ITT: easy ways to spot a redditor

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>>35878079
>The reddit spacing

>Like this, after every other fucking sentence

>Reddit "style" of speech, hard to describe but when you read it you know
>All of his images have tumblr/facebook names
>Loves referring to boards as though they're one entity, speaks for "we" constantly
>Needs EVERYTHING spoonfed
>Incapable of lurking, makes their own threads for things already present in the catalog

>>35878079
>>35878159
Holy shit. I don't even go to Reddit but I do this, what the fuck.

Welp, I guess I should kill myself.

>>35878079
>unironically meming
what did he meme by that?

4chan is finished as a good place to post. There are far too many 90s born queers now. It's over.

I heard about r9k on reddit 6 months ago and i've been browsing here everyday since. I love this place. Do you guys hate me?

Way to spot a redditfag

Has actual fucking morals
Isn't a fucking a autist

>>35878398
I despise you and wish you would get Aids or cancer.

>>35878447
hahahhaha holy shit dude chill. lmfao i love laughing at all the weirdo autistics on here they're hilarious

>Puts sage in the wrong field so the thread ends up at the top

>can't resist applying lyrics to a post if it's similar to a song

>>35878079
They say too much about themselves, lack privacy.
They would be the type of person who would also tell people that they browse 4chan.
They have friends in real life.
"You must be fun at parties."
This also applies to the idiots who browse iFunny. They've posted their pictures with the watermarks. They act exactly like redditors.

>>35878159
>I clocked him on the jaw. Hard.
>His chin hit the ground. Hard.

No need for that kind of punctuation.

>>35878079
>>35878159
>>35878559
These, but by far the biggest one is
>FPBP
to every first post regardless of content.
Also /threading their own post.

The sub I browse is mechanical keyboards. Am I hated now?

easy ways to spot someone from /reddit/

>tripfag

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How to spot a redditor? They ask a question. Then they answer it. They have their own style of speech.

Think you're reading a reddit post? Pay attention to not only what they say, but also how they say it.

>starting posts with "so.."
>the way they type, I can tell
>their whiteknighting spills out even when they try to contain it
>"reddit ain't so bad... i go to this subreddit haha.."
>phoneposters
>announces a sage
>posts images named something(pepe1.jpg) instead of numbers
>refuses to lurk and doesn't admit the fact that he didn't lurk enough
>helps other anons/is kind to others in any thread except a feels thread
>takes memes too seriously and cries about no gf when gf/nogf isn't a thing robot would even think about
>is an all around faggot

90% of any 4chan board is newfags and redditors, prove me wrong. Anon culture died in 2009

>>35878079
I fucking hate these threads. Now I spot them too and it's slowly killing me

>>35878781
>>35878832
>starting sentences with "I mean," as an interjection like "well"
>moralfags
>false modesty

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>>35878079
>using any of the following words: dank, rare pepe, kys
>posts facebook memes unironically
>find any of these 5 youtubers funny and/or entertaining: idubbbz, h3h3, filthyfrank pyrocynical, leafyishere
>tries to act superior to everyone else in a thread by bragging about how succesfull they are in real life
>bites anti-atheism threads everytime and keeps posting and arguing in the thread until it dies
>everyone on /b/, seriously /b/ is the new reddit

>>35878948
not gonna lie, filthy frank is a little funny...

>>35878939
Yeah not to mention they don't now how to greentext.
Example:
-Anon:
>implying muslims are human
Fuck off fag

-Redditor/Newfag:
>muslims are not human
>fuck off fag
Also,
>falls for basic baits
>falls for bait and switch, 30 second shitposts, all those tricks
>"include me in the screencap xdxdxd"
>watches and follows e-celebs unironically

>>35878998
No he's not

>he hates trump
>he refers to an outdated meme to prove he's not from reddit
>he cares about the feelings of others
>he tries to redefine 4chan as being nicer than it is

>>35879030
Forgot to mention

>falls for the basic copypasta which was spammed just 2 years ago
>tries to get anons to "improve their lives like him"
>dishes out advice like a retard
>other newfags encourage the aforementioned retard
>tries to redefine our terminology
>STILL doesn't know how to pronounce "meme" correctly
>bump everything
>reports shit
>doesn't post OC, be it greentexts or images

Last one is kinda loose, some anons like to lurk

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>>35878546
>ITT: easy ways to spot someone from /reddit/
>>unironically meming

>>35878079
>is a phoneposter
It's 2017 faggot get with the times

>>35878657
I associate that kind of speaking with nu males who are trying to sound intimidating. It's even cringier seeing it typed out.

>>35879174
nearly forgot
>switches between boards by clicking on board letters instead of changing it in the address bar of browser
>doesn't know about 4chan x
>types slow
>thinks twice before posting something
>corrects his own spelling errors in a separate post
>corrects others grammatical errors unironically
>talks to female posters anything other than tits or gtfo

>>35878781
>I WILL destroy you. Then burn your life down around you and laugh as the light leaves your eyes
I've read this shit a hundred times and I'm still amazed by it

>posts pepe
>reddit spacing
>has a distinct, tryhard 'characer' to their writing

>>35878406
TOTALLY upboating that, fellow Redditor. xD

>>35879273
>C'mon old man, IT'S THE CURRENT YEAAAAAR
Get off my damn lawn and onto a PC you hoodlum, kids these days jesus christ

>>35879174
>tries to get anons to "improve their lives like him"
those are just normalfags

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>>35879392
>posts pepe
>waaaah normies stole my pepe so I won't post it anymore now
You're such a faggot Anon, letting normies ruin it for you. Shame on you, degenerate.

>>35879582
I see. I got them all confused, because I hate them all.
Newfags, redditors, ifunny,9fag,females they're all the same

>>35879604
pepe is a dead meme and you should stop using it
it's basically the same as posting rage comics

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>>35879716
Stop being a faggot, Anon. For Christ's sake.

>>35879716
>pepe is a dead meme
pepe was never a meme, normals made it into a meme and that doesn't count

>>35878079

>thinks he fits in because he posts on /thedonald/

>>35878079
>posts old 4chan memes claiming he's an "oldfag" but in reality he just googled old 4chan memes and is reading of know your meme

>>35878781
>memeing this hard
XDDDDDDD MY DOOOOOD

>>35879030
Include me in the screencap are people trolling. They are signaling to us more observant anons that the thread is Reddit tier.