Fellow spergs

>>35878128
i'm trying to become gay

>>35878128
fapping does the job

Cry and wipe my face with money.

ive come to terms with it

not having any friends at all is what eats away at me, i have nobody

>>35878128
Had a gf when I was like 12 but I was awkward af and she dumped me after like a month. Didn't even kiss her

>>35878128
No matter what day of the week it is there is always some faggot on this board saying " you'll never have a gf " or " why don't you have a gf " it's gay and annoying please stop it

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>>35878128
If something's out of your control then it's pointless to worry about and you're just being harmful

If it's in your control then you should only feel bad about not doing your best to create a better scenario

I wake up every day and get a little bit better. Even if I don't do anything tangible I've still learned and I know how to get better in the future

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>>35878128
I've just come to accept it. My parents seem to have a hard time doing so though.

>>35878128
diagnosed sperglord here
I honestly do not give a fuck as my only goal in life is to argue about politics with strangers on the internet

>>35878128
Masturbation and anime

It's a vicious circle

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>>35878128
>How do you deal with fact that you will never have a gf?
I don't
It's tearing me up inside and i'm feeling unloved and worthless

I stopped from going to college classes because of all the beautiful girls like in OP's image
The idea of having someone who shows their unconditional love to me and is interested about my feelings is so distant that i stopped thinking about it

I wake up late and just pass the time with shitposting and lurking on this taiwanese stock exchange website until i go to bed again

>>35878128
I am really egocentric and selfish
I don't want gf as I can't care about other people

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>>35878128
I became the girlfriend
oregeno

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i dont know...i wish i had a gf...AHHHH DELETE THIS POST RIGHT NOW I DONT WANT THESE FEELS

feels bad because my idea of a gf is shit like my anime waifus

feels good because i am surrounded by women younger/older than me at work and they are all terrible people whos actions literally turn you gay for life

sex/intimacy is the only thing missing but i am dont hate myself like the rest of this board and i can legally fuck hookers in my country so every once in a while i book myself an hour with some random skank to get myself off

Golden eagles can weigh 10-15 pounds, that dumb roastie won't be holding the bird for long with that little arm. Her falconer bf is probably just showing off.

Any girls reading this in Europe who want a robot bf I'm right here. Whoever claims me is set for life together.

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>>35878562
This hits too close to home
I feel the same wway, I can't look at beautiful girlswithout feeling like shit.
I don't have any social media, I don't watch movies and I only go outside when I need to buy food. But sometimes I slip, sometimes I look at pictures like OP's only to torture myself with hopes that if I keep doing this I will stop feeling the way I do and change

The worst part is I know I wouldn't be able to sustain a relationship with a woman, I just want to be normal and not miss out on relationships

>>35878128
daily reminder that this bird has seen more pussy than you ever will

>>35878128
>How do you deal with fact that you will never have a gf?

- properly wash & clean
- building up
- going for artistic hobbies
- not complaining

I think that sooner or later some girl will try to approach me because she will think to be more spergy than me

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What do you think about the fact that the female spergs easily can find love?

Personally, it really posts my pepes.

>>35878541
Also diagnosed sperglord here, you have very relatable feels.

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>>35878128
>>35878677

this is her bf
instagram: @pythonpaige

>>35878144
take it from me anon, that won't work either

>>35878128
I go n benders when the fun stops.

>>35878764
i think it is
i can already get just as hard for trap porn and am not completely disgusted by gay porn

>>35878834
that's not what i mean, i'm saying you'll still never have a bf

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>tfw can't even imagine someone who would be willing to be in a relationship with me

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I'd rather have the bird 2bh, falconry seems like a pretty damned cool hobby.

>>35878128
What the fuck, I know this girl. She went to my highsschool or some shit

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DESU I could live without sex. I've found it kinda overrated and I hate the idea of being naked/vulnerable.

It's the idea of never having a qt kid running around and dying alone that bugs me.

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I'm a Mid East bot currently in university and I'm trying to get a gf normally but I fail (most likely) I'll swallow my pride and get an arranged marriage. It can't be that bad can it, the girls around where I live are pale skin with brunette/black hair albeit religious.

>>35879609
>Mid East
Can't you just force her to be your gf?

>>35879634
No I would get beaten for forcing myself on a woman.

>>35879609
>swallow my pride and get an arranged marriage
It's hilarious to me that that's a legitimate option for some people.

>>35879609
just get some cucked swedish girl

>>35879609

If you do it'll only work if you stay wherever you're from. Any girl that moves here will become like every other American roastie within a year or two of being here, if not months.

I miss my sugar mommy.
Girls are so fucking weird about using condoms.
If you want one, say so. If not, it doesn't matter if I was lying about the vasectomy I'm going to pull out and probably won't fuck you bareback anyway unless you do something really big for me.

>>35879720
Why the fuck wouldn't YOU want to wear a condom? Do you want to catch an STD? Or do you have so many you just don't give a fuck anymore? Pregnancy isn't the only risk.

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>>35879673
When I think it over in my head it doesn't seem so bad.
>Find girl in local area through university or social gathering
>Speak and see if she is single
>Arrange a meet up with both families
>Ask if they wanna get married
>Both accept
>Done.
As I said it doesn't seem so bad when I put it like that but I feel like I'm cheating since I wasn't able to find a partner naturally, as Darwinism goes someone beta like doesn't deserve to pass on his subpar genes.
>>35879677
Gross desu blonde hair blue eyes are overrated.
>>35879680
It's happening here too, universities are slowly filling up with SJW faggots. Only problem is the rural areas are filling with Jihadis. Secular vs Jihadi war when?

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>>35879720
fuck! I want a sugar mommy, or just any mature lady who just wants to fuck.
I live in a shitty rural ton so there is way I can fuck some mature woman here without anyone knowing
THere is also one woman here I can't even think about without without getting a raging boner.
She's single, 2 children and I seem to be the only one who think she's sexy even though she's ugly as

>>35878128
I'm honestly completely okay with that. No feels whatsoever. Some people aren't meant to find a SO.

>>35878265
Then don't go on this board?