerts and see all the artists.
Who want to crack open a brand new super nintendo and play it up into the wee hours of the night before going off to some low paying job. Going to work, making 90's friends, and then going to parties.
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>>35767182
die homeless
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>>35768029
Honestly, only people who are huge normies at heart would want to go back to 1990.
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>>35767182
>Be 20 now
>Go back to 1990
>End up in a gas station
>Find someone
>Steal their vehicle
>Head to Los Angeles
>Find my 23 year old dad
>Befriend him
>He introduces me to an 18 year old girl he met
>Its my own mother
>Befriend her as well
>Red pill him on women
>He stops being a beta cuck
>He stops orbiting my mom
>Take him to the mall for a 90s fashion makeover
>Workout with him at the gym to make him /fit/
>Help dad invest in his janitor business that he always wanted to start
>Give advice on my mom on picking the best beta bux for her
>Tell her to date her rich supervisor at work (that she always told me about)
>Start telling her about the benefits of being a stay at home mother and the fact that this guy has money to support her
>Mom agrees and thanks me for the advice
>They get married and mom is swimming in cash
>Dad's business is a success
>Dad gets plastic surgery and looks like Chad now
>Starts dating hot women because he has looks and money
>2017 happens
>I'm never born
>Dad has harem of women, rich as fuck, and traveling the country with his 66' Mustang he always wanted
>Mom is having a party at her two story house because one of her kids has been accepted to Harvard
Holy fuck this timeline is good. Send me back in time when?
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>>35767182
kill moot
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Steal a bunch of musician's music and pass it off as my own
>inb4 inventions = music
nah fuck off
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>>35767308
What the fuck is the point then?
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>>35767182
then what the fuck is the point?
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>>35768471
>>35768642
Again, it's not to get rich, it's to ENJOY THE TIME PERIOD YOU DENSE FAGGOTS.
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>>35768671
>1990
>Enjoying the time
Holy fuck it would be BORING to live in 1990
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>>35768671
But the 90s sucked Anon. You want to relive the 90s so bad? Go play Barkley Shut Up and Jam:Gaiden. That game is 90s as fuck boy. Go find some rereleased Ectocoolers from the new ghostbusters movie. Go eat some dunkaroos and drink a crystal pepsi. Watch Space Jam.
90s sucked ass and I loved growing up in the 90s.
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>>35768104
What did he mean by this?
God dammit robot, let me post
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>>35767182
i'd rather just go back two years, even if i couldn't replace the consciousness of my younger self, if i had to kill him or whatever i would
things were better 2 years ago and seeing as how i'm useless as is i wouldn't mind killing my past self to get that back, fuck him, he doesn't know how good he has it
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>>35767308
>go back in time at current age
Great, so by this time I'll be in my 50s. I'll just stick to the present.
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>>35767182
This is stupid. Why even bother going back with all your stupid fucking rules.
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>>35768981
To experience the times you basic bitch.
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Yes. I'd go back in time and push super hard for Chad Nationalism and make being a fascist cool. Also I'd see the matrix and fight club in theatres.
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the brady law was enacted in 98 so...
i guess id go to the gun store, buy a gun, and shoot myself on the spot.
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90s suck
I'd rather go back to the early 2000s
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>>35767579
You can't do that. Part of the rules.
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oooh also I'd stop Timmothy Mcveigh and 9-11
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So I bring my phone back in time with me.
They couldn't comprehend such futuristic technology, it's science fiction
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