got a girl pregnant

It's your own fault really. Now deal with it like an adult.

I want children.

But I want to be married to a nice girl.

>>35854581
your life was screwed over completely before the baby was involved.
that is your socially preprogrammed cognitive dissonance & confirmation bias kicking in.

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>>35854581
REEEEEEEEEE
GET OUT NORMAN
originalio

i love how i read the greentext and then look at the photo lol

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You know what to do anon.
In the old days we would have rallied around you with this advice.
Oh how this place has fallen

>>35854643
Same friendo

Oregano

>>35854986
Falcons punch

>>35854581
The chances of her getting pregnant from one time you fucked her are sub-25%.

There's a 75% chance she's actually pregnant with Jamal and trying to push the debts on you.

Do ask for paternity tests before signing anything.

>>35854581
Is she cool with getting an abortion?>>35854605

>>35857332
These stats are completely pulled out of this anon's ass, but he's right about asking for paternity testing.

>>35857378
It's from the first google result assuming a single fuck while right in the middle of the ovulation cycle. The odds become lower if you distance yourself from that point.

The 75% was pulled out of my ass, though. It's probably a lot higher than that. It's entirely possible that the only reason she even bothered to fuck a robot was because she already knew she was pregnant and needed to find a "daddy" who isn't a complete deadbeat, and robots have the bonus of being real easy to control.

>>35854581
>he hasn't trained his body so perfectly that he can control individual sperms
Fucking normies these day

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>>35854581
YOU LITERALLY MADE IT OP
FUCK YOU NOOOOOORMIIEEEEEE

>>35854581
>stay away from women robots
Or maybe just don't be a fucking retard and use protection?

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>>35854581
ABORT ABORT ABORT THIS IS A FULL ABORT DO YOU READ??? ABORT!!!

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>>35854581
hahahahahahaha now you have to bend over,spread your butt cheeks, and take it up the ass by the system with no lubrication. enjoy your 18 years of expensive child support and going for more anytime you get a promotion.

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Get a PATERNITY TEST like >>35857557 >>35857332 said. You would not believe how many babies do not belong to the assumed father

>>35857378
not the same guy put here is research that I did not pull out of my ass. women are design to cheat on you

https://www.psychologytoday.com/articles/201001/sex-ed-the-cheat-sheet

>>35854581
Just spike her food and drinks with vitamin C, apparently if they have enough of it, it'll cause an abortion and that baby is getting flushed out

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This too you fagoo

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>>35854581
OP eternally BTFO into interstellar space.

>>35854581
>managed to get a girl pregnant
>first time having sex
this is literally one of my biggest fears, NEVER, EVER will trust a woman saying she took her pills unless i myself fed them to her

>wins at life
>cries about it on /r9k/