Britfeel

>>35775617
There is a little black kid
in one of these threads
Obsessed with ff15
that is in love with my
roastie robot GF
If if you know what i mean HMU
we should chill.

The sun is shining and you are still laying in your pit anon? You're wasting your life away!

good morning lads, what you kids doing this weekend?

>>35775752
Setting traps and staking out to defend my property, might install some CCTV too.

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>weekend is one hour shorter

ree

>>35775770
PARDON ME LADDD

>>35775770
Holy shit its that time of year already, doesn't seem that long ago when it was getting dark at 3:30pm.

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My kingdom... in ruins...

Fucking paki woman from next door craftily started a conversation with my mum and dad in order to get to the builders

Ohayo lads.

What's a more formal was of saying "throw a spanner in the works"? I'm coming up with a blank here lads

>>35775872
Fucking it all up

>>35775834
I'm not sure how I feel about this. maybe some good videos will come from it but she'll be done once she has had her baby

>>35775834
You got mummy pregnant you sick fuck.

>Britfeel
>not /britfeel/
fucking imposter, where is the real britfeel guy, what did you do to him?

>>35775881
Bringing a babby into her incest world. Truly this can only end well.

Got my persona 5 preorder in, lads.

>>35775898
He got stuffed into this woman's vagina >>35775834

>>35775898
I'm sorry but I was preoccupied with my close-knit community being invaded by ruffians to worry about your /forward slashes/.

Whats a good anime about big-titted slags doing big-titted slag things?

>>35775915
Do you get anything for preordering?

As someone in employment I would like an excuse to make a few more purchases

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>>35775617
Hello lads, American-anon back. 03:10 AM and I can't sleep yet.

Everyone still okay from the other day?

OP is everyone on your street okay and your family?

>>35775996
Nope. Well if you order the ridiculously priced 55bong digital version on psn you get P4 Izanagi but i just preordered the steelbook version so that it would come in the post on launch day.

I want to hug ebinlad!

>>35776011
>the steelbook version
So I take it you're not the type to sell your games on after playing?

Watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on channel 5

>>35776009
You probably think you're making yourself a thread personality by being the 'American of the thread' - there's been loads like you and you're not wanted here

Considering getting another free month of Netflix since I have multiple credit cards

>>35776026
i rarely buy console games, i own less than 5 ps4 games.

Plus im not letting some paki shop owner have my game for 15 quid or whatever the fuck

>>35776040
But I'm like, authorized to be here, I had a pass given to me by a britfeels poster! I just can't find it...

>>35776060
that's what they all say m8, time to go before we call in the muscle

>tfw almost free of facial hair and found a hairstyle that works

Just need some of those thick rimmed glasses now

>>35776051
You can sell on ebay for a similar figure to what you bought it for depending how quick you finish

I used to always wait for PS3 games to go down to 20 quid on eBay and then sell them on for the same amount because they stick at that level for a while

>>35776060
Go back to steamfeels

>Parklife comes on echo

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>a weekend full of possibilities has arrived and many of us are going to waste it uploading pictures of frogs to each other

Post you're waifu's lads

>>35776009
>OP is everyone on your street okay and your family?

Thanks burgeranon, you can have a visiting visa.

Everyone is ok but neighbors have had things taken including a self employed builder who's had around 3k worth of equipment taken after a forced entry.

In our garden we've had one of the fence panels moved so they've definitely used the gardens as entry points, probably to avoid security lights and such. Luckily nothing of ours has gone missing (touch wood).

The world is going to shit, this used to be a nice little place with no crime.

>>35776171
I'm sorry anon...that really is awful.

I'm trying to find my visa from before, I think I accidentally deleted it but I'm scanning my drives for it now.

>>35775989
Eastenders or coronation street.

Lads, i think my favourite Jav star has hit the wall. She was always the "mature" milf type because that's what i like but she's gone too far now i think.

>>35776195
You know burger, I can't help but feel that if everyone in the street had a gun then thieves would think twice before hopping over the fences and kicking garage doors down.

I mean they could have guns too but most people don't want to risk getting shot by people protecting their property.

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>>35776169
Not me, I'm going on a four hour road trip to say happy birthday to my senile grandma who will probably forget we were there five minutes after we leave

>tfw buy my weed from the chad who bullied me in school 10 years ago

>>35776196
Unironically would love a anime edition of a British soap.

what's a robot friendly part time job?

>paid a friends slag ex to take nudes for me
>delete them out of guilt
>horny and want to wank to them again
>can't seem to recover them

FUCK

Watching Kitchen Nightmare repeats.

It always baffled me how someone could lose so much money over such a long period of time. These people say they are losing like 40k a month like what the fuck just shut it down after the first month you lost 40k.

Alright lads, I've left buying a mother's day present last minute again and I don't know what to get her. Any ideas?

>>35776436
Flowers is the fail safe option.

>>35776430
Hell's Kitchen is better

>>35776426
Doesn't exist
They all require some level of socialising

>>35776436
the BBC.

originaloregano

>>35776436
Well what sort of things does your mom like anon?
First and foremost, you should get her some flowers if she's into gushy stuff like that. Then maybe a blank card where it says something basic like "Happy Mother's Day" and a space for you to write something gushy as well, or you can make your own card with your favorite pictures of her.

After that you'd have to give me more information and what your budget is

>>35776436
Flowers, wine, chocolates, smellies, perfume, gift certificate.

Those are the old safe choices

>>35776459
Limit is 25 quid. She likes stuff that smells nice.

Ran out of toilet paper lads so just wiping my ass with my towell, bathrooms getting proper stinky from it.

>>35776481
Does she take baths? Maybe you can get her one of those nice little bath bundles where it has like nice smelling lotion and bath rocks that make the water smell nice, and body wash and shampoos and stuff.

>>35776513
Perhaps you could have used tissue paper or kitchen roll...

>>35776530
That's a great idea, thanks anon.

>>35776436

Flowers from the garage

Can't go wrong

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>>35776009
how come you can't sleep lad.you alright?
>>35776169
got a mate moving in with me for a bit so helping him today. well i'm sat in garden having a spliff while he cleans the house. might not be as bad as i was expecting desu

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>>35776562
You're welcome! They usually look something like this.

>>35776453
Well are there are any that are less social than retail cos that ain't fun

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>>35776169
A regular feel lad, a regular feel.

i want to play dark souls 3 but i get too stressed and it's not comfy.

None of them are comfy like dark souls 1 was.

thank fuck im finally unbanned lads, got a 3 dayer for posting in a HWNDU thread calling them all mongs for giving a fuck about a stupid flag

got banned for raiding, seems a bit unjust tbqhwy

I finally did it lads, I finally dropped 20 quid on gookmoot and got a pass. It's already wonderful, I can NEVER go back to captcha now. I hope I have 20 quid next year to renew it...

>10C
>supposedly will reach 13C later

just fucking kill me

>just realized that the girl across the street was in my year at school

>>35776741
>he doesnt know the captcha trick

wew

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Got these shoes coming today lads?
Are they autism shoes, or are they alright?

>>35776896
Seem alright. They are anti autism because the bottom which comes down over the white is jarring.

>>35776896
please explain autism shoes?
because I see chavs wearing trainers that look apparently like what ppl call autism shoes.
so maybe I don't get it.

>>35776946
chavs wear trainers when they go out to buy fags or get a 14 year old mongo pregnant
but they save up all their dole money to get shoes to wear to pubs and clubs

I just wear Nike roches because they are literally the most comfortable shoes i have ever worn in my life and they look plain and inconspicous.

Sure they are expensive but they last you a good 4 years heavy use.

>>35777106
i'm same with air max. started wearing them when i was 15. they're the only trainers i wear desu. comfy af

>>35776896
these look gross, not autism tier but poorfag highschooler mode

>>35777163
I used to wear air max but i got fucking pissed off at the creasing at the toe box after a single wear.

Spo I actually went ahead and downloaded Tinder

I want to know what the fuss about not getting matches is. Most of these girls are fucking trash I wouldn't even want to sling my dick up.
"Yummy mummy" can fuck off, if you linked Spotify and your top is invariably Drake and Ed Sheeran you can fuck off, unless you have really interesting pictures a blank bio is a fuck off.

This thing is shit

>>35777165
>poorfag

They were 60 quid, how much should I have spent?

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Cant even decide on a class.

>>35777195
This is one yeah? Pyromancer, SL1 run, no deaths

It's 3 you bus wanker.

>>35777247
Dude I haven't touched these shits in fucking ages, let alone 3 which I never even bothered finishing.
Memory's shot

What junk food should I buy from Tesco lads

I think I might get a box of doughnuts and eat them all and make myself terribly ill.

A Sainsbury's 75p rhubarb pie also seems tempting.

Get a meal deal BLT with some ready salted crisps and a bottle of coke for 3GBP

>hottest day of the year
>hotter than the south of spain
>got to leave the house and go to tesco for a mothers day card

how do i prevent my self from melting?

>>35776138
>found a hairstyle that works
Kek, you still a paki Jimmy Neutreon?

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Reminder it's mother's day tomorrow. Need to run and pick something up now.

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I don't trust this lad, Lads.

>>35777551
bottle him with your flask, lad

>>35776026
>So I take it you're not the type to sell your games on after playing?
only poor people do this

>>35777801
>Inb4 Amir brags about his paki parents house as proof he's wealthy

>tfw nothing to do for 48 hours

Can't be bothered to farm nonstop in an mmo.

can't really decide to play umineko or clannad either.

or maybe replay breath of fire 3.

fuck i just dont know what to do mates.

>>35777801
Poor people and console gamers. Often a lot of overlap

just read that Canada has embraced islam and has become a apart of islams dream for a world caliphate. If non believers talk about islam they are jailed, it's only a matter of time before canada introduces the death penality

Proper annoyed with this weather. It's not summer yet this isn't fair.

I fucking hate normie weather.

forgot about my coffee so I downed it cold

why do people rave about cold brew so much its fucking gross

ken burns documentary on the civil war on Netflix is breddy gud, its kinda comfy

>>35776866
>>he doesnt know the captcha trick
WHATS THE TRICK CUNT
WHAT IS IT

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>>35777442
perfect junk food lad. waffles with loads of butter with nutelka soread on top with the clotted cream on top. god tier snack

>>35777540
got a card yesterday. just been to the supermarket now nut forgot. will get some flowers from somewhere tomorrow.
thanks for the reminder lad

>>35777183
tinder is for one night stands not dating. who cares what their "personality" is like. any holes a goal for me.

Lads what's the quickest, least painful way to kill yourself using household items?

I've pretty much given up now so I need a quick way to off myself without too much hassle

>>35778103
Boring people make for boring sex
I at least want to be able to talk to the hole I'm stuffing my knob in without wanting to die. Also find tarted up slags uggo as fuck, which is what the vapid and boring people tend to look like

>>35777922
think its an American thing, they drink it cold cos they prefer cool drinks with it being warm.
it came over here with places like starbucks.

>>35777888
cant tell if its heatwave warm, or just sunny.
I have to go out. don't want to sweat, don't want to be cold.

>>35777844
mate theres loads to do on the internet.
go look up something that interests you, go watch some docu on youtube.
go to some random site and stumble across things.

>>35778066
>>35777442

>premade waffles

that's some chavvy shit there mate.

Go buy some tagliattelle pasta and 25 pieces of prawn toast.

Or buy a chicken and bacon pie or something.

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>>35776169
My waffles actually tasted like waffles today. I'll be sure to bring some to the big waifu orgy in July.

>>35778128
electric kitchen knife to the throat.

>>35778152
Not digging that idea. Seems neither quick nor painless.

>>35778128
Cheese grater to the carotid artery.

>take my pupper out for a long walk to the pet shop
>let him pick out a toy
>get home, play with him with new toy
>watch anime while he sleeps the rest of the day

gonna be an alright saturday

>>35778146
yeah i broke my waffle maker. need to get another next payday senpai.homemade waffles are far superior. but these will do as a substitute

>>35778189
That sounds good. Not with cheese grater obviously but a nice sharp knife should do it. Are they on both sides of the neck? How deep?

>>35778214
Don't lie, you never had a waffle maker.

Unseasonably warm day today.

Not cracking flags, but certainly not blowing an arctic wind.

One of my friends got tickets to that secret venue Gorillaz show last night. Almost all the features on the new album were present.
Mad jealous, but they announced that every feature was gonna be performing at Demon Dayz festival so I'm double extra hyped as fuck

>>35777922
> Not tea

gtfo with that burger shit m8

>>35778290
we don't have any good tea in :(

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>>35778192
This sounds so nice.

Need a pupper in my life.

lovely weather lads

just nipped to aldi for some food for the week
18 quid
not bad at all

>>35778128
a rope or a bridge

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>>35778243
i've nothing to gain from lying lad. had a little kit with ladel and stuff and had a waffle recipe book as well.
when it comes to waffles i don't mess about lad

>>35778261
I was there too last night. Was fucking amazing lad. Never thought I'd see Noel Gallacher and De La Soul on the same stage together.

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what u getting lads

>>35778368
I'm extra jealous but knowing I'll get to see them all at Demon Dayz takes the edge off it. Get to see Danny there AND with Eminem and RtJ later in the year
I tried to pre-order the super deluxe vinyl and a normal vinyl copy but the super deluxe was sold out in no time so I got in a pissy and didn't order anything lel. Plus getting to London from Plymouth on such short notice would have been a right cunt

>>35778374
I thought Hannah and Her Sisters was a porno.

>1:30
>still in bed
>need to get my mam something for mothers day still

>>35778417
we can only hope la

>>35778409
Yeah I actually live at Canada Water which is the only reason a friend of a friend gave me the ticket.

I had to go alone but I met these two asian twins there (asian as in Chinese, not paki) and we had a threes up in the toilet.

is shit effect andromeda worth playing if I just pirate it? never tried the series.

Loved dark souls 2, hated 3.

Thought skyrim was good (back in 2011).

Fucking hated witcher, fallout 4 felt mediocre.

>>35778374
Watched Rogue One last night, it's really fucking dull I fell asleep about an hour in.

>>35778535
watched in cinema in december, didn't really think much of it but I need a dumb saturday film to throw on in the background while I do shit

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>>35778513
>is shit effect andromeda worth playing if I just pirate it? never tried the series.
I'm tempted myself

>>35778545
Sounds about right, it's nie they're sorta trying something different but its just not an interesting story and no one in it is an interesting character

Anyone else like to close their eyes, feel themselves beginning to fall and imagine how nice it'd be to just drop dead? Posted this in the wrong thread, and the feeling increased haha good day at work though hope no one knows how I feel haha

>>35778564
yeah, not really looking forward to the spin offs at all

han solo one looks dire

>putting readymade fried chicken in the oven
>it's been frozen 9 months
>last time my brother ate it 8 months ago it started bleeding
>it's from lidl

hmm yes the runt lifestyle

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>>35775617
Fuck racism, have mixed babies edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighbourhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw-dXp7V7bk

>>35778513
It's easily the worst in the series.

>>35778513
>>35778552
Don't do it lads, just YouTube some videos. The Mass Effect did have some good points in the past, you couldn't pick a worse entry point. It would be like your first Silent Hill being Downpour.

Any of you lads going fishing now the season has started?

I'm waiting for it to get a bit warmer as I fish on the top.

>>35778693
>Fuck racism, have mixed babies edition

By the looks of it most British women are behind this idea. I'm also sure this pile of shit will be a huge success on the telly too.

Slept about 10 hours. Death and sleep have a lot in common. I will like being dead.

>>35778791
BURN COAL
PAY TOLL
WHITE HOLE
WHITE GOAL

COLOUREDS OUT OUT OUT

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What a boring day, feels more Sunday than Saturday.

CLOCKS GO FORWARD ONE HOUR TONIGHT LADS.

The comfy is to cease..

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>>35778870
certainly is laa

>>35778897
KEEP THE CLOCKS AT THE CURRENT TIME
fuck the system

every fucker is out in their gardens near me. think they're all getting prepared for the sun. ;_;
comfy time is going,it's a heart breaking feeling desu lads

It's a woke up too early so now I have to wait for my online friend to come online episode

>>35778897

how will the comfy cease? Clocks going forward is the best day of the year

>>35778953
I'm in mine too desu, got to make sure the doggo doesn't do anything weird. Lazy cunt is just lying around in the sun.

Happy Saturday mates, got me some ale and a bottle if white wine...enjoying the sun in the back garden. Mum is at work, Dad is down the boozer, and Nan is asleep in the living room. Comfy overload here fellas. Making steak and chips for tea for me and Dad later. It's only in these moments I can forget the crippling anxiety and depression. Feels good.

Chicken dinner for Mothers Day, going to cook it so Mum can chill.

Love you all fellas and fellases.

>>35778987
nah means it'll be lighter longer.
clocks going back is the best day lad. 1 less hour of light is when it starts getting comfy.

>>35778987
Sure is easy to ID you normals.

>>35779011
June is the comfiest month of the year, daylight right up until 11pm

>>35778953
I live on an estate. This weather means that from now until next winter my days will consist of screeching hordes of niglets running around outside my windows and door and then nights will be niggers getting drunk and having domestics.

>>35779004
aw, you sound like a good lad doing that for your mummy. sounds like you've got a good weekend planned hope your mum likes the meal.
love you too :)

>>35779027

you could have just asked and I would and told you I was a normal.

>>35779004
Sounds like you're in a for a day of comfy, enjoy.

>>35779036
nah it's december for me. dark from 4

>>35776436
Asda flowers for a tenner. Add daffodils from roadside. Orbif you're skint, just do the roadside daffs.

Failing that, steal a No7 cosmetic kit from Boots.

>>35779072

It's fucking freezing though, and I always have to drive home down this shitty country road in the dark for 10 miles

>>35776513

Just hang your ass over the sink with a towel between said sink and your upper thighs. Try not to think about the horror, and wash hand in bleach afterwards. Try not to smell hand for the rest of the day.

Jesus Christ, the Sun/Moon tutorial is around a whole hour.

Is there anything more British than youths riding up and down your close on their noisey shitty L plate moped.

>>35776513
Use your sock. Put it back on too you fucking baby, it's just a bit of poopoo.

>>35777442
Savoury lad here. Pork pie lattice with a jar of English mustard, scotch eggs, or maybe a box of crackers with a selection of cheeses.

>>35776040
>Hates Americans in his thread on an American website
>Still lives with pakis on either side of him

>>35777468

Walk slower and breath deeply in thru nose, out mouth lad. Focus on happy thoughts. Wear the lightest possible jacket if you're anxious about fat stomach.

You may also consider running topless to Tescos, the added draught will keep you nice and cool.

>>35779166
There's nothing more English than a good muslim boy (female)

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What the fugg do i get my mum from amazon
she doesn't cook, exercise, wear jewellery or drink alcohol

>>35777844

Go for a walk in the sun for half an hour bruv.

>>35776449
Just not some posies from a garage forecourt

>>35779192
Moisturizer, we can never have enough.

>>35779205
you're not the real moni you have a different trip

>>35778128

Don't kill yourself mate. But I've heard toaster in the bathtub is one way. You can enjoy the Marmite on toast before the final moment.

>>35779222
Can't remember my password on the tablet, it needs charging. It's the same old Poley don't worry.

>>35779193

It is properly sunny outside, I've just been walking and I felt dizzy and disoriented because of it

kind of tempted to get a paki pizaa.

But tesco has those delicious white sauce tagliatelles with almost only 1/3rd the calories and it's so good too (like 1000 calories per kilogram of pasta, vs pizza's 1000calories per 300 grams).

It's just not as rewarding, you know?

In the process if DBAN'ing my 2TB laptop hard drive. FUCK THE POLICE. Glad that dirty pig bacon copper had its neck stabbed in on Wednesday afternoon, very apt, painful death right there. Another cop had his legs snapped off and will be shitting into a bag for the rest of his days!!

ITS CALLED KARMA - GOOD RIDDANCE BITCH

>>35779124
>finally gets a moped, ability to go anywhere
>rides it around one neighbourhood

can't think of anything more spastic desu. it's like people who fork out for gym memberships then never go.

>>35779289

Why do you hate the police?

>>35778454
>Chinese twins
>A threes in the toilet
You gayboys with your toilet shagging. I hope you all had condoms on

>>35779289
Can I report this to the police online or do I have to call the police myself and tell them about this post?

>>35779283
Order the pizza, they need business.

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>>35779289
Don't cut yourself on that edge, nonce!

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How do I go about getting myself BOGGED, brit/feel/?

I've given up on getting a GF or any meaningful human interaction. Now I only crave the multidimensional caress of the Bogdanoff brothers.

How do I summon them?

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Got a bottle of red and got the spotify on 80s pop music lads

>>35779055

Thanks mate. This is the best day so far this year. Hope you're enjoying it too!

The sun is helping massively.

>>35779315
Holy fugg that's the most advanced bog I ever did see

>>35779065

Thanks mate, you too.

Fuckin muted for saying thankyou! Bloody 4chins!

Why can't I find any of Richard Herring's stuff on Netflix m80s

It only shows me stuff "related to" my query

>>35779289
>Another cop had his legs snapped off and will be shitting into a bag for the rest of his days!!
Makes me grin ear to ear. Dumb whiteknight scum.

>>35779124

Happening right now in Bromsgrove. Kinda like that they're at least enjoying life in some way man.

>>35779313
>the RENAME BEFORE USE is cut off
too subtle

Took an anon's advice and went to a boxing session at my local club. Very proud of myself

>>35779365
is it actually on there?

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>>35779353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoJyFPA5ZRU

I just want to look like them.

How come they get girls but I don't? I want to overdose on Bog Pills so I can get rid of my twisted, unloveable visage.

Please help me Igor and Grichka, I will do anything.

>>35779289
the true face of "diversity" reveals itself.

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>>35779406
The more I look at them the less weird and more attractive they look

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>>35775834
So do pornstars have cuck boyfriends that accept what they do for a living?

Pregnant porn stars are disgusting desu, imagine when that kid finds his mum on spankbang

>mfw the pornstar girlfriend is the breadwinner of the couple as well

>>35779289

The Britbong police are pretty based desu, got pulled over for not wearing a seatbelt yesterday, and he let me off with a warning, I'd have already received 4 bullet wounds if this was America.

>>35779303
They work for the queen, they are royalists and thus enemies of the people. They work in cowardly ways.

>>35779307
No idea as I don't go around 'reporting' however I'm sure the police have some reporting system set up online - dip your bread!

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>Inherit washing machine from relative
>Won't drain so have to clean the pump filter
>Out pours 8 years worth of gunk

I fear I'll never be able to get rid of the smell of it.

>>35779323

Not gonna lie, that sounds divine. Good on you lad. Do a search for James Mason, I Want Your Love. Youtube it if not on Spotify...great, great piece of music.

>>35779401

Netflix knows about his shows but all I get is "content related to Hitler Moustache", for example.

It would be totally wacky if it were licensed in other countries but not the UK

>>35779377
Is Scotanon about?
I can't be bothered checking every call centre but maybe we could split the job in two and we can get Poley fired sooner.

>>35779459
>they are royalists and thus enemies of the people
You're an enemy of the people, republican swine

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>>35779479
>>35779459
>They are still blissfully unaware as to the real enemy of the ANGLO people.

>>35779461

People who cannot or will not do basic appliance maintenance deserve the fires of hell.

I get that fucker cleaned out monthly, oven bi-annually, other stuff as it requires servicing.

> the throw it away generation smdh...

>>35775834
>tfw imagining her pregnant but with a dick

Ffs lads I'm in a hotel and just paid for the vods. Got ghostbusters thinking it was the classic but its actually the remake. Don't know what to do

Thinking about pissing in the garden so I don't have to encounter Nan in the living room...should I do it? Neighbours are constructing a gazebo, so I could piss when the electric saw is being used...

>>35779507

the queen is pro-brexit, she is based

>>35779514

Do a Bill Murray and do one out the window? Or is it a hotel with the anti smoking chain on the window?

>>35779446
>The Britbong police are pretty based desu, got pulled over for not wearing a seatbelt yesterday, and he let me off with a warning, I'd have already received 4 bullet wounds if this was America.

It is LAW to wear a seat belt so the queens servants (AKA the police) can stop you and fine you TO GENERATE REVENUE FOR THE QUEEN, NOT FOR YOUR SAFETY DUMB ASS.

The police are most certainly not 'BASED'; whatever that means.

>>35779517

Wew

Is this the most autistic general on 4chan?

>>35779534
What do I do out the window? Its a smoking room.

>>35779535
>can stop you and fine you

They could, but they didn't because they are based, he clearly was concerned with my safety more than revenue generation. They are not generating money for the queen anyway.

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Scotanon where are you?

>>35779508

I got it off a distant gran who has passed so I suppose I've got to let it go but I would have thought someone else would have come clean it for her instead of letting it all collect.

Hopefully the fucking thing will work now. Took long enough getting it up to my flat.

Got a multipack of salt and vinegar hoola hoops in the plant pot on the table...poundland special...who comfy snacks here?

>decide to go for a walk in a local dene
>its a big dene in a nice area. Even though it's popular there's plenty of secluded areas, not busy at all
>wearing my usual gear including a fairly standard winter coat because it's looks nice and has plenty of pockets for my stuff
>as I'm leaving I pass a few shirtless normies
>HE MUST BE FUCKING BOILING IN THAT JACKET!

Honestly cannot comprehend what must be going on in somebody's mind that would compel them to make that exclamation. First of all, why would you care and what are your goals in saying that?

Was I expected to say something? Naturally, I just ignored them but it's fucking infuriating.

>>35779557

Didn't Bills character in the remake throw himself out a window? Didn't watch the film mate, made me feel sad.

>>35779377
Paki sex offender laughing about the effects of terrorism. I think MI5 should be informed tbqh

>>35779623
Should have screeched at them, lad. That would have shown them

>>35779623

Mate, I was in town on thursday getting D1 drivers licence renewal form.

Had an envelope to carry round, too vig for pockets, didn't want to bend it.

An hour or so later I was walking back through town ro go home, and a guy with his girl shouted "You still carrying that fucking envelope, whats your problem mate?"

Needless to say, my anxiety was elevated that evening.

Fucking people man.

>>35779658
I had the right to kill the fucker there in then. He violated the NAP.

>>35779633
>Implying they would do anything
When Amir kills children in the future their response will be 'w-well he was monitired..;

>>35775834
>Imagining if I was a pornstars kid and looking at this and imagining chilling out in that womb while your mother gets fucked
It's pretty fucked up, it's like you've stared in a porno against your will.

>>35779323
sounds comfy lad. i've some ale chilling for later.

>>35779535
Probably more likely to protect retards such as yourself from harming themselves even more in a car crash and wasting NHS time because of their own idiocy. tbqh

>Ex-Met boss calls for PC Keith Palmer to receive a posthumous honour for his 'exceptional' bravery after he 'gave his life' to protect democracy

ABSOLUTELY DISGRACEFUL

SCUMBAG COP 'PALMER' made 150 arrests in one year, HE ARRESTED 150 SHOP LIFTERS - MOST LIKELY HUNGRY, HOMELESS, VULNERABLE PEOPLE TRYING TO SURVIVE. HE ARRESTED THOSE PEOPLE WITH PRIDE AND NO SHAME.

THAT IS WHY GOD STABBED HIS NECK. IT'S CALLED KARMA BITCH

>>35779690
>"what's your problem mate?"

I'm amused, confused and slightly enraged that that normie though carrying an envelope was some sort of provocation

>>35779514
Find this scenario hilarious, just imagining you starting to watch it, then the NEW IMPROVED ghostbusters show up on screen and just you exclaiming "oh FFS"

>>35779761

Oh this totally isn't poleaboo at all.

>>35779761
What do you do to help the homeless?

>>35779146
this post inspired me to get a pork pie or scotch egg from tescos

>>35779630
Not sure desu lad. He tries that a few times in groundhog day like

Missus and baby are away so I've had steak 2 days on a bounce and I'm working my way through a 350g bag of cheese savouries

>>35779633
Yeah I'm hoping Scotanon is around so we can have a field day

>>35779777

Trips of truth mate. I still haven't worked it out. I figured he may have been suffering tourettes, or was just a wanker wanting to start a fight because he was mad at the world. I should have confronted him, but hey ho.

>>35779633
https://www.gov.uk/report-suspicious-activity-to-mi5

Get reporting, lads.

>>35779805

Nice one mate! Don't forget the condiments!

>>35779910

This place is not for you, however:

>Missus and baby

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA enjoy your 21 years of hell, poverty and eventual suicide. Normies get B-T-F-OUTTTTTTTT.

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(Assuming your post isn't simply bait).

just polished off the rest of that camembert from last night lads, best 2 quid ive ever spent although i think my blood is actually just melted cheese by this point

also i keep trying to write an essay and my mam keeps bothering me all the time wtf lady leave me alone

>>35779192
A gift card tucked into some flowers.

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>>35779192
How about a signed copy of your album lad

>>35775617
South Yorkshire Police accused of covering up widespread sexual abuse in Sheffield on a scale 'bigger than Rotherham

HAHAHAHA BRITKEKS

>>35779996
thanks, reported him now

>>35780004
>21 years of hell
The love of a good woman and the unconditional love of my daughter.
>poverty
Earn 65k a year and her half that. Own our house and two cars. Plenty of disposable income

So btfo lad.

>>35780026

Just ask her nicely to give you some space mate.

just took the dog out for 40 minutes and I am fucking boiling

how can people stand going to spain and shit for holidays, do something different and go somewhere cold

>>35778746
Ive just bought a rod gonna start fishing when i get a licsence in april. Never fished before theres a small lake near me that has perch in it maybe carp idk

>>35780168

Comfy fishing times mate. Getting into fly fishing when younger was very good for the soul...making bespoke flies was killer.

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Well done cunts, hope you're proud of yourselves. This women got assulted by some Deano cunt.

>tfw will never live in a whites only neighbourhood or country

>>35780213

and by whites only, no fucking chavs/slavshits

>>35780206
The fuck is a Deano?

>>35780294
A racist non-middle class chav

>>35780123
>The love of a good woman and the unconditional love of my daughter.

There's no such thing as 'love' and absolutely no.fucking.chance of any form of 'goodness' in a woman. Secondly you WILL break up, she WILL fleece you of everything, she WILL turn your brat against you.

>Earn 65k a year and her half that. Own our house and two cars. Plenty of disposable income

The woman will be running her reptile-like paws together!! You normies are so F'King dumb.

>>35780206
She is indistinguishable from any other female wearing a headscarf. How did "Deano" identify her when even a super-recogniser would struggle?

>>35780311
Classist.

Saw my first proper Chad today lads. Haven't ever really seen one before but it was some american guy. Literally looked like that Chad thundercock quarterback. Looked like a space marine.

>>35780338
Poor cumskins are the cancer of this country. Facts aren't racist.

>>35780311
>non-middle class chav
Isn't this redundant?

>/britfeel/ loses another two posters

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-39392410

Was just trying to download tinder but didn't realise you need the Facebook app as well to log in. Don't have the space. Had a wank, deleted tinder and feel fine again lads. That was a close one

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>>35780206
Good. In order to accommodate her we have to put up with rape gangs and terror attacks.

>>35780448
>Talking to poorfag qt
>Buy her a pizza for dinner
>Sends me a picture of her and her chad bf eating it as a prank
Uninstalled it and haven't touched it in over a year.

>>35780379

Rest in peace.

Also, lets not get too down in this thread lads and lasses...good day today, share your comfy setups.

On my first ale here, and absorbing sun, made Nan a coffee and gave her the tv remote. Ecpecting Dad back soon, listening to Fever 105...love all you fuckers.

>>35780465
Sorry to hear that lad. You should order a pizza tonight for yourself and take a selfie while eating it then send it to yourself. That'll show them

Which cars should a guy absolutely avoid buying?

>>35780515

Or send it to the slag? You must be winking though.

>>35780465
Haha. 6 quid for a shitty pizza's a cheap price to pay - you're the real winner lad

>>35780531
>buying a car
Bikes are free you absolute picture frame

>>35780515
Kek, good plan desu

>>35780531

Depends on your intended use mate...what do you want to do with the car?

>>35780554
yeah but I don't want to spend 4 hours cycling to work

>>35780581
driving it about, not looking like a gay

>>35780531
Hipsters are starting to drive Reliant Robins in East London

>>35780609
Hope they topple over the smug cunts.

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>>35780482
>share your comfy setups
Just had a scotch egg and mini pork pie with mustard and iced tea watching Seinfeld.

Gonna start on the beer in 10-20 mins.

>>35780609
>>35780657

We should convince jay j to buy one

Operation 3 wheeler

>>35780603

You must have an idea of what you want? Let us know your initial thoughts, and we can let you know if your choices are gay mate.

Im buying a van so I can live rent free...I cant exist any other way right now.

Maybe a Subaru?

>>35780684

Classic mate! Enjoy the comfy. About to open the goats cheese. Neighbours still constructing gazebo...80's on the laptop. Dog just came out to bark at nothing. Sun still strong.

Keep it strong bongalongs.

>>35780684
SNAP
i had my scotch egg with salad cream though. gonna have a spliff then crack on with a nice cold ale
no seinfeld though. i'm sat listening to sea shanties

>>35780766

Salad cream is legit mate.

Need to get into some sea shanties.

Dad just came back pissed as fuck, may need to sign off.

>>35780828
Get the steak down him senpai

>>35780828
this has some good songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CuyLbC2TZo&t=567s
hopefully your dad'll pass out and you get some quite lad

Gf's away so I'm going to get drunk as fuck tonight and watch some anime. Should be good. Planning on hitting the vodka like a sledgehammer after I have me tea.

Woke up like an hour ago and only got out of bed 30 minutes ago. Only got up then 'cause I felt like I had to. Pretty sure if I had some food I could spend all weekend in there.

>Tfw too early for the beer

>>35781124
nah. i'm gonna crack on now, was gonna wait till 5 but fuck it 35min won't hurt. gonna shove some vidya on as well i reckon

Definitely the wrong place to ask but any you mad lads invest your bennies? interest rates on savings are a joke

>>35781193
Just look into index funds lad. Go on reddit personal finance UK and read some beginners guide. You'll only lose money if you try to invest in individual stocks. Index funds have beat inflation historically.

so many girls wearing high waisted jeans in town today

>>35781124
Yeah I feel like I need to not start too early cause of living with family.

>>35780850

Dad is back and were listening to Motown together. All good folks. He's cooking Nans shepherds pie, hes the same as me but hasn't accepted his robot status, and never will. Kinda sad, but at least he isnt beating me like when I was younger.

Bless all u bots x

>Want to have a drink in the back garden, can hear the next door normies laughing
Looks like its back to you guys

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Gonna commence Beer O clock in ten minutes

>>35781124
already started lad, had a can watching wallace and gromit. pretty comfy desu

afternoon lads

>tfw you see a QT in high waisted jeans

whewlad.jpg

>>35781697

Do it mate. Please just do it.

>>35781784
>tfw you see a faT in high waisted jeans

disgustang.jpg

At least it contains the muffin top.

Dads tending to his bonsais, temptations on the laptop, comfy. Going to mow the lawn for him and then have another ale. He's happy, im happy. So far, still comfy.

>>35781740
Drink one for me senpai

>>35779377
Reminder to ignore the imposter Mon

Reminder to also ignore the real Mon.

>>35781889
>People talk about getting you sacked
>F-Fake Poleaboo
Good to see this gimmick back

>>35781629
sounds comfy, my mum likes a bit of motown, and shepards pie is god tier comfort food. hope you enjoy it lad.
>>35781697
my neighbour's got his mates round, all drunk and rowdy. not comfy senpai. won't be able to get comfy when i go out for spliffs.
>>35781740
i started at 16:25. i didn't have the will power

Quite warm out today

>>35781911
The trip is different

>>35781942
and your trip was !!hfSH+xpfTvs in the last thread so why is it different again?

doesn't matter anyway

>>35781942
You always say that creepy 'grin ear to ear' shit. I'm believing it for now and encourage the people to find your shit job.

>>35781942
Reported you to mi5, lad.

>>35781913
HERE MUSH SEND US SOME OF THAT WEED INNIT DONT BE TIGHT

Gotta love the bookies lads, went into town a few hours ago, and just came back with a new pair of shoes and 50 quid more than I started off with.

>>35781975
That's ALWAYS the same impostor

>>35782015
>MUSH

Can you not appropriate Gypo slang. Very racist

>>35782022
someone bet their shoes and you won?
bit harsh takin their shoes off them lad how're they gonna walk home now

>>35782036
>bit harsh takin their shoes off them lad how're they gonna walk home now

Shouldn't have bet their shoes then, should they.

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>>35782015
since you asked so kind i will
the bagged stuff is master kush,the jar on the right is ak47 i'd leave the jar on the left it's shit desu.
grab a bud n crack on lad, just make sure to share

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>on 8mg of xanax and half a bottle of liquor
who else here /comfy/?

>nothing to spend my income on

What's the point of wageslaving?

Mum just made cupcakes

I ate 4

>>35782200
do a vocaroo for us and prove you're the real moni

>tfw cant get drunk without my mum throwing a fit about me drinking alone

i just want to be blissfully ignorant for a little while

>>35782129

How the fuck are you still awake?

Half that would drop me out.

>>35780720
Something cheap, I'm a first time buyer. I was thinking along the lines of a Toyota IQ, Fiat 500, Mini, but after reading up on them they're apparently women's cars.

Fucking hate my Nan the slag. I took a croissant and put those cold mini sausages you buy in a big pack inside it. My nan then said the French would weep if they could see this, I'd say they'd weep if they knew you voted for labour who let paki's get away with raping little girls and bombing places. She slapped me hard and I just froze, wasn't sure what the right reaction was.

>>35782368
dno't treat your nan like that she gave birth to you

>go out to buy chocolates for mummy
>come back and she's already bought some 'from' me

>>35782200
Amir reply to people ITT you self obsessed paki. No wonder everyone hates you, hard to defend.

>>35782312
Remember that even a women's car would still make your invisible car penis longer than all the non-car owners.

But seriously fuck people that say shit like that, they are usually just coming up with an excuse for why they didn't buy an economic car.

>>35782277
yeah it's weird, i took 4mg yesterday and couldn't resist sleeping. now i don't feel tired at all. i'm drinking an energy drink as well though.

>>35782238
Wouldn't prove anything since you've never heard my voice before

>>35782412
Fine, I'll do it right now

>>35782368
She was right to slap you, pork is vile

>>35782276
Stop drinking, there are loads of other less destructive ways to enjoy yourself

>>35782129
Was the Xanax prescribed by a GP

>>35782022
>bookies
Chav scum
Though weirdly there's been a Coral in paki central Rochdale for decades

>>35781835
How fat is fat?

>>35781475
Lot of interracial couples out too

>>35780957
Wish I could sleep longer
I'm tired when I get up and energetic in bed

>>35782434
>cars
>drivers license
Fuck off normies

laughing at monis absolute fucking desperation for (you)s right now

>>35782756
Here's a (You), I've got plenty. Not a single one for that rancid Paki though :^)

>>35782756
I didn't do it for (you)s because I was asked to contribute to the health of the thread

>>35782806
>>35782756

Apologies for the one I just gave him, I've deleted my post now

>>35782807
Make sure to keep it up, you need to interact more with the other personalities. Enough of this loner emo paki angle.

I will have sex for the 2nd time in my life late, the last time was almost a year ago

I bet I'm just as anxious and useless this time as I was last time

>>35782368
Phone the police, lad. Get the Paki rape enabler arrested.

>>35782402

Mate, sometimes your nan is a cunt. Mine is. You have to deal with it the best you can. My nan Is manipulative and suicidal. Its not fun, but thats the way it goes. She's gone to bed now, so I can feel comfy once again.

Keep strong britbongs.

>>35782907
Think of your favourite pr0n

>>35782947
>tfw one of my nans killed herself before i was born, and the other one has dementia

got lucky with that

do you robots have any ways you like to wind up or take the piss out of normies? i dont mean like chatting shit here i mean actually doing things to them or around them, just asking out of idle curiosity

>>35783103
Tell them you don't care about cars that usually gets them

>>35783163
or music or sport

>Not had sex in 8 years

Am I a virgin again?

I basically got my one gf, dated her for a month, fucked and then she dumped me.

Nothing since then.

>>35783216

im in a similar boat, not had sex since 2011, pretty sure im a virgin again

>>35783255
Like I don't feel it gave me experience. I wouldn't know what to do with a girl even though I'm not a virgin.

>>35782124
lucky lad, no fuckers got weed round here.. last spliff was thursday with a mate who had a bit left

fuckin bleak t b h just wanna get stoned, had one ciggy yesterday but im even out of baccy now. decided im not gonna buy any baccy cos i only ever smoke cigs when i've got no weed and i dont want to get stuck in that habit, so im gonna cut out all my vices for the forseeable future and see how i go

>>35783255
>>35783216

You can't go back

You can never go back

You're just as bad as the rest of the normies, get out

>>35783285
>mate
Fuck off normie

Lad's, i really fucking hate pakis.

Like if there was some sort of war on that would send me to pakistan to fight pakis i would sign up right away.