>Anon! Why did you tie me up! Let me go right now! >W-what

I'm also a woman, and I'm not the one who tied you up like that, so I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Are you okay? I'll untie you. Do you want to tell me what happened?

>>35948696

>a woman ruining things like usually

REEEEEE GET OUT REEEEEE

>>35948696
Leave forever and choke on your next meal

>>35948666
lately these RP threads have taken a serious dip in quality, because lately the people making them have no idea how real people would talk.

>>35948722
>>35948714
Kekking. Calm down, triggered autists.

>>35948756
I hope next time you have a drink it goes down the wrong pipe and makes you cough

>>35948778
Aw, that's sweet.
Thanks for the (you), anon.

Kagney is 10/10

>>35948726
These threads have always been shit. Op has the woman repeating his dialogue when all he had to do is greentext himself speaking. Even in a robot's fantasies, women do most of the talking.

>>35949714
I remember a couple decent ones.
Usually shorter ones.

>those tits

I would eventually untie her, but I would suck on them for a while first

>>35948666
>implying she wouldn't like it
Op is a fagget or a virgin

I'm honestly not sure I'd be able to control my natural desires if I came home and a woman like that was tied up helplessly on my bed. Fortunately I'll never be in a situation like that in real life.

>>35950099
I'd stick various objects up her pooper.

What the hell. I think ive seen this before.

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>>35948666
Don't worry, I cum pretty quickly so this won't take long

>>35948666
>ywn have a gf 1/10 like that

R-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E

THESE FUCKING FEELS ARE KILLING ME

How can she talk through the tape. Saged.

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>>35950500
It's a substitution jutsu

>>35950510
I don't. ...Believe it blox

>>35950500
You can actually talk through tape like that fairly easily and intelligibly.

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>>35948666

Desu this was just the thread I needed.

I can't even imagine being a 5/10 chick. Like I literally can't.

Friends everywhere, everyone knows you, everyone's nice to you.
Men throw themselves at you.
You have intrinsic value just because of your body, anything else is bonus.
Men literally compete to take care of you.
Society is geared toward you.

A 5/10 girl has a better life than a 9/10 chad.

>>35950576
>A 5/10 girl has a better life than a 9/10 chad.
Well that simply isn't true.

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>>35948816
>Aw thats sweet
>>>/reddit/

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>>35948666

Autism is unstoppable

>>35950576
Until she ages beyond her 20s.

>>35950791

If you think about it there's really no point in living after your 20s

>>35948666
Quiet down, Little Miss Perfectits. Your resistance only makes my dick harder.

>>35951065
As a guy I can't fucking wait until I'm in my 30s

>>35950500
Get some reading comprehension, dumbass.

>>35950099
They're fake and plastic. It would be like sucking on a plastic bowl. Not fun.

>>35951065
I don't know, both of my parents told me they were suicidal in their 20s and then in their 30s they became happy, functional people. I think we put so much importance on youth and what you do as a 20-something year old that you end up going through tremendous anxiety.

Finally, some peace.

>>35950576
howboutdat girl is looking good these day

>>35952226
She's disgusting, get some taste.

>>35948756
>Kekking
xDD ^^"